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J Silver Platinum

@jsilverplatinum.bsky.social

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Actor/writer/freelancer in Queens. Lifelong Trekkie. Sucker for old timey comedy, pop science, and cat videos. Trans rights are human rights. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Go Birds

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J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · Nov 22

On a quantum level, the boys both are and are not back in town

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J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 7h

FINALLY, you can listen to Weird Al’s “Alapalooza” again

J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 1d

The 3D version was the worst

J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 1d

Drop the Star Trek episode that hooked you in the first place

Worf in “Disaster,” facing Keiko O’Brien (currently in labor), holding a tricorder and telling her “You may now give birth”

J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 1d

Early voting for anyone but Cuomo starts tomorrow!
www.vote.nyc/elections

Upcoming Elections 2025 | NYC Board of Elections

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J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 2d

Cuomo: I need an endorsement that’ll resonate with the voters

Aide: well, you could-

Cuomo: get me the guy who got indicted for bribery

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 2d

Zohran has one important quality that Andrew Cuomo can never attain: not being Andrew Cuomo

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J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 2d

Life hack: walk into a corn maze and never return

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 3d

Parents Are You Tired Of Your Child Doing This?

Big text at the top says "Parents! Are you sick of your child doing this?"
We see a drawing of a child whose body is sticking out of various parts of a room, his legs through the floor, his arm through one wall, his upper torso and face through another, scowling and sticking his tongue out and saying "fie! I will not be bound by the limits of the physical form!"

In a second panel, the large text says "end the daily hassle and all those little headaches by encasing your child in the cube!"

The boy is now hovering upside down inside a 3 dimensional cube, still scowling, but now fully intact, saying "you're a fool to think these constraints will hold. Once I am free of this prison, you have signed your own doom."

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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 3d

Trump finished the job for Bin Laden.

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J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 3d

Moderator: who is your favorite Beatle

Mamdani: George! {effortless smile}

Cuomo: I have heard of all of the Beatles and my team will look into this. Mamdani is a Muslim

Sliwa: John Lennon stabbed me in the back of a taxicab

J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 3d

In every generation there must be a Joe Lieberman to make sure nothing good ever happens

Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 6d

Zohran Mamdani traveling around New York handing out ice cream cones to children while John Fetterman angrily follows behind snatching those ice cream cones out of their hands and throwing them on the ground

J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 4d

Look, I was 21 years old and extremely drunk when I got the nazi tattoo, I didn’t even know it was a nazi tattoo until five, maybe six hours later. Ah, youth