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J Silver Platinum
@jsilverplatinum.bsky.social
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Actor/writer/freelancer in Queens. Lifelong Trekkie. Sucker for old timey comedy, pop science, and cat videos. Trans rights are human rights. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Go Birds
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On a quantum level, the boys both are and are not back in town
FINALLY, you can listen to Weird Al’s “Alapalooza” again
Drop the Star Trek episode that hooked you in the first place
Cuomo: I need an endorsement that’ll resonate with the voters

Aide: well, you could-

Cuomo: get me the guy who got indicted for bribery
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Zohran has one important quality that Andrew Cuomo can never attain: not being Andrew Cuomo
Life hack: walk into a corn maze and never return
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Parents Are You Tired Of Your Child Doing This?
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Trump finished the job for Bin Laden.
Moderator: who is your favorite Beatle

Mamdani: George! {effortless smile}

Cuomo: I have heard of all of the Beatles and my team will look into this. Mamdani is a Muslim

Sliwa: John Lennon stabbed me in the back of a taxicab
In every generation there must be a Joe Lieberman to make sure nothing good ever happens
Zohran Mamdani traveling around New York handing out ice cream cones to children while John Fetterman angrily follows behind snatching those ice cream cones out of their hands and throwing them on the ground
Look, I was 21 years old and extremely drunk when I got the nazi tattoo, I didn’t even know it was a nazi tattoo until five, maybe six hours later. Ah, youth
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We must all rally behind America’s Team: the Toronto Blue Jays
Unrelated to anything going on in the news, is anybody interested in buying the French Crown Jewels
Tripling down on the “Teenage” part was genius
Whassup coin dorks I’ve got a fuckton of Morgan Dollars and some Large Cents and an 1876 muthafucken twenty cent piece priced to move
Damn Girl, are you a tree? Because {leaves}
Hi guys what’s your favorite kind of mash? Mine is monster
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS
A wise poster once said “Trump is not a President. He is a piece of poop that 49% of the country threw at the other 51%”
We unloaded our diarrhea from a tour bus, which was the fashion at the time
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
If you want to wear your Halloween costume all year, nobody can legally make you stop