J Silver Platinum
@jsilverplatinum.bsky.social
Actor/writer/freelancer in Queens. Lifelong Trekkie. Sucker for old timey comedy, pop science, and cat videos. Trans rights are human rights. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Go Birds
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On a quantum level, the boys both are and are not back in town
Weight loss tip: move to the moon
December 17, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Weight loss tip: move to the moon
2026 is gonna be my year
December 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
2026 is gonna be my year
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Mr President don't listen to the naysayers. Your political program, "Crash the economy and bring back ancient diseases" just needs more time to work
December 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Mr President don't listen to the naysayers. Your political program, "Crash the economy and bring back ancient diseases" just needs more time to work
The Natural History Museum should let their annual members fuck the dinosaurs
December 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The Natural History Museum should let their annual members fuck the dinosaurs
Memo to the Democrats and their wealthiest donors: your money would easily be best spent fully funding independent journalism in news deserts and also passing a media de-consolidation bill
"The newspaper industry served as a feeder for our entire news media ecosystem. So when we lose those newspapers, we've lost that journalism. In the early 2000s, we had 40 journalists per 100,000 people. We're now down to 8 journalists per 100,000 people," says @victorpickard.bsky.social.
December 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Memo to the Democrats and their wealthiest donors: your money would easily be best spent fully funding independent journalism in news deserts and also passing a media de-consolidation bill
"Not all who wander are lost," I shout into the desert as the vultures circle overhead
December 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
"Not all who wander are lost," I shout into the desert as the vultures circle overhead
I am suing the BBC for $10
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I am suing the BBC for $10
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live your life in such a way that when you die, those who despise you are so jealous that they make your death all about them simply because they know that when they die, nobody in their right mind would mourn them
December 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
live your life in such a way that when you die, those who despise you are so jealous that they make your death all about them simply because they know that when they die, nobody in their right mind would mourn them
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Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/
December 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/
All the wrong people are dying
December 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
All the wrong people are dying
Thinking of Rob Reiner. Man this one hurts
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youtu.be/xwOwS9bK_Eo?...
Rob Reiner Once Played a Congressman on Television
YouTube video by CyberDurden
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December 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Thinking of Rob Reiner. Man this one hurts
youtu.be/xwOwS9bK_Eo?...
youtu.be/xwOwS9bK_Eo?...
Happy Hanukkah to everyone except Stephen Miller, who can go choke on a dreidl
December 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Happy Hanukkah to everyone except Stephen Miller, who can go choke on a dreidl
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The actors you see in movies are probably home by now
December 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The actors you see in movies are probably home by now
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Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
MISSED CONNECTION: You were the Santa throwing up between two parked cars on Third Avenue
December 14, 2025 at 7:37 AM
MISSED CONNECTION: You were the Santa throwing up between two parked cars on Third Avenue
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Please stop sending highly-skilled assassins to murder me. It's mean and it hurts my feelings
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Please stop sending highly-skilled assassins to murder me. It's mean and it hurts my feelings
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It’s unbelievable that for all the wondrous inventions of modern science we still haven’t found a way to kill Dick Van Dyke
December 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
It’s unbelievable that for all the wondrous inventions of modern science we still haven’t found a way to kill Dick Van Dyke
“Jumanji,” I report from the porta-potty I’ve been trapped inside since 2004
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
“Jumanji,” I report from the porta-potty I’ve been trapped inside since 2004
Saw CRUEL INTENTIONS in NYC. When Ryan Philippe said “I’m tired of sleeping with all these insipid debutantes,” some loud Brooklyn guy in the back yelled “Yeah me too.” Brought the house down.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Saw CRUEL INTENTIONS in NYC. When Ryan Philippe said “I’m tired of sleeping with all these insipid debutantes,” some loud Brooklyn guy in the back yelled “Yeah me too.” Brought the house down.
Interviewer: is there anything else we should know about you?
Me: well, my coat pockets always seem to be full of napkins for some reason
Me: well, my coat pockets always seem to be full of napkins for some reason
December 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Interviewer: is there anything else we should know about you?
Me: well, my coat pockets always seem to be full of napkins for some reason
Me: well, my coat pockets always seem to be full of napkins for some reason
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Zohran should create little schools everyone has to go to that teach you to still talk with a 1987 nyc dirtbag accent the way the Irish do with Gaelic
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Zohran should create little schools everyone has to go to that teach you to still talk with a 1987 nyc dirtbag accent the way the Irish do with Gaelic
1876 twenty-cent piece. They made these for 3 years and they never caught on.
When my dad was a teenager, he inherited his late grandfather’s coin collection. Sixty years later we found this beauty in storage. Dad remembered the coin and told me the story. And then we sold it for $625.
When my dad was a teenager, he inherited his late grandfather’s coin collection. Sixty years later we found this beauty in storage. Dad remembered the coin and told me the story. And then we sold it for $625.
December 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
1876 twenty-cent piece. They made these for 3 years and they never caught on.
When my dad was a teenager, he inherited his late grandfather’s coin collection. Sixty years later we found this beauty in storage. Dad remembered the coin and told me the story. And then we sold it for $625.
When my dad was a teenager, he inherited his late grandfather’s coin collection. Sixty years later we found this beauty in storage. Dad remembered the coin and told me the story. And then we sold it for $625.
Thread of coins I’ve recently sold or put on sale from my and my dad’s old coin collections:
December 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Thread of coins I’ve recently sold or put on sale from my and my dad’s old coin collections:
A gray cat just crossed my path. Looks like I'm in for some average luck
December 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
A gray cat just crossed my path. Looks like I'm in for some average luck