Alex DeLong
@alexdelong86.bsky.social
West Coast nomad who settled in the Midwest
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Alex DeLong
@alexdelong86.bsky.social
· Dec 16
“Alex. Why are you always listening to music?”
This:
This:
But are we dying like Macy’s or Sears? Have we existed long enough that we’ll survive or are we doomed to collapse?
Somebody said the U.S. has big “dying mall” energy right now and I can’t stop thinking about his accurate that feels
December 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
But are we dying like Macy’s or Sears? Have we existed long enough that we’ll survive or are we doomed to collapse?
This is the face of someone who is mad about their servant feeding them food that was on sale. His lowly butler needs to remedy that as soon as possible.
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This is the face of someone who is mad about their servant feeding them food that was on sale. His lowly butler needs to remedy that as soon as possible.
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This is the president of the United States taking a break from gold-and-marble interior renovations to say he’ll defy a court order to feed hungry Americans.
Nero would be proud.
Nero would be proud.
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is the president of the United States taking a break from gold-and-marble interior renovations to say he’ll defy a court order to feed hungry Americans.
Nero would be proud.
Nero would be proud.
“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them."
October 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them."
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Fang is a 4 year old rescue from a hoarding situation. I was told that he would be clingy because of past trauma, I’m like, aren’t we all?
October 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Fang is a 4 year old rescue from a hoarding situation. I was told that he would be clingy because of past trauma, I’m like, aren’t we all?
This might become a cat account now that he’s here.
He’s Fandango aka Fang.
He’s Fandango aka Fang.
October 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This might become a cat account now that he’s here.
He’s Fandango aka Fang.
He’s Fandango aka Fang.
Too. Much. Power.
I simply can’t be trusted with this kind of power
October 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Too. Much. Power.
“What poor and unfortunate creature had to die for you to wear that?"
My Aunt Trudy, I replied. Walked away, ladies and gentlemen, walked away!
My Aunt Trudy, I replied. Walked away, ladies and gentlemen, walked away!
October 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
“What poor and unfortunate creature had to die for you to wear that?"
My Aunt Trudy, I replied. Walked away, ladies and gentlemen, walked away!
My Aunt Trudy, I replied. Walked away, ladies and gentlemen, walked away!
“… I was just wondering if you could help me find my way.”
“Well that depends on where you want to get to.”
“Oh, it really doesn't matter, as long as...”
“Then it really doesn't matter which way you go.”
“Well that depends on where you want to get to.”
“Oh, it really doesn't matter, as long as...”
“Then it really doesn't matter which way you go.”
October 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“… I was just wondering if you could help me find my way.”
“Well that depends on where you want to get to.”
“Oh, it really doesn't matter, as long as...”
“Then it really doesn't matter which way you go.”
“Well that depends on where you want to get to.”
“Oh, it really doesn't matter, as long as...”
“Then it really doesn't matter which way you go.”
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Easily, his most elaborate and destructive distraction from #TheEPSEIN_Files... yet.
October 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Easily, his most elaborate and destructive distraction from #TheEPSEIN_Files... yet.
This might be too niche but Echoes by Pink Floyd is exactly what I imagine the song is that created Narnia. Especially the first 7 minutes.
September 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
This might be too niche but Echoes by Pink Floyd is exactly what I imagine the song is that created Narnia. Especially the first 7 minutes.
Uncle Rick, you have broken and healed my queer heart with #thesunandstar! I wish I had this representation as a child but I’m glad it’s here now.
September 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Uncle Rick, you have broken and healed my queer heart with #thesunandstar! I wish I had this representation as a child but I’m glad it’s here now.
Finally reading the Nico book!
September 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Finally reading the Nico book!
Whatever happened to Fay Wray?
That delicate satin-draped frame?
As it clung to her thigh
How I started to cry
‘Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same
That delicate satin-draped frame?
As it clung to her thigh
How I started to cry
‘Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same
September 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Whatever happened to Fay Wray?
That delicate satin-draped frame?
As it clung to her thigh
How I started to cry
‘Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same
That delicate satin-draped frame?
As it clung to her thigh
How I started to cry
‘Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same
Watching my favorite holiday movie; Rocky Horror Picture Show. I always wanted to be Frank but given how old I am, I might have to settle for Dr. Scott. XD
September 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Watching my favorite holiday movie; Rocky Horror Picture Show. I always wanted to be Frank but given how old I am, I might have to settle for Dr. Scott. XD
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There’s only one person he cares about.
September 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
There’s only one person he cares about.
I work 6 days this week, so this isn’t even the half way point in my week.
“Oh THIS fucking guy”
- when I realize it’s Wednesday
- when I realize it’s Wednesday
September 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I work 6 days this week, so this isn’t even the half way point in my week.
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📽️ 🌼 📙 Yesterday marked the first day of #HispanicHeritageMonth. See our can't-miss list of books on #LibbyApp and films from @kanopy.com on Libby Life! ➡️ https://bit.ly/42pCKBy
#Bookish #Booksky #LibraryLove #CheckOutYourLibrary
#Bookish #Booksky #LibraryLove #CheckOutYourLibrary
September 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
📽️ 🌼 📙 Yesterday marked the first day of #HispanicHeritageMonth. See our can't-miss list of books on #LibbyApp and films from @kanopy.com on Libby Life! ➡️ https://bit.ly/42pCKBy
#Bookish #Booksky #LibraryLove #CheckOutYourLibrary
#Bookish #Booksky #LibraryLove #CheckOutYourLibrary
Watching one of my favorite movies:
“Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning.”
“Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning.”
September 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Watching one of my favorite movies:
“Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning.”
“Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning.”
Today’s the day!
I’ll be seeing Weird Al in person! I’ve been wanting to see him live for over 20 years!
I’ll be seeing Weird Al in person! I’ve been wanting to see him live for over 20 years!
September 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Today’s the day!
I’ll be seeing Weird Al in person! I’ve been wanting to see him live for over 20 years!
I’ll be seeing Weird Al in person! I’ve been wanting to see him live for over 20 years!
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I am a textrovert which means I probably won’t talk to you unless you text me
September 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I am a textrovert which means I probably won’t talk to you unless you text me
I don’t normally approve of that usage but fuck yeah
August 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I don’t normally approve of that usage but fuck yeah
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Working in eyecare and dealing with the insurance, I would like to formally apologize to my mother who, after me begging to wear contacts in sixth grade and telling me that I would hate them, bought them for me only for me to wearing them for a month and deciding that they weren’t for me.
August 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Working in eyecare and dealing with the insurance, I would like to formally apologize to my mother who, after me begging to wear contacts in sixth grade and telling me that I would hate them, bought them for me only for me to wearing them for a month and deciding that they weren’t for me.