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please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write
July 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write
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all the news that’s fit to print!
all the news that’s fit to print!
Food is expensive right now. These expert hacks can help you lower your grocery bill. nyti.ms/3YKjPzw
April 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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all the news that’s fit to print!
all the news that’s fit to print!
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
Turns out it was actually:
Go woke OR go broke
Go woke OR go broke
April 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Turns out it was actually:
Go woke OR go broke
Go woke OR go broke
God help us all.
April 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
God help us all.
Happy opening day to those who celebrate. I don’t celebrate since I am a fan of the Seattle Mariners
March 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Happy opening day to those who celebrate. I don’t celebrate since I am a fan of the Seattle Mariners
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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
WASHINGTON—According to a new report published Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, you live in a deeply embarrassing and barely functional country. “Our latest research and statistical analysis show...
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February 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
you ever notice how the menu options have *always* recently changed?
February 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
you ever notice how the menu options have *always* recently changed?
Sitting down in the shower counts as therapy
January 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sitting down in the shower counts as therapy
The older I get the more I realize the sims had it right all along
January 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The older I get the more I realize the sims had it right all along
Puff no longer went to play
Along the cherry lane
RIP 🙁
Along the cherry lane
RIP 🙁
Peter Yarrow, singer-songwriter and founding member of the folk-music trio Peter, Paul and Mary, has died at 86. cnn.it/4gGn8Pp
January 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Puff no longer went to play
Along the cherry lane
RIP 🙁
Along the cherry lane
RIP 🙁
My noncontroversial LOTR take is that Bernard Hill’s performance in Two Towers carries the whole movie
January 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
My noncontroversial LOTR take is that Bernard Hill’s performance in Two Towers carries the whole movie
What’s the meaning of life? I like hot dogs, and I want to eat more of them
December 30, 2024 at 7:29 PM
What’s the meaning of life? I like hot dogs, and I want to eat more of them
This is now a hummingbird account
December 28, 2024 at 9:43 PM
This is now a hummingbird account
Today while we were playing doctor/surgery my 5-year-old daughter got close and whispered in my ear:
“I’m gonna open you up.”
Should I be afraid?
“I’m gonna open you up.”
Should I be afraid?
December 22, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Today while we were playing doctor/surgery my 5-year-old daughter got close and whispered in my ear:
“I’m gonna open you up.”
Should I be afraid?
“I’m gonna open you up.”
Should I be afraid?
Dang, gotta figure the Mariners were right there
December 9, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Dang, gotta figure the Mariners were right there
Cardinals are not overcoming the small beak allegations
December 8, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Cardinals are not overcoming the small beak allegations
Spotify Wrapped but for how many hours of sleep I lost as a parent this year
December 4, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Spotify Wrapped but for how many hours of sleep I lost as a parent this year
Now this is a Seahawks game
December 1, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Now this is a Seahawks game
I miss the bird app. Here’s a video of me hand feeding a hummingbird.
November 18, 2024 at 3:21 AM
I miss the bird app. Here’s a video of me hand feeding a hummingbird.