Alex Gaskin
@alexgaskin.bsky.social
An oaf trapped in a world of jerks.
[gets a Wrapped listening age of 63] Guys I’m not sure if it’s ethical to support Spotify
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
[gets a Wrapped listening age of 63] Guys I’m not sure if it’s ethical to support Spotify
Dog: I’m going to smell this pine cone
Isaac Chotiner: Do you want to smell it, or are you trying to eat it?
Dog: I would like to smell the pine cone
Chotiner: Ok, but when you smell it, are you also going to eat it?
Dog (mouth full of pine cone): I juff wadda know wha ih smell like”
Isaac Chotiner: Do you want to smell it, or are you trying to eat it?
Dog: I would like to smell the pine cone
Chotiner: Ok, but when you smell it, are you also going to eat it?
Dog (mouth full of pine cone): I juff wadda know wha ih smell like”
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Dog: I’m going to smell this pine cone
Isaac Chotiner: Do you want to smell it, or are you trying to eat it?
Dog: I would like to smell the pine cone
Chotiner: Ok, but when you smell it, are you also going to eat it?
Dog (mouth full of pine cone): I juff wadda know wha ih smell like”
Isaac Chotiner: Do you want to smell it, or are you trying to eat it?
Dog: I would like to smell the pine cone
Chotiner: Ok, but when you smell it, are you also going to eat it?
Dog (mouth full of pine cone): I juff wadda know wha ih smell like”
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Standing room only at El Paso City Hall for the proclamation of Eddie Guerrero Day.
Local wrestlers in here, lowriders parked outside.
Local wrestlers in here, lowriders parked outside.
November 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This by itself doesn’t fix the team’s myriad problems, but it might be the only good thing the Mavs do this season so I’m absolutely gonna savor it.
From @theathletic.com: The Dallas Mavericks have fired Nico Harrison, the general manager who drove the Luka Doncic trade to the Los Angeles Lakers in February, league sources said Tuesday. nyti.ms/47YZXg6
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This by itself doesn’t fix the team’s myriad problems, but it might be the only good thing the Mavs do this season so I’m absolutely gonna savor it.
Hell yes to Zohran Mamdani and all the important elections happening in other states that I was definitely keeping up with and aware of the whole time!
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Hell yes to Zohran Mamdani and all the important elections happening in other states that I was definitely keeping up with and aware of the whole time!
Randomly thinking violent thoughts, not due to genuine violent impulses but to keep any nearby psychics on their toes
November 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Randomly thinking violent thoughts, not due to genuine violent impulses but to keep any nearby psychics on their toes
Me: So you “keep the score,” correct?
The body: Yes
Me: That’s interesting, because if I drink too much my brain shuts off, but you keep going.
The body: Uh-huh
Me: So you’re keeping score in that moment, and you still think it’s ok to keep drinking?
The body: It’s, um, it’s complicated
The body: Yes
Me: That’s interesting, because if I drink too much my brain shuts off, but you keep going.
The body: Uh-huh
Me: So you’re keeping score in that moment, and you still think it’s ok to keep drinking?
The body: It’s, um, it’s complicated
October 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Me: So you “keep the score,” correct?
The body: Yes
Me: That’s interesting, because if I drink too much my brain shuts off, but you keep going.
The body: Uh-huh
Me: So you’re keeping score in that moment, and you still think it’s ok to keep drinking?
The body: It’s, um, it’s complicated
The body: Yes
Me: That’s interesting, because if I drink too much my brain shuts off, but you keep going.
The body: Uh-huh
Me: So you’re keeping score in that moment, and you still think it’s ok to keep drinking?
The body: It’s, um, it’s complicated
‘Interview With the Vampire’ spinoff called ‘What’s the Deal With the Vampire?’ where vampire Jerry Seinfeld tells his story to the crowd at the Comedy Cellar
October 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
‘Interview With the Vampire’ spinoff called ‘What’s the Deal With the Vampire?’ where vampire Jerry Seinfeld tells his story to the crowd at the Comedy Cellar
Making everyone nervous about my financial situation by showing up to brunch in nothing but a pickle barrel, then putting them at ease by revealing it’s a designer brand pickle barrel
October 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Making everyone nervous about my financial situation by showing up to brunch in nothing but a pickle barrel, then putting them at ease by revealing it’s a designer brand pickle barrel
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Pre-order my book ‘The Man of Many Fathers’ today and get a free digital download of the album version of my Hulu special, ‘Lonely Flowers’
Already pre-ordered the book or got a tix to my book tour? I got you too.
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Already pre-ordered the book or got a tix to my book tour? I got you too.
Pre-Order Now: roywoodjrbook.com
October 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Pre-order my book ‘The Man of Many Fathers’ today and get a free digital download of the album version of my Hulu special, ‘Lonely Flowers’
Already pre-ordered the book or got a tix to my book tour? I got you too.
Pre-Order Now: roywoodjrbook.com
Already pre-ordered the book or got a tix to my book tour? I got you too.
Pre-Order Now: roywoodjrbook.com
Just got my company’s updated workplace violence prevention plan and all it says is “Get them before they get you”???
October 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Just got my company’s updated workplace violence prevention plan and all it says is “Get them before they get you”???
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Reposted by Alex Gaskin
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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With the passing of Jane Goodall, England must once again hold a lottery to determine which of its citizens has to live among the apes. Will they go on to become a revered primatologist like Goodall, or will they die screaming in terror as the chimps descend upon them like so many past “winners”?
October 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
With the passing of Jane Goodall, England must once again hold a lottery to determine which of its citizens has to live among the apes. Will they go on to become a revered primatologist like Goodall, or will they die screaming in terror as the chimps descend upon them like so many past “winners”?
For a while there I was nervous AI would replace me in the labor force, but I think what will actually happen is AI will end up giving me a job. Specifically the job of building AI data centers as a political prisoner.
October 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
For a while there I was nervous AI would replace me in the labor force, but I think what will actually happen is AI will end up giving me a job. Specifically the job of building AI data centers as a political prisoner.
Coming up with my own version of the Knights & Knaves puzzle but with three guys, where one of them always lives, one always laughs, and one always loves.
September 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Coming up with my own version of the Knights & Knaves puzzle but with three guys, where one of them always lives, one always laughs, and one always loves.
Sorry to ruin everyone’s beautiful Robert Redford remembrances but it was actually me who said “What do you mean?” after Mike Nichols asked if I had ever struck out with a girl.
September 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Sorry to ruin everyone’s beautiful Robert Redford remembrances but it was actually me who said “What do you mean?” after Mike Nichols asked if I had ever struck out with a girl.
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I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.
September 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.
I rarely drink anymore, but if I got my hands on a bottle of this I would disappear for 36 hours and come back with grand visions and a desperate need for an IV
Arby's Smoked Bourbon (2022-2022): A limited time offer, this bourbon was "inspired by brisket," and made using the same wood-hickory, mesquite, and pecan-that Arby's uses to smoke their meat, giving the bourbon "that signature Arby's flavor."
September 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I rarely drink anymore, but if I got my hands on a bottle of this I would disappear for 36 hours and come back with grand visions and a desperate need for an IV
Kinda crazy the two main groups we associate with jumping rope are schoolgirls on a playground and dudes training to fight other dudes
September 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Kinda crazy the two main groups we associate with jumping rope are schoolgirls on a playground and dudes training to fight other dudes
You think of yourself as unique, but then you go to a screening of one of your favorite films and in 5 minutes you see 4 different guys rocking most to all of your vibe and it really humbles you.
August 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You think of yourself as unique, but then you go to a screening of one of your favorite films and in 5 minutes you see 4 different guys rocking most to all of your vibe and it really humbles you.
I was skeptical at first, but now that I know my chats could be sent to the cops I’ve GOT to start using AI!
NEW: After numerous tragedies, OpenAI says it's scanning users' conversations, escalating to human readers, and contacting law enforcement where necessary
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OpenAI Says It's Scanning Users' Conversations and Reporting Content to the Police
OpenAI has authorized itself to call law enforcement if users say threatening enough things when talking to ChatGPT.
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August 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I was skeptical at first, but now that I know my chats could be sent to the cops I’ve GOT to start using AI!
The insult to injury of it all with AI is even if the constant bullshitting was true, the product would still suck. Like even if I thought any of Altman’s nonsense here would come to pass it would fall WAY short of justifying all the cultural and environmental damage it would cause.
Sam Altman has got to the point where he doesn't even bother to describe stuff anymore. "Uhh yeah sometime you'll have a thingy that will do stuff. And wow will it be good!"
August 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
The insult to injury of it all with AI is even if the constant bullshitting was true, the product would still suck. Like even if I thought any of Altman’s nonsense here would come to pass it would fall WAY short of justifying all the cultural and environmental damage it would cause.
The thing about Trump is that you do not under any circumstances have to hand it to him. That said, I will concede that being on a roof is a pretty fun thing to do.
This is real: President Trump is standing on the roof of the White House briefing room right now and no one knows why
August 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The thing about Trump is that you do not under any circumstances have to hand it to him. That said, I will concede that being on a roof is a pretty fun thing to do.
“Florida is flying its flags at half mast to honor Hulk Hogan” is exactly the kind of thing you would say to be mean to Florida but it’s still crazy they’re doing it
July 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“Florida is flying its flags at half mast to honor Hulk Hogan” is exactly the kind of thing you would say to be mean to Florida but it’s still crazy they’re doing it