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Masochistic drunkard with a lack of attention span.
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An explanation, for tonight
A cartoon by Stephen Collins. Script as follows: 1 THE SCENE: is BBC Television centre or wherever that is these days. HARRY STYLES is getting out of a limo to enter a studio. An autograph-hunting FAN accosts him. Also, a DATE STAMP appears ‘on screen’, like it used to do in the X-files, reading: OCTOBER, 2024: Maidstone Studios, England FAN 1: That’s Harry Styles! FAN 2 [Approaching Harry]: Can I have a selfie, Harry? 2 FAN: What are you doing at Maidstone Studios on this finbe day in mid October, Harry? 3 HARRY STYLES: Why, I’ve come here in mid-October to record ‘Jools Holland’s New Year Hoote-‘ 4 *FSHW* [Harry Styles is suddenly vaporised by a LASER BEAM] 5 [We see the culprit; a hi tech flying DRONE has zapped Mr Styles to death. The drone has a camera eye on the front of it] 6 [Cut to: JOOLS HOLLAND in his Hootenanny lair, watching a screen which has just alerted him to the elimination of Styles] [Legend on screen]: ARTIST ELIMINATED HOLLAND: Goddamn it 7 HOLLAND: Why can’t they keep their mouths SHUT? 8 HOLLAND: Tim Davie! TIM DAVIE [Director General of the BBC]: Y-yes Jools? HOLLAND: Who’ve we got left for this year? 10 TIM DAVIE: The Boomtown Rats, one of Sister Sledge and Marc Almond HOLLAND: Almond *again*? 11 TIM DAVIE: We’re running out of artists to call, sir… M-must we keep killing… so many…? HOLLAND: You know the rules, Davie. The secret of the Hootenanny must be protected at all costs. All who divulge it… 12 HOLLAND [close up on his evil face, eye twitching]: Must be eliminated
December 31, 2024 at 10:09 AM
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montereybayaquarium.org
Hi everyone, want to join us for a cozy livestream? We'll be going LIVE on Nov. 7th @ 3 PM PT to talk about nudibranchs with special guests Nicholas, founder of the local 3D arts company Reef Renders, and aquarist Christy. We'll be painting 3D models and chatting. We hope to sea you there 💙
Sustainable 3D printed nudibranch art with brushes and paint in the background
November 7, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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A man says to a man in a large suit "I love your oversized David Byrne suit." The man in the big suit rubs the bag of his head and says "haha, yah... oversized." Later at home, he takes his suit off to reveal that his body is a large gelatinous cube. He says "no one must ever know."
October 23, 2024 at 3:44 PM