Alex Wood
@alexwood.codes
Senior SDE at AWS. Purveyor of puns.
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Me, to wife looking in cabinet while I’m making shopping list: “I’m pretty sure we have basmati rice, right?”
Wife: “WE HAVE FIVE SMALL BAGS, WE DON’T NEED MORE!!!”
Me: “I mean I figured but-“
Wife: “Oh I take it back one of these is Jasmine Rice.”
Wife: “WE HAVE FIVE SMALL BAGS, WE DON’T NEED MORE!!!”
Me: “I mean I figured but-“
Wife: “Oh I take it back one of these is Jasmine Rice.”
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Me, to wife looking in cabinet while I’m making shopping list: “I’m pretty sure we have basmati rice, right?”
Wife: “WE HAVE FIVE SMALL BAGS, WE DON’T NEED MORE!!!”
Me: “I mean I figured but-“
Wife: “Oh I take it back one of these is Jasmine Rice.”
Wife: “WE HAVE FIVE SMALL BAGS, WE DON’T NEED MORE!!!”
Me: “I mean I figured but-“
Wife: “Oh I take it back one of these is Jasmine Rice.”
This is a Yoshinobu Yamamoto skeet
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This is a Yoshinobu Yamamoto skeet
In deep cover in enemy territory!
October 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
In deep cover in enemy territory!
Tailgating with the kids and then it’s right into enemy territory.
October 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Tailgating with the kids and then it’s right into enemy territory.
Nothing can stop Jorge Polanco
October 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Nothing can stop Jorge Polanco
Longtime Seattle Mariners fandom makes one hardened against any pain.
October 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Longtime Seattle Mariners fandom makes one hardened against any pain.
The 2025 Illinois football experience:
September 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The 2025 Illinois football experience:
Seeing that land bridge I keep thinking about the allied video guide to transiting through East Germany to Berlin, and what such a land corridor would be like if this happened.
September 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Seeing that land bridge I keep thinking about the allied video guide to transiting through East Germany to Berlin, and what such a land corridor would be like if this happened.
This is why I’ll never stop loving Bielema.
September 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This is why I’ll never stop loving Bielema.
That’s my coach, right there.
September 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
That’s my coach, right there.
Bret has the goal line answers though.
September 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Bret has the goal line answers though.
Milo from earlier today, being very normal.
August 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Milo from earlier today, being very normal.
A return to home cooking normalcy with a newborn - made some Filipino Sinangag with Spam since I still had leftover rice and leftover spam after yesterday.
August 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
A return to home cooking normalcy with a newborn - made some Filipino Sinangag with Spam since I still had leftover rice and leftover spam after yesterday.
I’m just saying, if you don’t incorporate spam fried rice into your meals from time to time you really are missing out.
August 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’m just saying, if you don’t incorporate spam fried rice into your meals from time to time you really are missing out.
Ideal Burger Variation 1: Potato Bun, Two 2-3oz Chuck Patties Smashed, Two Slices American Cheese, Mustard, Raw White Onion, Pickles
Ideal Burger Variation 2: Brioche Bun, 10oz Fresh Ground Ribeye (cooked medium), Two Slices American Cheese, 1 Caramelized Onion (per burger, only condiment)
Ideal Burger Variation 2: Brioche Bun, 10oz Fresh Ground Ribeye (cooked medium), Two Slices American Cheese, 1 Caramelized Onion (per burger, only condiment)
August 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Ideal Burger Variation 1: Potato Bun, Two 2-3oz Chuck Patties Smashed, Two Slices American Cheese, Mustard, Raw White Onion, Pickles
Ideal Burger Variation 2: Brioche Bun, 10oz Fresh Ground Ribeye (cooked medium), Two Slices American Cheese, 1 Caramelized Onion (per burger, only condiment)
Ideal Burger Variation 2: Brioche Bun, 10oz Fresh Ground Ribeye (cooked medium), Two Slices American Cheese, 1 Caramelized Onion (per burger, only condiment)
This is getting out of hand! Now, there are two of them!
August 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This is getting out of hand! Now, there are two of them!
Coach fights should be in the game for ‘27.
July 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Coach fights should be in the game for ‘27.
