M Night Shyamalan punching the air at those last few sentences

Bingo.

Loved the policy stances he opened with in 2020. They totally got dropped as soon as a consultant told him the “heir to Biden if he stumbles” lane required a different set of policy stances.

I am absolutely that guy who buys things he already has on accident on a regular basis.

At the same time when my NEXUS card was technically expired but extended during COVID? My first crossing I went through the normal line and asked juuuuust to be sure.

You can bet an Albertan accent was playing in my head when I made that decision.

Facts - also led to my favorite interaction at airport immigration where the Canadian officer spoke only in grunts and hand signals waving me through. Not a single word was spoken.

My NEXUS interview was 90% being told all the ways I could lose my card in the thickest Albertan accent I’ve ever heard.

Most relevant is the defense has 3 seconds from the substitutes coming in to begin their own substitutions, which Mississippi State oddly did not attempt to do.

You have to actually take it though. If they tried that against Bret Biemela the clock would be near :00 before they could hard count.

I’m a neutral on this one but have to respect a legend

This prediction made in the same voice Joe Buck uses to welcome the sun engulfing him in the 47th inning, of course.

Tailgating with the kids and then it’s right into enemy territory.

Yeah exploratory phases is a thing but exploratory Nazi phase isn’t. Anybody saying otherwise is telling on themselves.

Alright that’s pretty badass. Time to stop calling them “Purdon’t” for a while.

The number of people who are almost entirely different in public versus in small group chats is legion.

The most generous interpretation I can have is the quoted poster might be confusing Capital-Y Young Republicans with the college libertarian phase, but fully agreed with your take.