wendy copium
@alicebennett.bsky.social
I love you. I'm glad I exist.
when we left the uk i gave my dehumidifier to my mum and now we’ve had to buy a humidifier because our house is too dry here!!
February 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
when we left the uk i gave my dehumidifier to my mum and now we’ve had to buy a humidifier because our house is too dry here!!
although we have had a really tiny bit of snow today
February 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
although we have had a really tiny bit of snow today
the only way to ensure ~dignity privacy and safety~ is everyone constantly walking around in their own lockable toilet
February 13, 2026 at 12:24 PM
the only way to ensure ~dignity privacy and safety~ is everyone constantly walking around in their own lockable toilet
between this and the penis plumping injections scandal we have to ask: are the ski men ok
www.nrk.no/ol/skiskytin...
www.nrk.no/ol/skiskytin...
Skiskyting: Sturla Holm Lægreid tok Mensa-test for å få IQ-svar
Sturla Holm Lægreid fekk 23 seksarar på vitnemålet og blir kalla smart av både andre og seg sjølv. Men kor høg IQ har eigentleg skiskyttaren? Det gav ein Mensa-test svaret på.
www.nrk.no
February 11, 2026 at 6:53 AM
between this and the penis plumping injections scandal we have to ask: are the ski men ok
www.nrk.no/ol/skiskytin...
www.nrk.no/ol/skiskytin...
the public broadcaster here in norway has got him to take an iq test because he keeps talking about how he is very clever
February 11, 2026 at 6:49 AM
the public broadcaster here in norway has got him to take an iq test because he keeps talking about how he is very clever
i could maybe do short story pairings for each section like a wine and cheese platter
February 10, 2026 at 11:09 AM
i could maybe do short story pairings for each section like a wine and cheese platter
many are skeeting that we should be yeeting streeting
February 10, 2026 at 10:40 AM
many are skeeting that we should be yeeting streeting
gives her a good position for watching the snooker
February 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
gives her a good position for watching the snooker
haha in norwegian it’s not really normal to say please and so now i have to say thank you approx 3x as much in order to not have a breakdown
February 7, 2026 at 12:17 PM
haha in norwegian it’s not really normal to say please and so now i have to say thank you approx 3x as much in order to not have a breakdown
man with a profoundly unfinished face
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 PM
man with a profoundly unfinished face
nothing hits like that spiral-bound high
February 5, 2026 at 7:37 AM
nothing hits like that spiral-bound high