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google translate's version of the examples is 50% gertrude stein 50% sylvia plath:

youngster, youngster, youngster, youngster, youngster
chick, kitten, chicken

plot, plot
little streamer, oddball, favorite, offspring

upstart, fugitive
I think I need to get exposure therapy for the norwegian affirming gasp because it makes me panic every time as though I’ve said something horribly offensive
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
this is also how poems work on me tbh
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
had to have my picture taken at work today and if I’d realised we were doing more than just headshots I probably wouldn’t have accidentally dyed my hands pink and yellow last night doing a craft project
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
saw some eider ducks today and they look like if yeezys hatched out of an egg
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
got an entire christmas tree’s worth baubles for 100kr from the second hand shop where they were just selling them in baskets like pick n mix
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
the thing that takes the norwegian salmon lady’s costume to the next level is that she opens it up and is covered in loads of horrible little parasitic worms
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Judith Butler in 2021
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Since the 'blessing' of holy water is actually not a blessing but a minor exorcism, an acolyte who is implicitly an exorcist could potentially claim to be able to perform it
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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I’ve written a piece on the curious lack of media and political interest in the issues faced by our national @britishlibrary.bsky.social. This is strange given we live in a world where ideas, knowledge and research are a long-term source of innovation and insight
www.cityam.com/the-british-...
The British library is in crisis: why does nobody care?
The widespread indifference to the British Library's crippling cyberattack demonstrates a perilous failure to value the knowledge infrastructure vital for national prosperity
www.cityam.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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England kan bare go fuck itself med et piggtrådgjerde altså.
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
all the picturesque charm of snow on the mountains this morning but thankfully not yet icy down in town
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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It’s the universities encouraging students to use AI that really gets me. All this “we need to accept it’s here and teach them to use it” does not help students learn to think. Writing is for thinking and communicating, not just producing words.
I spent a lot of time this semester explaining why it produces bad work but at the end of the day, they're being asked to do a thing they find difficult, and this makes it easy for them, without any meaningful consequence. And the university encourages them to use it.
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
ok no-one is allowed to buy this painting before I can afford £6000
November 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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😔
July 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
cat who wanted a bit of a custard cream, was told she wouldn’t like it because she is a cat, demanded it again, got given a tiny bit of the biscuit, then gummed it for a while before spitting it out down the back of the sofa
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
in case it jogs anyone’s memory, the cover looks like this
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
hello: do any of you own a copy of the 1999 Mammoth Book of Lesbian Short Stories?
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
first snow and immediately every little kid out in town today started whooping and running around
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
wow there has been so much otter news in norway this week

first, an otter called hugin who was on the run from an animal park in kristiansand and has basically spent six weeks chilling out and eating loads of fish in the area outside the park, decided to just come back
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
you can tell it’s nearly the end of the year because i’m browsing kaffe fassett patterns and seriously considering spending a year knitting foolish virgins
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
very last leaves hanging on this morning
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Mellon seminar incoming: Is Shaking Down Famous Pedophiles a Sustainable Funding Model for Your Public Humanities Project? (led by Elisa New)
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
looking at a christmas book recommendations list and wondering how much money i’d make from a book called “around the world in 80 specialist kitchen utensils”
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM