Alice 🍁🍂
@alicegrimes.bsky.social
Mid 20s, anarchist
She/her/they/them
She/her/they/them
Having big boobs is a blessing and a curse
January 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Having big boobs is a blessing and a curse
Part of me wishes I still had it and the other part of me knows if I did I’d be dead
January 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Part of me wishes I still had it and the other part of me knows if I did I’d be dead
Don’t do online shopping or make any big decisions while you’re horny! 🙃
January 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Don’t do online shopping or make any big decisions while you’re horny! 🙃
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Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days
January 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days
I let myself get used to having someone around and now lonely again
January 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I let myself get used to having someone around and now lonely again
Margaritas + grape juice + citrus drop dose = good times
January 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Margaritas + grape juice + citrus drop dose = good times
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You're going to go through life reading books that you didn't like. That doesn't mean it's a bad book, it just means it wasn't for you.
January 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
You're going to go through life reading books that you didn't like. That doesn't mean it's a bad book, it just means it wasn't for you.
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I must have walked by this fence hundreds of times but today I noticed that the posts are crowned with little snail sculptures of varying sizes and poses.
January 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I must have walked by this fence hundreds of times but today I noticed that the posts are crowned with little snail sculptures of varying sizes and poses.
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video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god
January 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god
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how the hell do toddlers manage that volume. i'm several times bigger and simply cannot.
January 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
how the hell do toddlers manage that volume. i'm several times bigger and simply cannot.
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you remind me of being reminded of things
January 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
you remind me of being reminded of things
Them: don’t go anywhere!
My ADHD brain: I wasn’t planning on it but now I’m gonna!
Why am I like this? 🫠
My ADHD brain: I wasn’t planning on it but now I’m gonna!
Why am I like this? 🫠
January 9, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Them: don’t go anywhere!
My ADHD brain: I wasn’t planning on it but now I’m gonna!
Why am I like this? 🫠
My ADHD brain: I wasn’t planning on it but now I’m gonna!
Why am I like this? 🫠
Just realized this tree in my photo looks like a dick
January 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Just realized this tree in my photo looks like a dick
I hate people who talk constantly and loudly for over an hour straight. Do you know how to shut up? Read the fucking room! We all hate you and want to break your jaw!
January 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I hate people who talk constantly and loudly for over an hour straight. Do you know how to shut up? Read the fucking room! We all hate you and want to break your jaw!
I feel like my body is auditioning for the latest life alert commercial
January 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I feel like my body is auditioning for the latest life alert commercial
If your drunk friend does something stupid you HAVE to take a picture. No exceptions 😂🥂
January 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If your drunk friend does something stupid you HAVE to take a picture. No exceptions 😂🥂
That house was never a home.
January 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
That house was never a home.
I feel like a French fry eating slob…
…because I am a French fry eating slob.
…because I am a French fry eating slob.
January 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I feel like a French fry eating slob…
…because I am a French fry eating slob.
…because I am a French fry eating slob.
Can I get a copy of that? I need to send an I told you so.
January 8, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Can I get a copy of that? I need to send an I told you so.