Ali
@alidoom.bsky.social
Gentle reminder that chives and green onions are NOT the same thing.
April 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Gentle reminder that chives and green onions are NOT the same thing.
Send me an unhinged email and I’ll come out swinging.
April 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Send me an unhinged email and I’ll come out swinging.
If you saw me walking down Broadway crying, no tf you didn’t.
April 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
If you saw me walking down Broadway crying, no tf you didn’t.
Morgan Wallen sounds like a baby back bitch.
April 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Morgan Wallen sounds like a baby back bitch.
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If Trumpty-Dumpty is working with the Russians to screw up America, he's doing a great job. Eggs, $11 a dozen. Health & Human Services down the dumper, ditto VA. If you call Social Security, they tell you to call back later. Guys 'n gals, this is more fucked up than Peter O'Toole on his birthday.
March 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If Trumpty-Dumpty is working with the Russians to screw up America, he's doing a great job. Eggs, $11 a dozen. Health & Human Services down the dumper, ditto VA. If you call Social Security, they tell you to call back later. Guys 'n gals, this is more fucked up than Peter O'Toole on his birthday.
Popcorn ceilings make me violent.
March 31, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Popcorn ceilings make me violent.
Gentle reminder to clean out the filter in your hair dryer.
March 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Gentle reminder to clean out the filter in your hair dryer.
I dropped off my ballot on my walk to work. I love this city!
February 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I dropped off my ballot on my walk to work. I love this city!
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
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that’s right.
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
that’s right.
If a bar plays LDR on repeat I’m getting drunk and crying.
February 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
If a bar plays LDR on repeat I’m getting drunk and crying.
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The joy of discovery
February 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The joy of discovery
I wish Tom Brady would stfu.
February 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I wish Tom Brady would stfu.
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i’m ngl chat, i’m really scared about the future
January 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i’m ngl chat, i’m really scared about the future
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I scream you scream we all scream. The end.
January 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I scream you scream we all scream. The end.
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angrily confirming that, yes, physical exercise does improve my mood and sleep
January 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
angrily confirming that, yes, physical exercise does improve my mood and sleep
Deleted X and I feel like a bad bitch.
January 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Deleted X and I feel like a bad bitch.
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If it talks like a ____, if it salute's like a ____, then it's a ____
January 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If it talks like a ____, if it salute's like a ____, then it's a ____
Skims pajamas are on, I’m not leaving this house.
January 19, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Skims pajamas are on, I’m not leaving this house.
Do the straights intentionally walk slow?
January 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Do the straights intentionally walk slow?