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Alien Chomp
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Here for a Frappuccino not here for a long time
Daily Oka bullier
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January 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Here’s a New Year’s Resolution:

Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
January 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The debate on Latinos taking away jobs is so fucking stupid. Bro you won't even get your ass up from your chair to make food you definitely WOULDN'T be out in the fields collecting fruit in the scorching sun for shit pay.

"They're taking our job's" jobs you wouldn't apply for.
January 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Time zones are fascinating. Australia is already in 2025, Europe is still 2024, and the USA is currently in 1939.
January 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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December 31, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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🤞🏼
December 26, 2024 at 5:42 AM
We love rushing thru ur very important final exam with 5 minutes left to go to ur next class 🥲
December 18, 2024 at 3:04 PM
@theokapuco.bsky.social
Tesla's r so freaking ugly
November 30, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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@theokapuco.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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What half of this country has been thinking since November 5th...
November 15, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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nothing feels more disrespectful than when a game autosaves right before a suspiciously empty room.
November 15, 2024 at 11:04 PM
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Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
November 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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Sums up the current state of the US politics
November 15, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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FUCK. YEAH. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
November 16, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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I regret to inform you that I do sometimes judge a book by its cover.
November 14, 2024 at 11:18 AM
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Just posted this on Shitter
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
November 15, 2024 at 12:22 PM
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Cicero was a very wise man
November 14, 2024 at 6:21 AM