aliendave
@aliendave.bsky.social
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aliendave.bsky.social
Frank Stallone is available! (very, very available)
aliendave.bsky.social
Vitality is lost on the train
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chibdm.bsky.social
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
aliendave.bsky.social
who's going to stop them?
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cascoinfoundation.org
Bad Bunny is from Puerto Rico you stupid bitch
Some dude: *Bad Bunny walks out on stage*

*ICE tackles him*

*out walks Trump to dance to YMCA for a half-hour*

Kari Lake: Alternate Super Bowl Halftime Show.
I'd watch this one
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universalhub.com
Regime grabs immigration lawyer's phone at Logan
www.universalhub.com/2025/regime-...
#Boston #lawsuits
Lawyer (on left) talks to regime agents before they seize his phone at Terminal C
aliendave.bsky.social
Jeff Gannon was a weeks long scandal for the W. Bush White House and this question is 100 times crazier and will be forgotten in about 15 minutes
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jamellebouie.net
a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits
phillewis.bsky.social
Bari Weiss is set to be named the editor in chief of CBS News, the New York Post reports
Paramount Skydance is poised to name Bari Weiss as editor in chief of CBS News in the coming days — giving the hard-charging journalist unusual clout to revamp the struggling network as it also acquires her scrappy news site the Free Press, The Post has learned.

Weiss — a 41-year-old former New York Times opinion writer who has built the Free Press into a buzzworthy site with a contrarian bent — is expected to be named to the top post in a Monday announcement, although the talks are in flux and the timing could change, a source close to the situation said.
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atherton.bsky.social
like every idiot goon working for Trump, he exists in an ideologically poisoned world where the sun doesn't shine, the wind doesn't blow, and the climate is not warming. Hell isn't hot enough for these monsters but thanks to their actions the earth soon will be.
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michaelstahlke.bsky.social
JD Vance’s parents both abandoned him in favor of doing drugs and honestly they made the right choice.
nikkimcr.bsky.social
Vance: I'll tell Hakeem Jeffries righ now, if you help us reopen the government, the sombrero memes will stop.
aliendave.bsky.social
I think that's a trilby. *ducks*
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jonwalkerpdx.bsky.social
I still can't get over the surreal experience of watching Trump effectively telling all our generals he is going to order them to kill American citizens in my city in a speech that he also stopped midway through to spend 5 minutes explaining how he is so smart for walks down stairs slowly.
atrupar.com
Trump: "I'm very careful when I walk down stairs, like I'm on stairs, I walk very slowly. Nobody has to set a record. Just try not to fall because it doesn't work out well."
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jamellebouie.net
there are almost certainly more people — more blue collar laborers, specifically — involved in the cultivation and production of chardonnay grapes and wine than in coal
atrupar.com
Energy Secretary Chris Wright on Fox: "We're announcing today expanded programs to help the American coal industry. We're helping it because for years it has been under assault. It was out of fashion with the chardonnay set in San Francisco, Boulder, and NYC ... coal just makes the world go round."
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atherton.bsky.social
Dark Jedi Council tells Emperor that he can abolish the Senate whenever
mford.bsky.social
Supreme Court rules 6-3 that congressional appropriations are optional: www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
On September 3, the United States District Court for the District of Columbia entered a preliminary injunction directing the Executive to obligate roughly $10.5 billion of appropriated aid funding set to expire on September 30. Of that $10.5 billion, $4 billion was proposed to be rescinded in a “special message” transmitted pursuant to the Impoundment Control Act. See 2 U. S. C. §681 et seq. After the District Court and the United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit denied stays of that order, the Government filed this application to stay the District Court’s injunction. The application for stay presented to THE CHIEF JUSTICE and by him referred to the Court is granted. The Government, at this early stage, has made a sufficient showing that the Impoundment Control Act precludes respondents’ suit, brought pursuant to the Administrative Procedure Act, to enforce the appropriations at issue here. The Government has also made a sufficient showing that mandamus relief is unavailable to respondents. And, on the record before the Court, the asserted harms to the Executive’s conduct of foreign affairs appear to outweigh the potential harm faced by respondents. This order should not be read as a final determination on the merits. The relief granted by the Court today reflects our preliminary view, consistent with the standards for interim relief.