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Alister Tate
@alistertate.bsky.social
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KC↔️LA
🎛️sound bitch🎚️
call me T8
doin my ding dang darndest, okay???
putting together a bed-time YouTube playlist consisting of police bodycam footage of on-duty officers quote “overdosing” on fentanyl whilst actively in the line of work to help aide me to sleep every night. 😴 Please share relevant content below-
March 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
if your vote has a requisite dress code, I’m feeling pretty inclined to inform you that you may be involved in a sycophantic cult.
February 28, 2025 at 10:26 AM
February 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
hey, yall.
y’know, just because you wanna win a technology race w/ china doesn’t mean we need to you pull a “U2, circa 2014” on us and force all of this defective AI bullshit onto our devices when most of us never even asked for it in the first place.

Appreciate the consideration, though. 🖕😒
January 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
New Rule:
Don’t bother putting one of those “We The People” stickers on your truck if you can’t even recite more than the first three words alone of that document.

not exactly convinced that the dudes who buy those even know what document made that phrase significant in the first place.
January 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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I will never, not ever, not for as long as I live, understand how ANYONE actually believed for a single fucking second, that Donald Trump gave a shit about the people of Gaza.

The Muslim ban guy.

I mean, are you fucking kidding me??
January 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“deport all the folks who literally get on their knees to hand-pick the produce that ends up in your grocery stores = cheaper groceries!”

I know folks dont like this word, but WOW. What a genuinely, dictionary-definition “retarded” take. Literally holding back the forward progress of human society.
January 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Weary of this current trend amongst stand-up comedians where they insist that “humor is objective” without applying the simple critical thinking necessary to recognize that their entire livelihood would be very redundant and almost entirely pointless if that actually were the case. At Joe Rogan.
January 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
truly wild how the South African Saltine will literally spend a full 24hrs dedicating his nanoscopic attention span to responding to tweets in which he’s not even mentioned, but then turns around and tries to convince everyone that CEO’s are entirely worthy of their exorbitantly oversized salaries.
January 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Only positive, beautiful, or informative content in my replies please
December 30, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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One of the best parts of Bluesky is that it’s not owned and operated by a fascist psychopath.
December 29, 2024 at 9:22 PM
China’s gonna pay those tariffs just like Mexico’s gonna pay for that wall that totally exists, right?
December 30, 2024 at 11:51 AM
i cannot recall, @andrew-yang.bsky.social was it this same energy when DJT was openly bragging about doing the exact same whilst out on the presidential campaign trail in 2016?? Say your piece, 1st amendment etc,etc,etc, just curious that this is what it takes to get you to speak up on the subject 🤔
December 19, 2024 at 1:03 AM
happy holidays, fucktard.
December 15, 2024 at 12:26 PM
love the country.
hate some of the people it upholds.
JUST IN: A day after Trump and George Stephanopoulos were ordered to appear for depositions, they settled the case.

ABC has agreed to make a $15 million contribution to Trump presidential museum/foundation and air an apology for mischaracterizing the E. Jean Carroll verdict.
December 15, 2024 at 12:24 PM
They literally invited a man to hang out w/ them @ an army 🆚 navy 🏈 game because he’s known for little more than publically murdering someone of a different complexion. If that’s not racism, our definitions are different & yours doesn’t even seem valid enough to genuinely consider, full stop.
December 15, 2024 at 12:21 PM
I never picked up with this format with XFKATwitter or Threads, but the people here are actually chill so I feel determined to not let my acc die this time. 😭
December 10, 2024 at 6:05 PM
worry naught, dear friends and AI generated lady metal thirst trap accounts.
with any luck, we’ll all be dead soon.
December 4, 2024 at 7:34 PM
ain’t it always the smartest of devices that ends up yielding the dumbest of users? probably why Tesla is so successful to begin with.
December 2, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.
December 1, 2024 at 6:11 PM
@foulbodyautopsy.bsky.social yooo! I remember hearing about your music thru some classic InfidelAmsterdam vids, hahaha! Been listening for while actually! Love that track “Left to Rot”. Stoked to see you follow, dude! 🤝 cheers from 🇺🇸
December 1, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Just realized that over the course of Napoleon Dynamite, Kip eats at least like five whole milkshakes (mostly) to himself.
December 1, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Little Known Fact:
Fox News Anchor, Jesse B. Watters’ middle initial actually stands for “butt”.

just thought you deserved to hear the part THEY don’t want you to know.
December 1, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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The Lion King is probably my favorite movie about running away from your problems until you’re strong enough to kill your uncle.
November 30, 2024 at 10:53 PM
dawg, I hate the snow so much. 😭
November 30, 2024 at 3:13 PM