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Allie Mu
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brb, collecting mushrooms in the forest and drawing pictures of birds 🍄 🐦‍⬛
If one more person says Charlie Kirk was a hero and a martyr I’m gonna crash out. Nobody deserves to die at the hand of gun violence. But he is NOT. A. HERO. he’s just a regular dude with some messed up ideas.
September 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Spoiled, shallow brat who mates like an insect.
April 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Anyways...
March 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
A 5th grader told me today: “It’s not technically cannibalism if you chew on a severed finger as long as you spit it out”

10 year olds are something else, dude. 😅
March 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead
March 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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‼️DO NOT SHOP TODAY‼️

Thank you.

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February 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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February 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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If you feel unsafe doing this, fly a Star Wars Rebellion Alliance flag instead—just tell people you’re a fan of Star Wars. ;)
February 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Join us in solidarity—fly your American flag upside down, the traditional signal of distress and extreme emergency.
February 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Comic fans: is this in character?
February 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
List of unhelpful things people have said to me when I say I’m struggling with fertility:

1. “It’s probably because you’re overweight”
2. “It’s because you got the Covid vaccine”
3. “its because you got Covid”
4. “Have you tried praying beforehand?” (I’m not religious)
5. “You can always try IVF”
February 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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I love this
February 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
February 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Originally went in search of trumpeter swans. Got a bonus heron as well!
February 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
5 years ago, I was in my college dorm room listening to NPR while getting ready for class, thinking “damn if we just wear masks and nobody went anywhere for a couple weeks, this Covid thing would blow over and we’d be on our merry way”… but I also thought a tad darker.1/2
February 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Shout out to the weather for keeping me home today when I was going to call out sick anyway 😂 🤧
February 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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As Jesus famously said, Love thy neighbor a bit less than thyself
I mean yes, there is such a concept in Christianity. It appears quite notably in the letters of Paul, for instance, where it’s a concept he *relentlessly* argues against, and in the Gospel where it’s a concept Jesus very much repeatedly scorns. So it is technically in there!
January 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The worst part about chronic illness is not knowing if safe foods will make you want to puke today, or if they’re actually safe 🙃
January 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.
January 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM