Helen
@allmycircus.bsky.social
cats, occasional tennis, cats, books, cats, stationery, wrestling, and let’s face it, more cats. same panic, different disco. eat the rich.
If I had a car I’d drive up to the Lake District and take him for walks on the leash, except I don’t drive and also people with dogs don’t keep them on leads and also walk in the Lake District all the time so it’d just end up being massively stressful for everyone.
January 6, 2026 at 12:08 PM
If I had a car I’d drive up to the Lake District and take him for walks on the leash, except I don’t drive and also people with dogs don’t keep them on leads and also walk in the Lake District all the time so it’d just end up being massively stressful for everyone.
‘Play with him, get him more toys’ no you don’t understand. This cat is the equivalent of those humans who keep climbing stupidly tall mountains and almost dying multiple times until they actually die, just because they can’t sit still. There is no tiring this cat out with toys. He’s ridiculous.
January 6, 2026 at 12:07 PM
‘Play with him, get him more toys’ no you don’t understand. This cat is the equivalent of those humans who keep climbing stupidly tall mountains and almost dying multiple times until they actually die, just because they can’t sit still. There is no tiring this cat out with toys. He’s ridiculous.
Right, I have to sleep. I want Punk to win because I find Bron about as interesting as wallpaper paste but I get the vibe I might be disappointed when I check the results in the morning (so in about five and a half hours 💀)
January 6, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Right, I have to sleep. I want Punk to win because I find Bron about as interesting as wallpaper paste but I get the vibe I might be disappointed when I check the results in the morning (so in about five and a half hours 💀)
Also no Jericho, lol. Although if he was going to interfere in anything it’ll be this main event but that seems like a waste of a pop that could be better at the Rumble (still mad I can’t watch the Rumble live so I will 100% get spoiled).
January 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Also no Jericho, lol. Although if he was going to interfere in anything it’ll be this main event but that seems like a waste of a pop that could be better at the Rumble (still mad I can’t watch the Rumble live so I will 100% get spoiled).
Like, what is the actual point of this. If they’d done it for Halloween that would’ve at least been cool with the props around the entrance and maybe could’ve involved more costumes but so far it feels kind of half-hearted.
January 6, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Like, what is the actual point of this. If they’d done it for Halloween that would’ve at least been cool with the props around the entrance and maybe could’ve involved more costumes but so far it feels kind of half-hearted.
Cool cool, as if I didn’t feel decrepit enough already.
January 5, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Cool cool, as if I didn’t feel decrepit enough already.
It is 2026 and I earn (apparently) average money and I’m still afraid of my heating bill. 🙃 I know I didn’t want a house with a log burner but maybe I should’ve bought a house with a log burner.
January 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM
It is 2026 and I earn (apparently) average money and I’m still afraid of my heating bill. 🙃 I know I didn’t want a house with a log burner but maybe I should’ve bought a house with a log burner.
I did give in and put the little radiator on in the lounge at half three because I was too cold to concentrate but now the heating’s finally kicked on so I should probably turn it off.
January 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I did give in and put the little radiator on in the lounge at half three because I was too cold to concentrate but now the heating’s finally kicked on so I should probably turn it off.
BOOKENDS NEXT WEEK. I love bookends! #PotteryThrowdown
January 4, 2026 at 9:20 PM
BOOKENDS NEXT WEEK. I love bookends! #PotteryThrowdown
I love soup and I don’t own a soup set. Maybe I should rectify that this year. (By buying from a competent expert, not making my own). #PotteryThrowdown
January 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I love soup and I don’t own a soup set. Maybe I should rectify that this year. (By buying from a competent expert, not making my own). #PotteryThrowdown
I love their baffled/horrified faces watching Keith demonstrate the throwing challenge. As someone who failed to throw a basic mug, my face was that x100. #PotteryThrowdown
January 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I love their baffled/horrified faces watching Keith demonstrate the throwing challenge. As someone who failed to throw a basic mug, my face was that x100. #PotteryThrowdown
The snow DEFINITELY sticks better here up the hill than it did down by the river.
January 4, 2026 at 8:22 PM
The snow DEFINITELY sticks better here up the hill than it did down by the river.