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2026 - The Year of Good Habits and sticking to my budget
152 weeks, 5 days to go.
#208baked - a weekly project where I bake something for the 208 weeks until January 20, 2029.
152 weeks, 5 days to go.
#208baked - a weekly project where I bake something for the 208 weeks until January 20, 2029.
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BREAKING: The Rev. Jesse Jackson, the civil rights leader from the era of MLK to Black Lives Matter, has died at 84, his family said.
The Rev. Jesse Jackson, who led the Civil Rights Movement for decades after King, has died at 84
The Rev. Jesse L. Jackson has died. He was 84. Jackson was a protege of the Rev. Martin Luther King and became a leader of the Civil Rights Movement for decades after King was assassinated in 1968.
bit.ly
February 17, 2026 at 10:19 AM
BREAKING: The Rev. Jesse Jackson, the civil rights leader from the era of MLK to Black Lives Matter, has died at 84, his family said.
Tell me why both kids got everything they wanted today (kids museum, Wawa for lunch, 1 hour of TV) and still had to be total assholes about my “yucky” dinner.
They both said that they were sleepy (aka the excuse to not eat dinner) so we actually sent them to bed at 6:20.
We called the bluff.
They both said that they were sleepy (aka the excuse to not eat dinner) so we actually sent them to bed at 6:20.
We called the bluff.
February 16, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Tell me why both kids got everything they wanted today (kids museum, Wawa for lunch, 1 hour of TV) and still had to be total assholes about my “yucky” dinner.
They both said that they were sleepy (aka the excuse to not eat dinner) so we actually sent them to bed at 6:20.
We called the bluff.
They both said that they were sleepy (aka the excuse to not eat dinner) so we actually sent them to bed at 6:20.
We called the bluff.
Last year I made an effort to floss daily, which I do now.
This year is diet and eating in moderation. I have a good breakfast plan (85-90% daily fiber!) & limit coffee to 2 cups.
I need to focus on: limiting alcohol to less than 3 drinks per week; lunch portions, & no bored snacking.
This year is diet and eating in moderation. I have a good breakfast plan (85-90% daily fiber!) & limit coffee to 2 cups.
I need to focus on: limiting alcohol to less than 3 drinks per week; lunch portions, & no bored snacking.
I hate taking care of myself, I really do. I hate flossing my teeth, I hate showering, I hate eating in moderation with small portions, and I really hate exercising.
Unfortunately all of these things are required for a healthy body and that IS SO ANNOYING.
Unfortunately all of these things are required for a healthy body and that IS SO ANNOYING.
February 15, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Last year I made an effort to floss daily, which I do now.
This year is diet and eating in moderation. I have a good breakfast plan (85-90% daily fiber!) & limit coffee to 2 cups.
I need to focus on: limiting alcohol to less than 3 drinks per week; lunch portions, & no bored snacking.
This year is diet and eating in moderation. I have a good breakfast plan (85-90% daily fiber!) & limit coffee to 2 cups.
I need to focus on: limiting alcohol to less than 3 drinks per week; lunch portions, & no bored snacking.
I hate taking care of myself, I really do. I hate flossing my teeth, I hate showering, I hate eating in moderation with small portions, and I really hate exercising.
Unfortunately all of these things are required for a healthy body and that IS SO ANNOYING.
Unfortunately all of these things are required for a healthy body and that IS SO ANNOYING.
February 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I hate taking care of myself, I really do. I hate flossing my teeth, I hate showering, I hate eating in moderation with small portions, and I really hate exercising.
Unfortunately all of these things are required for a healthy body and that IS SO ANNOYING.
Unfortunately all of these things are required for a healthy body and that IS SO ANNOYING.
F easily. Get that shit away from me and my dependents
February 15, 2026 at 2:59 AM
F easily. Get that shit away from me and my dependents
I’m doing halibut with a sundried tomato risotto and broccoli for dinner and shrimp cocktail for appetizer. Along with a cocktail which is TBD
What is everybody eating for Valentine’s Day. I need ideas.
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I’m doing halibut with a sundried tomato risotto and broccoli for dinner and shrimp cocktail for appetizer. Along with a cocktail which is TBD
What is everybody eating for Valentine’s Day. I need ideas.
February 14, 2026 at 1:34 PM
What is everybody eating for Valentine’s Day. I need ideas.
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Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
February 14, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
I might take NyQuil when 3 goes to bed and see how fast it take me out. This cold is annoying.
February 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I might take NyQuil when 3 goes to bed and see how fast it take me out. This cold is annoying.
Pisses ms off that every other post and story on instagram is now a fucking ad. Get real and fuck off.
February 13, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Pisses ms off that every other post and story on instagram is now a fucking ad. Get real and fuck off.
Ew
Stephen A. Smith tells CBS News he is not ruling out 2028 presidential run: “I’d love to be on the debate stages against some of these individuals”
Stephen A. Smith Tells CBS News He Is Not Ruling Out 2028 Presidential Run: “I’d Love To Be On The Debate Stages Against Some Of These Individuals”
Stephen A. Smith continues to tease a presidential run, telling CBS Sunday Morning that while he has "no desire" to run he's not ruling it out.
deadline.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Ew
Does anybody use misfits market? Is it worth it?
February 13, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Does anybody use misfits market? Is it worth it?
Weekly budget update - done!
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Weekly budget update - done!
I would like an extra large ginger ale with crushed ice please
February 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I would like an extra large ginger ale with crushed ice please
Trial day 2.
5 has a cold
3 has a cold sore
I have the sniffles
Help.
5 has a cold
3 has a cold sore
I have the sniffles
Help.
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Trial day 2.
5 has a cold
3 has a cold sore
I have the sniffles
Help.
5 has a cold
3 has a cold sore
I have the sniffles
Help.
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A person who was detained for questioning in the Nancy Guthrie investigation has been released, CNN affiliate KNXV reports. Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/400pl19
February 11, 2026 at 8:21 AM
A person who was detained for questioning in the Nancy Guthrie investigation has been released, CNN affiliate KNXV reports. Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/400pl19
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BREAKING: 1 person detained for questioning in connection with Nancy Guthrie's abduction, according to ABC News
February 11, 2026 at 2:20 AM
BREAKING: 1 person detained for questioning in connection with Nancy Guthrie's abduction, according to ABC News
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BREAKING: The FBI releases images that it says were recovered from surveillance video at Nancy Guthrie's house. Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/45VVQ4e
February 10, 2026 at 6:03 PM
BREAKING: The FBI releases images that it says were recovered from surveillance video at Nancy Guthrie's house. Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/45VVQ4e
Going to bed with a headache and waking up with an even worse headache is honestly cruel
February 10, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Going to bed with a headache and waking up with an even worse headache is honestly cruel
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Join a union.
The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said
Ford worker who heckled Trump keeps job, 'no discipline' for incident
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
www.detroitnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Join a union.
Time to call the vet and to put me down
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Time to call the vet and to put me down
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eat shit mike tyson you dumb fucking freak
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
eat shit mike tyson you dumb fucking freak
Fuck we’re gonna lose this game
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Fuck we’re gonna lose this game
I had to get one at 34. I had three findings including one that was 10 cm which would have been cancer by the time I was regularly cleared to get one. Please go if your provider recommends it!
Reupping this because a colonoscopy is no big deal and anyone over 40 should be talking to their doctor about getting one.
Take care of yourselves, people.
Take care of yourselves, people.
The prep isn't nearly as bad as it used to be, the surgery is the best nap you'll ever have, and the first meal after is a religious experience.
February 8, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I had to get one at 34. I had three findings including one that was 10 cm which would have been cancer by the time I was regularly cleared to get one. Please go if your provider recommends it!