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No thrones. No crowns. No kings.
No negotiation. No surrender. No fear.
Just us. And a few million of our closest friends.
March 28.
#NoKings2026
No negotiation. No surrender. No fear.
Just us. And a few million of our closest friends.
March 28.
#NoKings2026
February 13, 2026 at 3:38 PM
No thrones. No crowns. No kings.
No negotiation. No surrender. No fear.
Just us. And a few million of our closest friends.
March 28.
#NoKings2026
No negotiation. No surrender. No fear.
Just us. And a few million of our closest friends.
March 28.
#NoKings2026
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Pam Bondi and Kash Patel have not released 50% of the files. And what they have released is redacting the names of powerful men and co-conspirators. The corruption is staggering, but we won’t stop until we get the truth.
February 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Pam Bondi and Kash Patel have not released 50% of the files. And what they have released is redacting the names of powerful men and co-conspirators. The corruption is staggering, but we won’t stop until we get the truth.
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I live in CT. I vote in CT. You cannot vote by presenting a debit card. That is a lie. Larry Kudlow is a liar. Fact: you must present verifiable evidence of living in Connecticut, proof of residency. You have to produce the same documents to get a gov't-issued photo-ID. They're all liars.
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I live in CT. I vote in CT. You cannot vote by presenting a debit card. That is a lie. Larry Kudlow is a liar. Fact: you must present verifiable evidence of living in Connecticut, proof of residency. You have to produce the same documents to get a gov't-issued photo-ID. They're all liars.
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I’m still reeling from that Pam Bondi bullshit from yesterday
February 12, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I’m still reeling from that Pam Bondi bullshit from yesterday
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We must never normalize these ongoing attacks by DHS agents on the people they supposedly protect.
Trump, Vance, Miller, & Noem have created a culture of impunity that has led to rampant abuse and killings.
Not one more dime for this lawlessness.
Trump, Vance, Miller, & Noem have created a culture of impunity that has led to rampant abuse and killings.
Not one more dime for this lawlessness.
February 13, 2026 at 3:30 PM
We must never normalize these ongoing attacks by DHS agents on the people they supposedly protect.
Trump, Vance, Miller, & Noem have created a culture of impunity that has led to rampant abuse and killings.
Not one more dime for this lawlessness.
Trump, Vance, Miller, & Noem have created a culture of impunity that has led to rampant abuse and killings.
Not one more dime for this lawlessness.
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The more we learn about the attack on Marimar Martinez, the worse it gets: Greg Bovino actually THANKED the agent who shot a U.S. citizen five times.
This agency is rotten from top to bottom and should absolutely be held accountable.
This agency is rotten from top to bottom and should absolutely be held accountable.
February 13, 2026 at 3:27 PM
The more we learn about the attack on Marimar Martinez, the worse it gets: Greg Bovino actually THANKED the agent who shot a U.S. citizen five times.
This agency is rotten from top to bottom and should absolutely be held accountable.
This agency is rotten from top to bottom and should absolutely be held accountable.
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Amid the chaos of national politics, the power of the local is easy to overlook. But showing up in local organizations, processes, and politics can be a powerful way to change things for the better.
February 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Amid the chaos of national politics, the power of the local is easy to overlook. But showing up in local organizations, processes, and politics can be a powerful way to change things for the better.
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Some of the women & children in Dilley detained more than 120 days, despite the LIMIT of 20 days
February 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Some of the women & children in Dilley detained more than 120 days, despite the LIMIT of 20 days
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This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)
February 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)
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SEN. KAINE: “You said American whites are victims of a cultural genocide… are they represented in the senate? House? Presidency? CEO’s?”
Trump’s white nationalist pick for a top state department spot Jeremy Carl skewered by @kaine.senate.gov
Trump’s white nationalist pick for a top state department spot Jeremy Carl skewered by @kaine.senate.gov
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
SEN. KAINE: “You said American whites are victims of a cultural genocide… are they represented in the senate? House? Presidency? CEO’s?”
Trump’s white nationalist pick for a top state department spot Jeremy Carl skewered by @kaine.senate.gov
Trump’s white nationalist pick for a top state department spot Jeremy Carl skewered by @kaine.senate.gov
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This is Flambo. He's using his talking dog buttons to accuse his small foster brother of being a cat. Nothing can convince him otherwise. 13/10 for both (IG: flambothedog)
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
This is Flambo. He's using his talking dog buttons to accuse his small foster brother of being a cat. Nothing can convince him otherwise. 13/10 for both (IG: flambothedog)
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In just a few moments, I will vote against the so-called SAVE America Act and I am a strong no. That's because this bill would place unnecessary burdens on millions of women and eligible citizens to register to vote and make their voices heard. It is un-American & undermines our democracy.
February 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
In just a few moments, I will vote against the so-called SAVE America Act and I am a strong no. That's because this bill would place unnecessary burdens on millions of women and eligible citizens to register to vote and make their voices heard. It is un-American & undermines our democracy.
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This dog is being called a "real-life Lassie" after helping find a missing 3-year-old boy in Kentucky. “I don’t know where the dog came from,” one officer said. “But it was a blessing from God that day.” We think the dog deserves some credit too, so we're awarding him our highest honor, a 15/10
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
This dog is being called a "real-life Lassie" after helping find a missing 3-year-old boy in Kentucky. “I don’t know where the dog came from,” one officer said. “But it was a blessing from God that day.” We think the dog deserves some credit too, so we're awarding him our highest honor, a 15/10
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Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.
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ROGAN: “That’s the gaslightiest gaslighting shit I’ve ever heard.”
HINES: “Wow. I thought that was from 2005.”
@joerogan & Cheryl Hines (RFK JR’s wife) are suddenly amazed that the FBI (of the president they’ve both enabled) is covering for a global pedophile ring
HINES: “Wow. I thought that was from 2005.”
@joerogan & Cheryl Hines (RFK JR’s wife) are suddenly amazed that the FBI (of the president they’ve both enabled) is covering for a global pedophile ring
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
ROGAN: “That’s the gaslightiest gaslighting shit I’ve ever heard.”
HINES: “Wow. I thought that was from 2005.”
@joerogan & Cheryl Hines (RFK JR’s wife) are suddenly amazed that the FBI (of the president they’ve both enabled) is covering for a global pedophile ring
HINES: “Wow. I thought that was from 2005.”
@joerogan & Cheryl Hines (RFK JR’s wife) are suddenly amazed that the FBI (of the president they’ve both enabled) is covering for a global pedophile ring
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NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise.
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
February 11, 2026 at 6:28 PM
NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise.
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
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Frost on seeing the "unredacted" Epstein files: A few takeaways. Number one, there's a lot of documents that are still redacted. When I asked the DOJ about it, they said they received it that way, which means that Kash FBI kept them redacted when they gave it to the DOJ, which is interesting...
February 12, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Frost on seeing the "unredacted" Epstein files: A few takeaways. Number one, there's a lot of documents that are still redacted. When I asked the DOJ about it, they said they received it that way, which means that Kash FBI kept them redacted when they gave it to the DOJ, which is interesting...
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You gotta admit, the staffers in the background keeping it real are the best part.
February 12, 2026 at 6:12 AM
You gotta admit, the staffers in the background keeping it real are the best part.
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A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
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Pam Bondi has been a complete and total failure at her job. The Epstein survivors showed more courage just by being in that room than she did under oath. She refused to answer questions and chose complicity.
America deserves better.
America deserves better.
February 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Pam Bondi has been a complete and total failure at her job. The Epstein survivors showed more courage just by being in that room than she did under oath. She refused to answer questions and chose complicity.
America deserves better.
America deserves better.
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Pam Bondi is crazy train
February 12, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Pam Bondi is crazy train
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HOMAN: “I have proposed and President Trump has concurred that this (Minneapolis) surge operation conclude. A significant drawdown has already been under way this week and will continue through the next week."
February 12, 2026 at 2:30 PM
HOMAN: “I have proposed and President Trump has concurred that this (Minneapolis) surge operation conclude. A significant drawdown has already been under way this week and will continue through the next week."
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This is Bailey. She normally gets kibble for dinner but she's pretty sure there's meatballs in here so she's very excited. 14/10 (TT: baileycarriesthings)
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
This is Bailey. She normally gets kibble for dinner but she's pretty sure there's meatballs in here so she's very excited. 14/10 (TT: baileycarriesthings)
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AG Keith Ellison: "The surge is contributing to violent crime. Two of the three homicides committed in Minneapolis in 2026 have come at the hands of federal immigration agents."
February 12, 2026 at 2:46 PM
AG Keith Ellison: "The surge is contributing to violent crime. Two of the three homicides committed in Minneapolis in 2026 have come at the hands of federal immigration agents."
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AOC: We all saw the performance Bondi had. She was screaming and crashing, and I think it’s because she knows she is implicated in a massive cover-up to protect a ring of pedophiles through:
February 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
AOC: We all saw the performance Bondi had. She was screaming and crashing, and I think it’s because she knows she is implicated in a massive cover-up to protect a ring of pedophiles through: