Alt Newt
@altrandall.bsky.social
Snowboarding microbiologist tree-cultist.
Personal account. FBI agents and prospective employers need not apply
Personal account. FBI agents and prospective employers need not apply
You cannot possibly be this big of a fool. You've made it so the entire shutdown was a waste of time and money.
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
You cannot possibly be this big of a fool. You've made it so the entire shutdown was a waste of time and money.
Notable that we have 100% entered the era of battlefields fought by murder-robots science ethics (and science fiction) constantly warned us would happen.
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Notable that we have 100% entered the era of battlefields fought by murder-robots science ethics (and science fiction) constantly warned us would happen.
People painting their cyber truck Giant douche colors and logos has to be the funniest thing. You paid $80,000 for a shitty low res looking truck Elon musk can shut off remotely if you don't make your payments, and they didn't even fucking paint it
November 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
People painting their cyber truck Giant douche colors and logos has to be the funniest thing. You paid $80,000 for a shitty low res looking truck Elon musk can shut off remotely if you don't make your payments, and they didn't even fucking paint it
His fucking stock is trading at 220X earnings and he's accusing short sellers of market manipulation
How do people this fucking stupid end up making this much fucking money
How do people this fucking stupid end up making this much fucking money
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
His fucking stock is trading at 220X earnings and he's accusing short sellers of market manipulation
How do people this fucking stupid end up making this much fucking money
How do people this fucking stupid end up making this much fucking money
Yeah that's cuz they don't have any poor people to speak of, because the property values are so high and an avocado is about $17
(Not really, but kind of)
(Not really, but kind of)
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Yeah that's cuz they don't have any poor people to speak of, because the property values are so high and an avocado is about $17
(Not really, but kind of)
(Not really, but kind of)
"Who wore it better?"
November 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"Who wore it better?"
"...and then lied and blamed socialism, then bragged about it online."
November 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
"...and then lied and blamed socialism, then bragged about it online."
She is a human blank notebook
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
She is a human blank notebook
I saw earlier in the week on break at my second job and I'm still kind of sitting with it a moment.
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I saw earlier in the week on break at my second job and I'm still kind of sitting with it a moment.
Got a month or so before things get really dumb out again
October 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Got a month or so before things get really dumb out again
Free COVID tests from USPS discontinued, because fuck you that's why.
'Fucking Trump.
'Fucking Trump.
October 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Free COVID tests from USPS discontinued, because fuck you that's why.
'Fucking Trump.
'Fucking Trump.
CDC COVID wastewater data.
*Every year* since 2021 we have a summer AC/back to school peak, followed by another peak in late December/January.
TL/DR - you know what's coming. Plan accordingly.
*Every year* since 2021 we have a summer AC/back to school peak, followed by another peak in late December/January.
TL/DR - you know what's coming. Plan accordingly.
October 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
CDC COVID wastewater data.
*Every year* since 2021 we have a summer AC/back to school peak, followed by another peak in late December/January.
TL/DR - you know what's coming. Plan accordingly.
*Every year* since 2021 we have a summer AC/back to school peak, followed by another peak in late December/January.
TL/DR - you know what's coming. Plan accordingly.
Lol we're fucked then
October 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Lol we're fucked then
Using taxpayer-funded governmental office resources to openly run propaganda ads against their opposition is, in case you weren't following closely, another similarity between 2025 America and 1933 Hitler Germany. I guarantee you within the next 12 months we will see political arrests.
October 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Using taxpayer-funded governmental office resources to openly run propaganda ads against their opposition is, in case you weren't following closely, another similarity between 2025 America and 1933 Hitler Germany. I guarantee you within the next 12 months we will see political arrests.
"Remember kids, when the government does nothing, you win!"
This government, anyway, because they are trash.
This government, anyway, because they are trash.
October 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"Remember kids, when the government does nothing, you win!"
This government, anyway, because they are trash.
This government, anyway, because they are trash.
Oh Look it's Ming the Merciless, back from chasing flash Gordon
October 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Oh Look it's Ming the Merciless, back from chasing flash Gordon
It was just confidently wrong like they all always are. This was bank employees covering up crime by depositors.
October 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It was just confidently wrong like they all always are. This was bank employees covering up crime by depositors.
The Doctors keeping Pelosi upright in a congressional seat:
October 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The Doctors keeping Pelosi upright in a congressional seat: