Alt Newt
@altrandall.bsky.social
Snowboarding microbiologist tree-cultist.
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The moral of the story is when someone gives you a bad vibe or does something blatantly unethical, it always shows up again and again. Usually narcissism, if not the whole goddamn dark triad
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The moral of the story is when someone gives you a bad vibe or does something blatantly unethical, it always shows up again and again. Usually narcissism, if not the whole goddamn dark triad
You're not fooling anyone, we all know having the 8 about to retire senators take the fall and the blame was coordinated by you...
... Even if they weren't directly taking instructions from you, which they probably were, you're still culpable as minority leader.
... Even if they weren't directly taking instructions from you, which they probably were, you're still culpable as minority leader.
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
You're not fooling anyone, we all know having the 8 about to retire senators take the fall and the blame was coordinated by you...
... Even if they weren't directly taking instructions from you, which they probably were, you're still culpable as minority leader.
... Even if they weren't directly taking instructions from you, which they probably were, you're still culpable as minority leader.
Epstein didn't kill himself, but they're going to ask you to believe those files deleted themselves
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Epstein didn't kill himself, but they're going to ask you to believe those files deleted themselves
This is going to be funny, because what's going to happen is nothing. They will refuse and nothing will happen.
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This is going to be funny, because what's going to happen is nothing. They will refuse and nothing will happen.
I mean, that's just lying
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I mean, that's just lying
Well the joke's on them, I expect to be paid an additional 0.01. That'll show 'em (s)
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Well the joke's on them, I expect to be paid an additional 0.01. That'll show 'em (s)
They've been saying that since 1980
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
They've been saying that since 1980
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"we need another excuse to let AI read your messages. You're welcome."
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"we need another excuse to let AI read your messages. You're welcome."
"...We don't want that either."
Girl I was training today on Outlook had so many pop-ups she looked like she was playing whack a mole - with fuckin windows 11
Terminal enshitification
Girl I was training today on Outlook had so many pop-ups she looked like she was playing whack a mole - with fuckin windows 11
Terminal enshitification
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"...We don't want that either."
Girl I was training today on Outlook had so many pop-ups she looked like she was playing whack a mole - with fuckin windows 11
Terminal enshitification
Girl I was training today on Outlook had so many pop-ups she looked like she was playing whack a mole - with fuckin windows 11
Terminal enshitification
Don't kid yourself. The difference is it's actually illegal to lie about your corporate numbers in China.
They have *executed* CEOs for white collar crime.
They have *executed* CEOs for white collar crime.
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Don't kid yourself. The difference is it's actually illegal to lie about your corporate numbers in China.
They have *executed* CEOs for white collar crime.
They have *executed* CEOs for white collar crime.
So just like healthcare, we pay more for less because of Congress. No surprise there.
Getting to be standard operating procedure for this country: figure out what people can't live without, then fuck them over a barrel
Getting to be standard operating procedure for this country: figure out what people can't live without, then fuck them over a barrel
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
So just like healthcare, we pay more for less because of Congress. No surprise there.
Getting to be standard operating procedure for this country: figure out what people can't live without, then fuck them over a barrel
Getting to be standard operating procedure for this country: figure out what people can't live without, then fuck them over a barrel
.... Yeah and then gets a trillion-dollar compensation package anyway because his board knows that they ever tell him no he will, no joke, have them killed.
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
.... Yeah and then gets a trillion-dollar compensation package anyway because his board knows that they ever tell him no he will, no joke, have them killed.
"Gee, I wonder if The Republicans will find some way to make these illegal to sell in the USA..."
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"Gee, I wonder if The Republicans will find some way to make these illegal to sell in the USA..."
That's what happens you pick and choose the stats that you like, as opposed to running them all and planning for the worst case scenario
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
That's what happens you pick and choose the stats that you like, as opposed to running them all and planning for the worst case scenario
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...you know, possibly the only thing that might keep us from permanently killing the planet, is the generations doing the wrecking will get to suffer the effects first-hand, instead of living happily ever after while dooming their distant descendants.
...you know, possibly the only thing that might keep us from permanently killing the planet, is the generations doing the wrecking will get to suffer the effects first-hand, instead of living happily ever after while dooming their distant descendants.
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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...you know, possibly the only thing that might keep us from permanently killing the planet, is the generations doing the wrecking will get to suffer the effects first-hand, instead of living happily ever after while dooming their distant descendants.
...you know, possibly the only thing that might keep us from permanently killing the planet, is the generations doing the wrecking will get to suffer the effects first-hand, instead of living happily ever after while dooming their distant descendants.
Honestly, *everyone* knows this already.
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Honestly, *everyone* knows this already.
That's why both Democrats and Republicans are pissed about the New York mayor - he was an outsider from a hated minority who ran without permission and won anyway. The thing is, that almost never happens.
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
That's why both Democrats and Republicans are pissed about the New York mayor - he was an outsider from a hated minority who ran without permission and won anyway. The thing is, that almost never happens.