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Snowboarding microbiologist tree-cultist.
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The deal, which does not include any guarantees on extending health care subsidies, came under sharp criticism from several Democratic leaders.
Senate Vote Advances Deal To End Shutdown As 8 Democrats Break Rank
The deal, which does not include any guarantees on extending health care subsidies, came under sharp criticism from several Democratic leaders.
www.forbes.com
Democrats are not "playing 4D chess," not making a point, not following the will of their constituents, and there is no plan. This isn't some masterful strategy of "raising awareness" of Republican cruelties to win midterms. Does it look like they've had a strategy since Obama? Everything's on fire
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I’m still thinking about “quiet, piggy.” No president should be able to speak to a member of the press that way and remain president. That moment encapsulates how vile, misogynistic, and horrible that man is.
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’m still thinking about “quiet, piggy.” No president should be able to speak to a member of the press that way and remain president. That moment encapsulates how vile, misogynistic, and horrible that man is.
"aside from emergency repairs, what's the most productive thing I could do to give myself a break later in the winter?
🫘 BEAN DAY 🫘
🫘 BEAN DAY 🫘
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"aside from emergency repairs, what's the most productive thing I could do to give myself a break later in the winter?
🫘 BEAN DAY 🫘
🫘 BEAN DAY 🫘
Oh my God thank you Jesus for having a dentist I'm on a middle name basis with.
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Oh my God thank you Jesus for having a dentist I'm on a middle name basis with.
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Trump was only supposed to screw over the people we hate. “ -Farmers
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Trump was only supposed to screw over the people we hate. “ -Farmers
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What's the worst thing in the emails?
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
What's the worst thing in the emails?
Random shit that will ruin your life out of the blue, it's hard to top electronic toll booth fees. You drive somewhere trash like Detroit, get a bill for $25 in the mail that you don't notice with 30 other pieces of trash mail... And the next thing you know your license is fucking suspended
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Random shit that will ruin your life out of the blue, it's hard to top electronic toll booth fees. You drive somewhere trash like Detroit, get a bill for $25 in the mail that you don't notice with 30 other pieces of trash mail... And the next thing you know your license is fucking suspended
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Hey Toronto: Mask up! Get your vaccines (Covid, Flu, RSV). Big jump in waste water values and that data is 2 weeks old.
Source: @young.me (thanks!)
wwater.ca/Ontario/Toro...
Source: @young.me (thanks!)
wwater.ca/Ontario/Toro...
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hey Toronto: Mask up! Get your vaccines (Covid, Flu, RSV). Big jump in waste water values and that data is 2 weeks old.
Source: @young.me (thanks!)
wwater.ca/Ontario/Toro...
Source: @young.me (thanks!)
wwater.ca/Ontario/Toro...
Something awful is happening to American medium speed food; it's all dying. If you want McDonald's, Wendy's or some other cat food they've got you covered.. but if you were hoping for some decent not chain takeout you're going to be looking for a while.
Nobody can afford to eat out
Nobody can afford to eat out
www.fitchratings.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Something awful is happening to American medium speed food; it's all dying. If you want McDonald's, Wendy's or some other cat food they've got you covered.. but if you were hoping for some decent not chain takeout you're going to be looking for a while.
Nobody can afford to eat out
Nobody can afford to eat out
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The Jewish Space Lasers lady is currently the voice of reason.
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The Jewish Space Lasers lady is currently the voice of reason.
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You should NEVER hand your unlocked phone to any government official.
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
You should NEVER hand your unlocked phone to any government official.
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When they finally do release the Epstein Files I want to be notified like it's an Amber Alert
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
When they finally do release the Epstein Files I want to be notified like it's an Amber Alert
1,600 Fossil fuel activists at COP30
"Gee I wonder if we'll get anything done about climate change"
"Gee I wonder if we'll get anything done about climate change"
Fossil fuel lobbyists outnumber all Cop30 delegations except Brazil, report says
One in every 25 participants at 2025 UN climate summit is a fossil fuel lobbyist, according to Kick Big Polluters Out
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
1,600 Fossil fuel activists at COP30
"Gee I wonder if we'll get anything done about climate change"
"Gee I wonder if we'll get anything done about climate change"
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Police have always treated Black people the way you’re witnessing I.C.E. terrorize Brown people.
We tried to tell you!
We called to defund and ultimately abolish U.S. military policing.
You called us Marxist extremists and ✨insisted✨ police keep us safe.
Now, they are coming for you and yours.
We tried to tell you!
We called to defund and ultimately abolish U.S. military policing.
You called us Marxist extremists and ✨insisted✨ police keep us safe.
Now, they are coming for you and yours.
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Police have always treated Black people the way you’re witnessing I.C.E. terrorize Brown people.
We tried to tell you!
We called to defund and ultimately abolish U.S. military policing.
You called us Marxist extremists and ✨insisted✨ police keep us safe.
Now, they are coming for you and yours.
We tried to tell you!
We called to defund and ultimately abolish U.S. military policing.
You called us Marxist extremists and ✨insisted✨ police keep us safe.
Now, they are coming for you and yours.
Just a little Friday afternoon doom, as a treat
Dark forces are preventing us fighting the climate crisis – by taking knowledge hostage | George Monbiot
The fundamental problem is this: that most of the means of communication are owned or influenced by the very rich, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Just a little Friday afternoon doom, as a treat
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They’re all just looting the treasury now
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
They’re all just looting the treasury now
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Don't believe their lies — this is about making it more difficult for hardworking people to feed their families. Once again: the cruelty is the point.
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Don't believe their lies — this is about making it more difficult for hardworking people to feed their families. Once again: the cruelty is the point.
It has only gone down one year in your lifetime and that was 2020 during the pandemic, back when we had an opportunity but learned nothing. Like we had one shot, and we let all these idiots force us back into the office.
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It has only gone down one year in your lifetime and that was 2020 during the pandemic, back when we had an opportunity but learned nothing. Like we had one shot, and we let all these idiots force us back into the office.
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The International Criminal Court (ICC) has stated that the US air strikes on “alleged” drug smuggling boats will be treated under international law as crimes against humanity.
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 AM
The International Criminal Court (ICC) has stated that the US air strikes on “alleged” drug smuggling boats will be treated under international law as crimes against humanity.
If your business model involves actively fucking with customers, which includes students, to try to extract more money out of them, please don't bother hiring me. We'd be wasting a lot of both of our time.
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If your business model involves actively fucking with customers, which includes students, to try to extract more money out of them, please don't bother hiring me. We'd be wasting a lot of both of our time.
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Your Data Will Be Used Against You.
www.theverge.com/2024/9/24/24...
www.theverge.com/2024/9/24/24...
Don’t ever hand your phone to the cops
Even if you’ve got nothing to hide.
www.theverge.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Your Data Will Be Used Against You.
www.theverge.com/2024/9/24/24...
www.theverge.com/2024/9/24/24...
Gold being consistently over $4,000 in ounces everything you need to know about the current economy and the US dollar
It was seriously $600 an ounce less than 20 years ago. So you could buy a gold coin with 600 bucks, and now it takes 6x that. That's how much the dollar has tanked in your lifetime.
It was seriously $600 an ounce less than 20 years ago. So you could buy a gold coin with 600 bucks, and now it takes 6x that. That's how much the dollar has tanked in your lifetime.
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Gold being consistently over $4,000 in ounces everything you need to know about the current economy and the US dollar
It was seriously $600 an ounce less than 20 years ago. So you could buy a gold coin with 600 bucks, and now it takes 6x that. That's how much the dollar has tanked in your lifetime.
It was seriously $600 an ounce less than 20 years ago. So you could buy a gold coin with 600 bucks, and now it takes 6x that. That's how much the dollar has tanked in your lifetime.
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When Big Oil companies claim to be partners in climate solutions, remember: they are lying.
As the climate crisis intensifies, Chevron is once again "increasing investments in oil and gas exploration," Reuters reports.
www.reuters.com/markets/comm...
As the climate crisis intensifies, Chevron is once again "increasing investments in oil and gas exploration," Reuters reports.
www.reuters.com/markets/comm...
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
When Big Oil companies claim to be partners in climate solutions, remember: they are lying.
As the climate crisis intensifies, Chevron is once again "increasing investments in oil and gas exploration," Reuters reports.
www.reuters.com/markets/comm...
As the climate crisis intensifies, Chevron is once again "increasing investments in oil and gas exploration," Reuters reports.
www.reuters.com/markets/comm...