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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 4h

[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 12h

dogs, who very famously never yelp or cry for no reason whatsoever

[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 15h

like i am the biggest streamer hater on earth and i will not hesitate to pile on when any of them fuck up even once, but even I'm wondering where the evidence for the shock collar thing is besides vibes.

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 12h

ate too much ice cream and got a tummy ache

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 12h

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 13h

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 14h

abababababa :3

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 14h

gougar

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 14h

99% sure the map used for this promo image is stalkyard eventually used for the multiplayer maps

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 14h

learn 👇🏽

Yo3翼 @yo3-wing.bsky.social · 14h

フブキくんでこんにちは🐾　

#円山動物園
#ユキヒョウ
#snowleopard

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 14h

not only has the ghost of orson welles visited me and told that me he's proud of me he also complimented my fat fucking snow leopard titties

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 14h

yeah he still stuck in the Fucked Up Evil world basically and he basically wrote in another character to save his ass

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 15h

like i am the biggest streamer hater on earth and i will not hesitate to pile on when any of them fuck up even once, but even I'm wondering where the evidence for the shock collar thing is besides vibes.

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 16h

idk the hasan thing seems like nothing to me. and I'm not talking as tho I'm his biggest dickrider or whatever but the whole thing seems like way out of proportion.

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 16h

ur so right...

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 16h

this also the most fag-coded thing Hank had ever done

[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · Sep 9

The dog dancing episode is the closest Hank ever got to being part of a weird internet subculture.

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 19h

i feel her pain tho. even i get tired of talking to people below the age of like 28 and i hate that my options are either people who still have to call their mom for everything (most social media) or adults who whine about fortnite (bsky)

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 19h

look man you get to a certain age and you've got 1 of 2 paths: you can either just not post at all (the correct option) or suffer in the turbo autism retirement home (bsky)

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 19h

either here or in the case of my older brother watching clips of old mortal kombat games on youtube shorts

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alan @zakoshake.net · 1d

we are starting a pop group and producing 1 hit single, then make garbage for the next 2 years before disbanding and maybe one of our members die of a drug overdose or something