Anne Xiety
@amarettohonesty.bsky.social
Large-breasted personification of brain rot
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Anne Xiety
@amarettohonesty.bsky.social
· Feb 23
Jennifer Coolidge is the type of woman I'd go for if the conversion therapy worked
Wanda Cervix. Great drag name for a trans girl who is really into cars.
June 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Wanda Cervix. Great drag name for a trans girl who is really into cars.
I wore these in 2003
April 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I wore these in 2003
I'd go to the gym, but who has time for all those selfies?
April 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I'd go to the gym, but who has time for all those selfies?
I would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages
April 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages
When I first started this job, I had no idea how many people would be into seasonal gnomes
April 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
When I first started this job, I had no idea how many people would be into seasonal gnomes
One of my friends describes himself as "straight but watches a lot of Frasier" like are we just doing free word association right now?
March 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
One of my friends describes himself as "straight but watches a lot of Frasier" like are we just doing free word association right now?
I went outside for a run for the first time in months. Apparently I had forgotten what happiness is.
March 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I went outside for a run for the first time in months. Apparently I had forgotten what happiness is.
I bet his farts smell like McDonald's breakfast
March 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I bet his farts smell like McDonald's breakfast
You look like the type of person who gets food born illnesses a lot
March 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You look like the type of person who gets food born illnesses a lot
Hey sorry I haven't been posting guys I've just been busy eating
March 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hey sorry I haven't been posting guys I've just been busy eating
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wow rebecca black will be opening for katy perry's lifetimes tour.
March 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
wow rebecca black will be opening for katy perry's lifetimes tour.
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Notice to flat-Earthers all around the globe: Please alert the authorities if tonight’s Total Lunar Eclipse looks like this:
March 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Notice to flat-Earthers all around the globe: Please alert the authorities if tonight’s Total Lunar Eclipse looks like this:
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"closing time" by @eve6.bsky.social was a popular song in the 1900s about the nightly shutdown of the internet on school nights. not many people know this
March 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"closing time" by @eve6.bsky.social was a popular song in the 1900s about the nightly shutdown of the internet on school nights. not many people know this
In theory, men in thongs is gross. In practice, it's fucking hot.
March 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
In theory, men in thongs is gross. In practice, it's fucking hot.
Post-orgy charcuterie includes 10 pounds of soon to be expired hummus, celery, and a coupon for a 1+ to the next orgy
March 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Post-orgy charcuterie includes 10 pounds of soon to be expired hummus, celery, and a coupon for a 1+ to the next orgy
You'll know the caffeine is hitting my system when I switch from Bon Iver to Bad Bunny
March 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
You'll know the caffeine is hitting my system when I switch from Bon Iver to Bad Bunny
Me on a first date: "So what's your favorite time of day to take a shit?"
March 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Me on a first date: "So what's your favorite time of day to take a shit?"
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One cool way to avoid feeling vilified for your religious beliefs is to not try to force the entire country to live according to them.
March 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
One cool way to avoid feeling vilified for your religious beliefs is to not try to force the entire country to live according to them.
Gays will lock you in a car and force the worst music imaginable on your ears
March 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Gays will lock you in a car and force the worst music imaginable on your ears
Damn my phone's photo album is working hard to get me back together with my ex.
March 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Damn my phone's photo album is working hard to get me back together with my ex.
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Thank you to my girlfriend for teaching me how to celebrate the milestones
March 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Thank you to my girlfriend for teaching me how to celebrate the milestones
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“Idk, I mean you’re so naturally pretty, you don’t need all that eyeliner and those nails are perfection”, I drunkenly say to a raccoon.
February 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
“Idk, I mean you’re so naturally pretty, you don’t need all that eyeliner and those nails are perfection”, I drunkenly say to a raccoon.