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Ambrose
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Maryland Horse. Neigh. Taken

Enjoy the JayPEGs
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I thought it was pretty funny but I totally believed, for like 2 years, that Kenny Loggins was licensing log flumes now
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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you're telling me a right-wing catholic convert is just a protestant in disguise? shocked
In newly leaked audio, Peter Thiel admits he urged JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral questions — including the ethical development of AI.

He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Pro tip -- hug your horse at the barn so you can smell the shirt later
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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If you live in firefly country and want to help their numbers, LEAVE YOUR LEAVES!!

Leaffall provides a vital habitat for fireflies, luna moths, and many more important insects that we love to see! Decomposed leaves are nutrient dense for your soil as well and will give you healthy grass!
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Kidney stone update
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Patron request! Here's a borzoi in a propeller hat, for foxtots ♥

www.patreon.com/rumwik

#art #dog #borzoi #patreon
October 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Julio & Poncho - Ch4 Pg11
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My brain compulsively adds silent Ws to words that start with H. For example: Whorus, Egyptian God of Skankin'
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
*lactates ur ringers*
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Butch by name, Butch by nature! 🐴
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Had the misfortune of opening mobile YouTube and seeing ads, so I'm sharing with the class
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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for too long Elon Musk has been misunderstood as a technologist and innovator, so it's good to finally see his actual abilities acknowledged
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I really can't stress how important it is for progressive and leftists to contend for school, library, water, etc etc boards. Hyper local involvement in our communities where we can actually influence lives.
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I swear to God, I have taken so much damage from falling onto enemies in Silksong while stabbing them, it's like that "My nuts to your fist style" guy from Kung Pow, but he's whooping my ass
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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I hope the many disastrous economic crises looming on the horizon all happen at once and this happens
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
A local friend's parents just lost their farmhouse to a fire, and they could use a hand to keep things running until insurance pays out. I don't want to beg, but please consider sending something if you can -- they could use a helping hand to get back on their feet.

gofund.me/17cd9d8fc
Donate to Support a Family Rebuild After Fire, organized by Laura Kayte
My friend's home burned down today and they lost everything. Please help donat… Laura Kayte needs your support for Support a Family Rebuild After Fire
gofund.me
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Hold up
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Today's lesson: Google maps needs an "I'm driving a pickup with a bed full of loose sex pillows" routing option that avoids highways
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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I'm in my, "This traffic light could have been a traffic circle," era
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I'm gonna need somebody to do a draw-over of me & the bf for our Christmas card -- anybody know of an artist who's open and can pull off a 4-week turnaround?
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"How do you feel about vibecoding?"

-Job interviewer who asks worrying questions, 2025
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Currently watching ET for the first time. Kinda weird how quickly Elliot's brothers jumped up & grabbed knives to go kill ET
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM