Omg tell me █████ didn’t recreate the Costanza Glamour shot.
December 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Omg tell me █████ didn’t recreate the Costanza Glamour shot.
SNL needs to do a skit similar to the Penelope Cruz shampoo commercial, but this time with Marlon Wayons announcing the Golden Globe Nominations.
December 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
SNL needs to do a skit similar to the Penelope Cruz shampoo commercial, but this time with Marlon Wayons announcing the Golden Globe Nominations.
The accusations (this time about Kamala and Hillary sleeping their way to the top) once again turned out to be a confession.
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The accusations (this time about Kamala and Hillary sleeping their way to the top) once again turned out to be a confession.
Some of my favorite Halloween costumes over the years (1/4)
Lame Pun Raccon
Sock Monkey
Chinese Takeout bag
Mary Poppins
Lame Pun Raccon
Sock Monkey
Chinese Takeout bag
Mary Poppins
October 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Some of my favorite Halloween costumes over the years (1/4)
Lame Pun Raccon
Sock Monkey
Chinese Takeout bag
Mary Poppins
Lame Pun Raccon
Sock Monkey
Chinese Takeout bag
Mary Poppins
In an alternate timeline, Fox News went CRAZY this year, declaring that Kamala destroyed the east wing by renaming the Office of the First Lady to Office of the First Spouse.
October 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
In an alternate timeline, Fox News went CRAZY this year, declaring that Kamala destroyed the east wing by renaming the Office of the First Lady to Office of the First Spouse.
It’s sneezing-while-my-mouth-is-full-of-oatmeal season.
September 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It’s sneezing-while-my-mouth-is-full-of-oatmeal season.
Ever since I’ve been a little boy, I’ve dreamed of job.
September 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Ever since I’ve been a little boy, I’ve dreamed of job.
I fully support the USPS as a public service that should be funded…but close to 99% of the mail I receive is junk. Ever think about the fact that we’re basically using federal funds mostly for companies to advertise to us? USPS could be more efficient if they could skip most houses on most days.
September 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I fully support the USPS as a public service that should be funded…but close to 99% of the mail I receive is junk. Ever think about the fact that we’re basically using federal funds mostly for companies to advertise to us? USPS could be more efficient if they could skip most houses on most days.
Business idea: a home improvement store not owned by republicans.
September 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Business idea: a home improvement store not owned by republicans.
It’s been less than 24 hours and the republicans have blamed trans people, then democrats, then when the shooter is identified as *shock* a gun obsessed white male conservative Christian, they’re now blaming higher education. The mental gymnastics is almost impressive.
September 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It’s been less than 24 hours and the republicans have blamed trans people, then democrats, then when the shooter is identified as *shock* a gun obsessed white male conservative Christian, they’re now blaming higher education. The mental gymnastics is almost impressive.
Felt cute on my way to billiards
September 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Felt cute on my way to billiards
“Did you know that if you combine chicken, lemon…”
When did we start describing recipes like it’s a fun fact? I hate it.
When did we start describing recipes like it’s a fun fact? I hate it.
September 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“Did you know that if you combine chicken, lemon…”
When did we start describing recipes like it’s a fun fact? I hate it.
When did we start describing recipes like it’s a fun fact? I hate it.
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A comfortable life used to be the American Dream. Not being a financial mogul. Not fighting for the top spot on the food chain. Working to get your share of the pie with the whip cream on top. Grabbing enough food to fill your plate, but leaving plenty on the table for others. Let’s do that again.
September 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
A comfortable life used to be the American Dream. Not being a financial mogul. Not fighting for the top spot on the food chain. Working to get your share of the pie with the whip cream on top. Grabbing enough food to fill your plate, but leaving plenty on the table for others. Let’s do that again.
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Republican governors have sent National Guard troops to Democratic-led Washington, D.C., even though cities in their states all have higher rates of violent crime than the nation’s capital. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/u...
September 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Republican governors have sent National Guard troops to Democratic-led Washington, D.C., even though cities in their states all have higher rates of violent crime than the nation’s capital. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/u...
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BREAKING: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson defies President Trump by leading a "no troops in Chicago!"
September 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
BREAKING: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson defies President Trump by leading a "no troops in Chicago!"
It’s taking too long!
September 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It’s taking too long!
My bus is paused because the driver doesn’t know the route 🫠
August 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
My bus is paused because the driver doesn’t know the route 🫠
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7:30am: egg white omelette with mushrooms
10am: apple
12pm: cut up fruit with yogurt
3pm: banana
6pm: grilled chicken with salad (light dressing)
8pm: frozen yogurt
830pm: 2 cookies
845pm: 4 cookies
850pm: 8 cookies
9pm: bag of Doritos
930pm: Big Mac and fries
10am: apple
12pm: cut up fruit with yogurt
3pm: banana
6pm: grilled chicken with salad (light dressing)
8pm: frozen yogurt
830pm: 2 cookies
845pm: 4 cookies
850pm: 8 cookies
9pm: bag of Doritos
930pm: Big Mac and fries
August 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
7:30am: egg white omelette with mushrooms
10am: apple
12pm: cut up fruit with yogurt
3pm: banana
6pm: grilled chicken with salad (light dressing)
8pm: frozen yogurt
830pm: 2 cookies
845pm: 4 cookies
850pm: 8 cookies
9pm: bag of Doritos
930pm: Big Mac and fries
10am: apple
12pm: cut up fruit with yogurt
3pm: banana
6pm: grilled chicken with salad (light dressing)
8pm: frozen yogurt
830pm: 2 cookies
845pm: 4 cookies
850pm: 8 cookies
9pm: bag of Doritos
930pm: Big Mac and fries
Summertime sadness (because it’s nearly over)
August 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Summertime sadness (because it’s nearly over)
Sorry to be a hater, but haven’t we had enough Taylor Swift? I’m tired.
August 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Sorry to be a hater, but haven’t we had enough Taylor Swift? I’m tired.
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Fascism is here. We are not “getting closer” or “in danger of.”
This matters because it frames our discussion: We aren’t trying to prevent it, we’re trying to defeat it. It’s not taking over our institutions, it’s taken them over.
Otherwise, we’re always behind, fighting a past we’ve already lost.
This matters because it frames our discussion: We aren’t trying to prevent it, we’re trying to defeat it. It’s not taking over our institutions, it’s taken them over.
Otherwise, we’re always behind, fighting a past we’ve already lost.
August 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Fascism is here. We are not “getting closer” or “in danger of.”
This matters because it frames our discussion: We aren’t trying to prevent it, we’re trying to defeat it. It’s not taking over our institutions, it’s taken them over.
Otherwise, we’re always behind, fighting a past we’ve already lost.
This matters because it frames our discussion: We aren’t trying to prevent it, we’re trying to defeat it. It’s not taking over our institutions, it’s taken them over.
Otherwise, we’re always behind, fighting a past we’ve already lost.
Lettuce
Guacamole
Beans
Tomato
Queso
Guacamole
Beans
Tomato
Queso
August 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Lettuce
Guacamole
Beans
Tomato
Queso
Guacamole
Beans
Tomato
Queso
The that I die will probably be from eating while lying on my back.
August 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The that I die will probably be from eating while lying on my back.
Cow print is the best print
August 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Cow print is the best print
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Vanity Fair shares an exclusive look at Mia Goth & Jacob Elordi in Guillermo del Toro's ‘FRANKENSTEIN.’
July 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Vanity Fair shares an exclusive look at Mia Goth & Jacob Elordi in Guillermo del Toro's ‘FRANKENSTEIN.’