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Amoeba
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I love animals. I write, draw, embroider, sew, and play video games, and then have my adult job that pays the bills. They/Them 💜💚🤍🏳️‍⚧️🍉
People talk about their OCs a lot which is cool but I always feel like bro there are 450k words of fanfic with my OC there is nothing else to say.
December 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My best friend got me this for Christmas. He understands me better than he knows.
December 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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thinking of the introverted woman who said she's never felt FOMO. she's only felt ROMO (Relief Of Missing Out)
December 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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people have FOMO about parties but i have FOMO about homeownership
December 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
December 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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If there only was a word for a governing system in which one set of laws applied to people of a specific race, and a completely different and much harsher set of laws applied to those of another race...

www.cbc.ca/news/world/i...
December 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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thecoreyrichardson > Jake Paul vs
Anthony Joshua 3h
The fact that Jake Paul thought he could go toe to toe with Anthony Joshua and got his ass whooped so thoroughly is an apt encapsulation of how a lot of people think DEl works vs. how it actually works.
Shit.

What he said.
December 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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I know your agency has censored the word so I'll say it.
December 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
This is the funniest take down of a bullshit luxury restaurant I have ever read.
December 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Whenever people bitch about silly, non-game breaking glitches in Palia, all I can think is "some of you have never played a Bethesda game and it shows."
December 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
C - Arden is a natural leader because people trust her immediately. She takes charge naturally.

I did purple Hawke so lmao you don't want her in charge. HoF was a sarcastic little shit of a Dalish rogue that romanced Zevran. Rook is a moron.

Arden is the only person who could wrangle them all.
Today's Dragon Age Poll: If your four Dragon Age protagonists were on the same team, who would be the leader?

A - Your Hero of Ferelden
B - Your Hawke
C - Your Inquisitor
D - Your Rook
December 20, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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he's just so pretty I cannot deal #dragonage #dragonagefanart #solas #dreadwolf
December 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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You can't be a doormat for someone who wants nothing to do with you or nothing from you
December 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Yole's Veilguard weiling a thread ✨️
#veilguardspoilers
November 2, 2024 at 7:30 AM
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I wanted to join too so happy chrisler! #solas
December 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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The Onion, 23 years ago.

theonion.com/no-blood-for...
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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This is legitimately one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen on tv
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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There’s a direct line from ‘just asking questions about women’s sports’ to criminalizing our health care, we warned you it was coming, you said it would be fine and you just had a few more questions.
December 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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DO IT

MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
Everyone else go home — this is the year we secure ABOLISH ICE on a Chicago Snowplow

chicagoshovels.org
December 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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excited to read a longform article about the collapse of this project (est: 1-3 deaths) in eighteen months or so.
Belgian crypto billionaire Olivier Janssens is planning to establish a "libertarian community" with its own legal system in Saint Kitts and Nevis.
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the ‘Dubai of the Caribbean’
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the 'Dubai of the Caribbean'
www.brusselstimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
It's 4am, do you know where your cat is?

Because mine is in the kitchen after waking me up because I needed to watch him eat.
December 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Recent commission. I believe it is a type of sea nettle species, although I cannot make a determination as to which of the 16 different species! 🤣

If you know, please educate me! 🪼

#jellyfish #marinelife #sciart #nature #seanettle #ocean #wildlife #animal #animalart #ArtYear #conservation #sealife
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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summer afternoons together ☀️

my full piece for @welcometomistria.bsky.social !

#art#fieldsofmistria#zine
December 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM