Hammer House of Pancakes
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Christian. Dad. Deal guy. “Diverse manager.”
MAN FUCK THIS WEEK
February 14, 2026 at 9:36 PM
MAN FUCK THIS WEEK
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meep, pleash don tawk about my comfort character that way, sankyuuuu~~~
meep, pleash don tawk about my comfort character that way, sankyuuuu~~~
February 13, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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meep, pleash don tawk about my comfort character that way, sankyuuuu~~~
meep, pleash don tawk about my comfort character that way, sankyuuuu~~~
linkedin is goated for finding job postings that are really ads for a $5000 “certification” in unearthing the dream within
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
linkedin is goated for finding job postings that are really ads for a $5000 “certification” in unearthing the dream within
Kid, you gotta slow down and pace yourself on these crashouts or you'll be all used up before you're 20.
February 13, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Kid, you gotta slow down and pace yourself on these crashouts or you'll be all used up before you're 20.
Where I wanna be right now is dug into Eaton’s supply chain like an alabama tick
February 13, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Where I wanna be right now is dug into Eaton’s supply chain like an alabama tick
I will lay cash money that Discord server has a Pump & Goon voice channel
February 13, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I will lay cash money that Discord server has a Pump & Goon voice channel
I still have brain damage from chasing down EBITDA adjustments in P&Ls from playground equipment distributors borrowing at SOFR+1000
Not the easiest buck I ever made, I'll tell you that for free
Not the easiest buck I ever made, I'll tell you that for free
February 13, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I still have brain damage from chasing down EBITDA adjustments in P&Ls from playground equipment distributors borrowing at SOFR+1000
Not the easiest buck I ever made, I'll tell you that for free
Not the easiest buck I ever made, I'll tell you that for free
i assume not one of these people has ever taken public transit, else they would know that buses, trains, et al vibrate at the perfect frequency to cause trucker blowouts in all diaper-age children
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
i assume not one of these people has ever taken public transit, else they would know that buses, trains, et al vibrate at the perfect frequency to cause trucker blowouts in all diaper-age children
at the Platonic strip club, the owner is hiding from Interpol, the door guy has a shamrock tattooed on each hand, the bartender will stab you to death and forget it even happened, and the grill man in the back should be working at Nobu
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
at the Platonic strip club, the owner is hiding from Interpol, the door guy has a shamrock tattooed on each hand, the bartender will stab you to death and forget it even happened, and the grill man in the back should be working at Nobu
That’s a place that sells wretched pasta and the best meth in a 500 mile radius
February 12, 2026 at 2:33 AM
That’s a place that sells wretched pasta and the best meth in a 500 mile radius
“why did you ctrl+v those apes”
“i wanted to destroy something beautiful”
“i wanted to destroy something beautiful”
February 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
“why did you ctrl+v those apes”
“i wanted to destroy something beautiful”
“i wanted to destroy something beautiful”
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that’s it, i’m predicting a cultural backlash against unnaturally smooth AI faces that leads us back to 1970s style portraits with crows feet, bumps, cowlicks, etc
February 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
that’s it, i’m predicting a cultural backlash against unnaturally smooth AI faces that leads us back to 1970s style portraits with crows feet, bumps, cowlicks, etc
that’s it, i’m predicting a cultural backlash against unnaturally smooth AI faces that leads us back to 1970s style portraits with crows feet, bumps, cowlicks, etc
February 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
that’s it, i’m predicting a cultural backlash against unnaturally smooth AI faces that leads us back to 1970s style portraits with crows feet, bumps, cowlicks, etc
Next big thing in 2014, completely juiceless today? *snaps fingers* thats brooklyn, baby
February 12, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Next big thing in 2014, completely juiceless today? *snaps fingers* thats brooklyn, baby
Oh so you don't trust oral traditions?????
February 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Oh so you don't trust oral traditions?????
lmaooo i thought "no way he has the leverage with that hold" and KABOOOOM
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
lmaooo i thought "no way he has the leverage with that hold" and KABOOOOM
FRED FROM THE TOP ROPE
BY GOD THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY
BY GOD THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
FRED FROM THE TOP ROPE
BY GOD THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY
BY GOD THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY
Pronouncing the "hawaii" like a community college otaku saying kawaii
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Pronouncing the "hawaii" like a community college otaku saying kawaii