Hammer House of Pancakes
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Christian. Dad. Deal guy. “Diverse manager.”
Pinned
My kids: Hey dad how we do [literally any normal sport]
Me: Fuck, uh, um, well,
My kids: Hey dad show us how to fight
Me: Fighting is the way of the empty hand. The quintessence of the hand is found in the fist, the thunderbolt of Vajrapani, the weapon affixed to a man's arm by God Himself, perfec
Me: Fuck, uh, um, well,
My kids: Hey dad show us how to fight
Me: Fighting is the way of the empty hand. The quintessence of the hand is found in the fist, the thunderbolt of Vajrapani, the weapon affixed to a man's arm by God Himself, perfec
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maybe the coolest thing this dipshit ever did in his life?
February 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
maybe the coolest thing this dipshit ever did in his life?
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I just used 12 AI agents to create 5 AI agents. And each of them used 7 AI agents to use 8 AI agents.
What were the 8 AI agents doing?
𝗟𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴.
The transformative power of agentic AI is here.
Get on board—𝗼𝗿 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗱.
What were the 8 AI agents doing?
𝗟𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴.
The transformative power of agentic AI is here.
Get on board—𝗼𝗿 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗱.
February 13, 2026 at 12:38 PM
I just used 12 AI agents to create 5 AI agents. And each of them used 7 AI agents to use 8 AI agents.
What were the 8 AI agents doing?
𝗟𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴.
The transformative power of agentic AI is here.
Get on board—𝗼𝗿 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗱.
What were the 8 AI agents doing?
𝗟𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴.
The transformative power of agentic AI is here.
Get on board—𝗼𝗿 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗱.
weasel hanes
February 13, 2026 at 4:36 AM
weasel hanes
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that’s it, i’m predicting a cultural backlash against unnaturally smooth AI faces that leads us back to 1970s style portraits with crows feet, bumps, cowlicks, etc
February 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
that’s it, i’m predicting a cultural backlash against unnaturally smooth AI faces that leads us back to 1970s style portraits with crows feet, bumps, cowlicks, etc
What breaks my heart/pisses me off about woke 1.0 is very simple:
We leftists & liberals did such a godawful job building real power that whatever gains we won have been swept away or crippled in just over one year.
Pathetic.
We leftists & liberals did such a godawful job building real power that whatever gains we won have been swept away or crippled in just over one year.
Pathetic.
February 12, 2026 at 1:51 AM
What breaks my heart/pisses me off about woke 1.0 is very simple:
We leftists & liberals did such a godawful job building real power that whatever gains we won have been swept away or crippled in just over one year.
Pathetic.
We leftists & liberals did such a godawful job building real power that whatever gains we won have been swept away or crippled in just over one year.
Pathetic.
Reminds me of the Yum! brands call where their CEO described Taco Bell as “America’s cheapest source of protein”
MCDONALD’S FOURTH-QUARTER U.S. COMPARABLE SALES ROSE 6.8%, THE FASTEST IN OVER TWO YEARS, BEATING ESTIMATES AS ITS VALUE STRATEGY BOOSTED TRAFFIC AND MARKET SHARE DESPITE PRESSURE ON MARGINS.
February 11, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Reminds me of the Yum! brands call where their CEO described Taco Bell as “America’s cheapest source of protein”
Behold the chicken-fried steak, the apotheosis of cheap beef
February 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Behold the chicken-fried steak, the apotheosis of cheap beef
clutching these screenshots to my chest and shouting for someone to kill the fatted calf
coding assistance lets you fast-track important projects that improve your life, such as reformatting every single site you read into the old vbulletin 3.x default template
February 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
clutching these screenshots to my chest and shouting for someone to kill the fatted calf
When the Declaration was written, the dominant military powers in North America were the British, the Haudenosaunee, and the Iron Confederacy.
Our Nations were were strong and the Colonies feared and respected them for good reason. Pretending otherwise is an insult to us and our forebears.
Our Nations were were strong and the Colonies feared and respected them for good reason. Pretending otherwise is an insult to us and our forebears.
February 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
When the Declaration was written, the dominant military powers in North America were the British, the Haudenosaunee, and the Iron Confederacy.
Our Nations were were strong and the Colonies feared and respected them for good reason. Pretending otherwise is an insult to us and our forebears.
Our Nations were were strong and the Colonies feared and respected them for good reason. Pretending otherwise is an insult to us and our forebears.
Everyone talks about the emdash, but the real tell for slop text output is “not X but Y” sentence structure. Once you start looking for it you’ll feel like you’re wearing the They Live glasses.
My favorite part of that “Don’t Be A Panican” press release the White House issued yesterday is this sentence “These wins aren’t happening by accident—they come after President Trump lodged the most productive first year of a presidential term in modern history—and aren’t happening by accident.”
February 10, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Everyone talks about the emdash, but the real tell for slop text output is “not X but Y” sentence structure. Once you start looking for it you’ll feel like you’re wearing the They Live glasses.
Me describing my kids to the other dads at book group
February 10, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Me describing my kids to the other dads at book group
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WHAT is the charge? throwing a dildo...? a sumptuous, purple dildo?!?
NEW: Police in riot gear arrested up to 54 protesters on Feb. 7 at the Whipple Federal Building following a day of actions that culminated in protesters throwing hundreds of dildos. [Videos]
unicornriot.ninja/2026/dozens-...
unicornriot.ninja/2026/dozens-...
Dozens Arrested After Throwing Dildos at ICE Outside Whipple Federal Building - UNICORN RIOT
Police in riot gear arrested up to 54 protesters on Feb. 7 at the Whipple Federal Building following a day of actions that culminated in protesters throwing hundreds of dildos.
unicornriot.ninja
February 10, 2026 at 3:42 AM
WHAT is the charge? throwing a dildo...? a sumptuous, purple dildo?!?
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he meant pemmican, not panican. the president is encouraging americans to dry leftover wild game at home, mix well with tallow for a binder, and flavor with foraged currants or chokeberries. this ancient & calorie-dense survival food will carry us through the darkest nights of winter still ahead
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
he meant pemmican, not panican. the president is encouraging americans to dry leftover wild game at home, mix well with tallow for a binder, and flavor with foraged currants or chokeberries. this ancient & calorie-dense survival food will carry us through the darkest nights of winter still ahead
American Indian is not a slur. People need to calm the fuck down
“American Indian” is not an offensive term and the weirdos who searched through my tens of thousands of posts to try and find something they could use to label me a racist are not acting in good faith. The game of trying to set up rhetorical tripwires to attack people you hate is incredibly toxic.
When members of a marginalised group tell you to stop using a term to refer to them, it’s not hard to just… be gracious and stop doing it. Which is much easier and makes you look a lot better than doubling down on a racist term and telling the people who find it offensive that they’re wrong.
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
American Indian is not a slur. People need to calm the fuck down
I used to joke about living the MAGA ideal life while having left wing politics, but now the MAGA ideal is a gay pedophile with uppers psychosis and anabolic steroid-induced ED and, welp
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I used to joke about living the MAGA ideal life while having left wing politics, but now the MAGA ideal is a gay pedophile with uppers psychosis and anabolic steroid-induced ED and, welp
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And there is a version of traditional conservatism that encourages this: volunteerism, sports, church, family, ways of being something in the world. One of the poisonous things about MAGA is how it chokes off this stuff in favor of an inchoate sense of rage and worship of the mighty.
February 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
And there is a version of traditional conservatism that encourages this: volunteerism, sports, church, family, ways of being something in the world. One of the poisonous things about MAGA is how it chokes off this stuff in favor of an inchoate sense of rage and worship of the mighty.
SV debt as a whole is divided into seven parts,
AI debt slate getting a new entrant this AM
*NEW DEAL: ALPHABET $BENCHMARK BOND SALE IN SEVEN PARTS
*NEW DEAL: ALPHABET $BENCHMARK BOND SALE IN SEVEN PARTS
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 PM
SV debt as a whole is divided into seven parts,
Children and Trashy Plastic Shit, a romance for the ages
February 7, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Children and Trashy Plastic Shit, a romance for the ages
Mickey Rourke
sort of curious who would be a *terrible* muppet show guest host. to nuke myself from orbit, i am starting with gillian anderson
janelle monáe, ke huy quan and pedro pascal
February 7, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Mickey Rourke
USS Ranger Rick
Make a warship mid:
HMS Strategic Victory
HMS Strategic Victory
February 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM
USS Ranger Rick
i can haz cheeseburger cat reading this and sobbing into his wife’s shoulder
The internet loves three things:
1. Doctor can't operate on son joke
2. William Carlos Williams plum poem
3. But doctor i am pagliacci
1. Doctor can't operate on son joke
2. William Carlos Williams plum poem
3. But doctor i am pagliacci
February 6, 2026 at 11:27 PM
i can haz cheeseburger cat reading this and sobbing into his wife’s shoulder
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Some recently made "haiku railroad spikes".
One of my main creative outlets is I write haiku and then carve them into railroad spikes. They are art, but they are also magic (long history of railroad spikes being used for mystical purposes), & they are Southern Gothicc Futurism.
One of my main creative outlets is I write haiku and then carve them into railroad spikes. They are art, but they are also magic (long history of railroad spikes being used for mystical purposes), & they are Southern Gothicc Futurism.
February 6, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Some recently made "haiku railroad spikes".
One of my main creative outlets is I write haiku and then carve them into railroad spikes. They are art, but they are also magic (long history of railroad spikes being used for mystical purposes), & they are Southern Gothicc Futurism.
One of my main creative outlets is I write haiku and then carve them into railroad spikes. They are art, but they are also magic (long history of railroad spikes being used for mystical purposes), & they are Southern Gothicc Futurism.
behold the agonies of the man who’s taking what he’s giving and giving what it takes
OKAY WE NEED TO SET THE STAGE FOR THE E-ROTIC EPIC. A STORY SPANNING SEVERAL ALBUMS.
IT STARTS WITH THE HAPLESS EVERYMAN MAX, MAX, CALL ME MAX.
IT STARTS WITH THE HAPLESS EVERYMAN MAX, MAX, CALL ME MAX.
E-rotic - Max don't have sex with your ex (original music video)
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February 6, 2026 at 1:26 PM
behold the agonies of the man who’s taking what he’s giving and giving what it takes
americans saying “at uni” is a psyop. we are under attack by sinister agents who seek to destroy our very language!!
February 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
americans saying “at uni” is a psyop. we are under attack by sinister agents who seek to destroy our very language!!
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kalecki, kalecki-
kalecki, KALECKI
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kalecki, KALECKI
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the thing that’s so strange about the current american billionaire class is precisely the fact that they have chosen, as a class, to forego maximizing their own wealth in order to pursue cultural and political power, not as tools to further profit, but as the ends in themselves
February 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
kalecki, kalecki-
kalecki, KALECKI
KALECKI KALECKI KALECKI
kalecki, KALECKI
KALECKI KALECKI KALECKI