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Christian. Dad. Deal guy. “Diverse manager.”
Pinned
I would give RZA one billion dollars, every ShawScope lens in existence, and the mandate of Heaven
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Just put in an LOI on a small business acquisition, and if I close on it I promise that I WILL become a “new line for every sentence” linkedin slop poster

That’s the Ample Vigour Pledge
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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You just know they voted for Trump. Anyway we need to disarm the police but also give Amtrak conductors rocket launchers.
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
SHOW US THE DIM MAK
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
saw these words and art of a dude in his early 20s hugging a lady minotaur and yelling “mommy” burned itself into my bedroom wall
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I never, ever think of myself as a Southerner until I encounter the Yankee’s intolerable foodways, at which point my clothing transmutes into a white linen suit and a glass of sweet tea manifests in my hand
So some of yall *don’t* expect mac n cheese on Thanksgiving?
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The Earth Consultants

Who Work Small Cases

Need Help From No Man
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
On this Sunday, let us remember the absurdly hard Golgo 13 logo
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I’m so tired of everything.

But it’s the only game in town.
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
An overpaid lunatic with at least one untreated personality disorder has the power of life and death over your total
compensation
What’s your biggest, frequently encountered occupational risk?

I’d say for me it’s never remembering whether you should or should not pronounce an extra r in one particular word.
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Something weirdly humanizing about Lee Oswald:

He couldn’t bring himself to kill JFK while looking him in the eyes. He had to shoot him from the back instead.
JFK was killed by Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone.
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Teach your children about fully-loaded cost of revenue, before someone else does
Seven year old is singing the ABCs to the preschool playing cards and AV is lecturing about fixed v variable costs to the other playing cards. It's noisy in here.
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“Schumer’s No Mere Boomer, But His Sauce Is Just a Rumor,” Senate candidate Eric Adams beamed directly into reporters’s minds after ingesting a can of Bang Energy via a port in his chest.

Sources close to Senator Schumer indicated Schumer would be “delighted” by an invitation to Adams’ next event.
Eric Adams (I) For Senate is going to do nothing but CBP and IDF photo ops, and Chuck Schumer is going to make the biggest stink in NYC media history because he’s never invited
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Ripley after the Power Loader henshin
When yall were kids (think like.. age 4-12) what was the coolest character design you had ever seen that was super formative?
November 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We wasted decades worrying about money in journalism and ideology in research
well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
November 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Everyone posting about giant slowly rotating industrial fans fails to recognize that in order to have that we also must bring back New Jack Swing
One of the absolute dogdick shittiest things to be nostalgic for is how I miss big warehouse sets with a fuckin' huge flood light blasting on the windows
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Pope Leo of Oonst
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I am now bigoted against Medspa-Americans, be advised
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Shenanigans
*US NOV. JOBS REPORT RESCHEDULED FOR DEC. 16
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
One of my core assumptions is that people are generally very lazy (outside of 1-3 areas of primary importance to them)

As such we tend to default to trusting the same people/choices as our peers & aspirational peers with no regard for the (lack of) reasoning that drove their choices
As has been observed repeatedly by journalists and social scientists, there’s a huge overlap between who sits on the board of just about anything (from corporation to nonprofit); a narrow set of people get to be on the lion’s share of boards. Similar for who politicians nominate or make top staff.
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
this makes me reflect on how all the stuff i did back in my 20s specifically so i could win fistfights has left me a physical wreck in my 40s

hand to hand combat is possibly the single most frangible, high-cost skill human beings ever invented
Also, I follow over 300 people on BlueSky and off the top of my head, I can think of two I’d actually bet money on beating a grown man in average physical condition.
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM