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SamanthaSnail
@anardana.bsky.social
AuDHD. Leftist. Ex/future politician. Dragon-Mouse-Toad
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
So will US airports be providing us all with like a Spotify wrapped of our own anti Facist posts before they deport us?

“You called Donald Trump “Temu Hitler” 23,000 times this year”
December 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
How long until there is a “Pepsi peace prize” and Pepsi is declared the US national drink?
December 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
School budgets have continued to get tighter under @teamlabouruk.bsky.social

It’s really not good enough. We are past breaking point, we are breaking.

#fundschoolsnotwars
June 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Facebook thinks this is fine.

Calling for people to be murdered by drone is fine according to Facebook.
June 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The trash press are hoping you believe Zarah Sultana wants a funded fire service *because* she married someone who works for them.
They are so mean spirited that they can’t imagine caring about public services. Admitting they don’t care so much that anyone doing it seems fake and corrupt to them.
June 8, 2025 at 8:51 AM
The trash press are hoping you believe Zarah Sultana wants a funded fire service *because* she married someone who works for them.
They are so mean spirited that they can’t imagine caring about public services. Admitting they don’t care so much that anyone doing it seems fake and corrupt to them.
June 8, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Life tip: automatically assume everything the US government tells you is a lie.

“Communism is bad” oh is it aye?
May 17, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Must ALL the technology be used for exploding brown children? Why can’t the technology be used to make chicken nuggets that are nutritionally complete? I just feel like we could do so much more cool and fun stuff if we did less horrible and bad stuff as a species, y’know.
April 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
The most popular British prime minister was a fictional one in a film who told America to stuff it. I think the U.K. government should think on that.
April 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
We need to talk about how the right wing are creating a safe space for sex offenders.

Every single time someone becomes a right wing grifter they are revealed as a sex offender or nonce.

Conservatives…the stick in your own eye needs checking.
April 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
When a man begins the journey into right wing grifting you could set a timer to the headline announcing he’s a registered sex offender now. The pipeline never deviates.
April 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
March 31, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Remember when Trump became president again everyone was like “only 1460 embarrassing/deadly fuck ups until he’s gone” but then they started upping the fuck ups/day ratio…
March 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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😂😅
March 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I don’t mean to brag but I’ve never built a rocket that explodes, or a car that explodes, or bought a website and made it’s value implode, or used my child as a helmet.
March 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should smile more.
March 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
March 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Women: Lord of the Rings is full of examples of warm and positive masculinity! Pick a character, there’s so many great role models!

(Too many)Men: I pick Grima Wormtongue.

Women: 😑
March 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
As an autistic person I can reassure you that autism does NOT cause you to throw Nazi salutes. That’s facism, a very different thing. Despite both ending in “ism” they are not related. #muskmaskoff
January 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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The red note thing is hilarious to me because American politicians are sad and I like things that make them sad
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January 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The LA fires are really showing how many celebrities are completely unhinged aren’t they. Some proper weird conspiracies being peddled around.
January 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Zuck says facts and rationality are feminine and and endless stream of violence and the most unhinged violent nonsense you’ve read in your life is masculine. What an unpleasant view of themselves these tech bros have.
January 13, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Shoutout to when she thought Apple had invented vaccination time travel
January 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
If as many Americans claim, only a good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun, then why aren’t all the good guys with penises trying to stop the bad guys with penises instead of telling survivors to stop talking about sexual assault?
January 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM