Man stranger things season 5 sucked, not for Duffer Brothers or any of the actors abilities but because Netflix clearly forced this season to exist beyond their control. Phoned in and with an obvious predictable plot. Ahhhhhhhh well.
January 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Man stranger things season 5 sucked, not for Duffer Brothers or any of the actors abilities but because Netflix clearly forced this season to exist beyond their control. Phoned in and with an obvious predictable plot. Ahhhhhhhh well.
In the last month Charli XCX and Caroline Polachek have both released new singles, absolutely stunning behaviour tbh.
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
In the last month Charli XCX and Caroline Polachek have both released new singles, absolutely stunning behaviour tbh.
The right cannot write. To call it a car crash of a paragraph is to be kind.
October 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The right cannot write. To call it a car crash of a paragraph is to be kind.
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October 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Funniest joke he's ever told is this headline.
Dave Chappelle criticized the status of free speech in the United States while on stage at the Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.
Dave Chappelle Criticizes Free Speech in America at Saudi Arabia Comedy Festival
Dave Chappelle criticized the status of free speech in the United States while on stage at the Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.
bit.ly
October 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Funniest joke he's ever told is this headline.
Went to Barnsley today, had a really good time, Barnsley is nice. Feels like a place where a lot of people just try to put in the effort to make the place better for others, and that’s good.
July 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Went to Barnsley today, had a really good time, Barnsley is nice. Feels like a place where a lot of people just try to put in the effort to make the place better for others, and that’s good.
Oh so only fucking shite for the disabled in the future that’s alright then 🙃🙃🙃🙃 full clarity not a dig at OP sharing the article just fucking hell the framing going here is an abomination.
the photo they’ve chosen looks like he just gambled and lost pushing out a fart
June 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Oh so only fucking shite for the disabled in the future that’s alright then 🙃🙃🙃🙃 full clarity not a dig at OP sharing the article just fucking hell the framing going here is an abomination.
Hot Fuzz might be my favourite film of all time, I know all of the jokes off by heart and I still find them funny, it just hits right every time. Perfect timing and delivery in every single moment.
June 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Hot Fuzz might be my favourite film of all time, I know all of the jokes off by heart and I still find them funny, it just hits right every time. Perfect timing and delivery in every single moment.
Ancient Hostility- Sing As Loud As You Can sounds absolutely beautiful, the cassette pressing is perfect.
June 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Ancient Hostility- Sing As Loud As You Can sounds absolutely beautiful, the cassette pressing is perfect.
I forgot how oblique and how ridiculously powerful Darktable was as a photo editor. It’s peak Linux in design, overtly confusing and yet somehow both intuitive and leagues ahead of everyone else for actual *photo editing*.
June 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I forgot how oblique and how ridiculously powerful Darktable was as a photo editor. It’s peak Linux in design, overtly confusing and yet somehow both intuitive and leagues ahead of everyone else for actual *photo editing*.
Licensing agreements for music streaming platforms keep stopping me from y’know, listening to music I want to listen to. So I’m returning to iPod. In the midst of restoring this 2004 4th generation. Burial is forever.
April 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Licensing agreements for music streaming platforms keep stopping me from y’know, listening to music I want to listen to. So I’m returning to iPod. In the midst of restoring this 2004 4th generation. Burial is forever.
Clipping releasing an absolute club banger in Mirror Shades is just what I needed for 2025, the cyberpunk dystopia is here and your avatar has its soundtrack in place.
March 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Clipping releasing an absolute club banger in Mirror Shades is just what I needed for 2025, the cyberpunk dystopia is here and your avatar has its soundtrack in place.
My gen Z colleagues when they find out I’m 34
the 90s were 117 years ago
March 7, 2025 at 8:46 AM
My gen Z colleagues when they find out I’m 34
1st March: bottomless pit appears in Earth
13th March: pit now encircled with mountain sized teeth
35th March: it’s smiling :) it awaits us all.
13th March: pit now encircled with mountain sized teeth
35th March: it’s smiling :) it awaits us all.
Something is happening inside the Earth, scientists say
Something is happening inside the Earth, scientists say
The core of the Earth is undergoing surprise structural changes, researchers believe.
www.independent.co.uk
February 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
1st March: bottomless pit appears in Earth
13th March: pit now encircled with mountain sized teeth
35th March: it’s smiling :) it awaits us all.
13th March: pit now encircled with mountain sized teeth
35th March: it’s smiling :) it awaits us all.
Come to the conclusion I absolutely despise the game Death’s Door and I’m only finishing it so the game hasn’t defeated me, but I’m defeating it. Plus I do want to love playing being a crow with a big sword, but I cannot, as the game plays just terribly.
February 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Come to the conclusion I absolutely despise the game Death’s Door and I’m only finishing it so the game hasn’t defeated me, but I’m defeating it. Plus I do want to love playing being a crow with a big sword, but I cannot, as the game plays just terribly.
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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February 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Twenty
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Doncaster is the Backrooms of England, no I will not be explaining myself.
January 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Doncaster is the Backrooms of England, no I will not be explaining myself.
Wagamamas playing Little Simz - Selfish is just so perfect for me eating here today, and also eating for free.
January 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Wagamamas playing Little Simz - Selfish is just so perfect for me eating here today, and also eating for free.
monstrilio colour matching my inhaler might be the single most fitting thing to happen. @deadinkbooks.bsky.social
January 8, 2025 at 11:24 AM
monstrilio colour matching my inhaler might be the single most fitting thing to happen. @deadinkbooks.bsky.social
The last season/episode of What We Do In The Shadows just inspires absolute hatred. This is probably the worst written ending for a series humanly possible. I cannot believe it fell off this badly.
January 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The last season/episode of What We Do In The Shadows just inspires absolute hatred. This is probably the worst written ending for a series humanly possible. I cannot believe it fell off this badly.
Might not survive a single episode of Cunk On Earth. Is laughing to death possible? If so, I will achieve it.
January 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Might not survive a single episode of Cunk On Earth. Is laughing to death possible? If so, I will achieve it.
It’s a Christmas miracle! A message of hope towards dystopia from our leaders at Global Tetrahedron. Seasons of infinite growth forever everyone!
A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social: theonion.com/a-message-of...
December 13, 2024 at 5:53 PM
It’s a Christmas miracle! A message of hope towards dystopia from our leaders at Global Tetrahedron. Seasons of infinite growth forever everyone!
Boy does The Onion always know when their archives is relevant.
Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer
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December 11, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Boy does The Onion always know when their archives is relevant.
Not me, in 2024 realising that The Darkness - Christmas Time only exists so Justin Hawkins could get people to say ‘bellend’
December 8, 2024 at 10:42 AM
Not me, in 2024 realising that The Darkness - Christmas Time only exists so Justin Hawkins could get people to say ‘bellend’
The biggest lie of retail is that “All I Want For Christmas Is You” is the most overplayed Christmas song, it is not. The most overplayed song is “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” due to its unfathomable amount of covers. The Bruce Springsteen version is a particular bruise on the ears.
December 7, 2024 at 9:15 PM
The biggest lie of retail is that “All I Want For Christmas Is You” is the most overplayed Christmas song, it is not. The most overplayed song is “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” due to its unfathomable amount of covers. The Bruce Springsteen version is a particular bruise on the ears.