AndiBanandi
@andibanandi.bsky.social
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had a dream nintendo released a mario 64 "director's cut" w/ a peach side story where she's trapped in the paintings/gets a plumber's outfit to do platforming in.
the dialogue was abstract/kingdom heartsy and she kept going on abt the water world she was lost in.
i was posting this when i woke up
the dialogue was abstract/kingdom heartsy and she kept going on abt the water world she was lost in.
i was posting this when i woke up
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
had a dream nintendo released a mario 64 "director's cut" w/ a peach side story where she's trapped in the paintings/gets a plumber's outfit to do platforming in.
the dialogue was abstract/kingdom heartsy and she kept going on abt the water world she was lost in.
i was posting this when i woke up
the dialogue was abstract/kingdom heartsy and she kept going on abt the water world she was lost in.
i was posting this when i woke up
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my favorite thing to do in fighting games is what my friends call "The Scary Grabber" which is taking a character that is not a grappler and then turning them into one. Yeah potemkin is known for his high damage options but have you ever had Terry Bogard run at you full speed with intent to kill
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
my favorite thing to do in fighting games is what my friends call "The Scary Grabber" which is taking a character that is not a grappler and then turning them into one. Yeah potemkin is known for his high damage options but have you ever had Terry Bogard run at you full speed with intent to kill
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Ok i need to stop im gonna run out soon
October 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Ok i need to stop im gonna run out soon
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I like how going to heaven or hell is mostly vibes based unless you very recently killed a bunch of people
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I like how going to heaven or hell is mostly vibes based unless you very recently killed a bunch of people
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Pondering death mechanics in dragonball. It seems to be a state that is flagged on where
1) you get a halo
2) you are teleported to heaven which is a real place you can walk to
3) you cannot leave heaven now cuz of binding legal issues
4) if youre alive you can walk out
5) your corpse is ?
?
6) ?
1) you get a halo
2) you are teleported to heaven which is a real place you can walk to
3) you cannot leave heaven now cuz of binding legal issues
4) if youre alive you can walk out
5) your corpse is ?
?
6) ?
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Pondering death mechanics in dragonball. It seems to be a state that is flagged on where
1) you get a halo
2) you are teleported to heaven which is a real place you can walk to
3) you cannot leave heaven now cuz of binding legal issues
4) if youre alive you can walk out
5) your corpse is ?
?
6) ?
1) you get a halo
2) you are teleported to heaven which is a real place you can walk to
3) you cannot leave heaven now cuz of binding legal issues
4) if youre alive you can walk out
5) your corpse is ?
?
6) ?
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It also misses a HUGE opportunity for dev whimsy.
I remember working on Magic: Duels and badly photoshopping tropical print shirts onto placeholder planeswalkers key art while waiting for the full-res files to come in. Because, y'know, we wanted it to be VERY OBVIOUS it wasn't final
I remember working on Magic: Duels and badly photoshopping tropical print shirts onto placeholder planeswalkers key art while waiting for the full-res files to come in. Because, y'know, we wanted it to be VERY OBVIOUS it wasn't final
Stop using AI for placeholder assets.
Use sketches. Use lorem ipsum. Use bright pink materials. Use programmer art for fucks sake, literally anything else.
If your studio is using AI even for temp, even if they think they've covered their tracks, SPEAK UP because people WILL FIND IT
Use sketches. Use lorem ipsum. Use bright pink materials. Use programmer art for fucks sake, literally anything else.
If your studio is using AI even for temp, even if they think they've covered their tracks, SPEAK UP because people WILL FIND IT
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
It also misses a HUGE opportunity for dev whimsy.
I remember working on Magic: Duels and badly photoshopping tropical print shirts onto placeholder planeswalkers key art while waiting for the full-res files to come in. Because, y'know, we wanted it to be VERY OBVIOUS it wasn't final
I remember working on Magic: Duels and badly photoshopping tropical print shirts onto placeholder planeswalkers key art while waiting for the full-res files to come in. Because, y'know, we wanted it to be VERY OBVIOUS it wasn't final
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job skills include:
python
pytorch
nodejs
react
inducing existential dread
inducing thalassophobia
calling things crabs
referencing blood
exactly hitting character limits
giving people new kinks
aimlessly wandering the labyrinth of reality
looking at the ocean
no, I mean really *looking* at her
git
python
pytorch
nodejs
react
inducing existential dread
inducing thalassophobia
calling things crabs
referencing blood
exactly hitting character limits
giving people new kinks
aimlessly wandering the labyrinth of reality
looking at the ocean
no, I mean really *looking* at her
git
July 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
job skills include:
python
pytorch
nodejs
react
inducing existential dread
inducing thalassophobia
calling things crabs
referencing blood
exactly hitting character limits
giving people new kinks
aimlessly wandering the labyrinth of reality
looking at the ocean
no, I mean really *looking* at her
git
python
pytorch
nodejs
react
inducing existential dread
inducing thalassophobia
calling things crabs
referencing blood
exactly hitting character limits
giving people new kinks
aimlessly wandering the labyrinth of reality
looking at the ocean
no, I mean really *looking* at her
git
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The only legitimate software development methodology:
1. Think very hard about an implementation
2. Don't do anything
1. Think very hard about an implementation
2. Don't do anything
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The only legitimate software development methodology:
1. Think very hard about an implementation
2. Don't do anything
1. Think very hard about an implementation
2. Don't do anything
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At the most fundamental level, bloodborne is a game about maintaining legacy code
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
At the most fundamental level, bloodborne is a game about maintaining legacy code
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(Original post date: November 24, 2022)
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
(Original post date: November 24, 2022)
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hate having to do fujo thanksgiving with family. always gotta stuff the bird bc of my dad's medical condition (seme hands) and my mom's always hovering over my shoulder while i do, making uncouth remarks about what i have to assume are hetalia characters rather than countries. fuck my baka ass life
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
hate having to do fujo thanksgiving with family. always gotta stuff the bird bc of my dad's medical condition (seme hands) and my mom's always hovering over my shoulder while i do, making uncouth remarks about what i have to assume are hetalia characters rather than countries. fuck my baka ass life
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November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Playing wh40k against a mechsplo girl and dumping lore about all the units where the pilot is wired into the machine and pumped full of drugs, to make her distractedly aroused so I win
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Playing wh40k against a mechsplo girl and dumping lore about all the units where the pilot is wired into the machine and pumped full of drugs, to make her distractedly aroused so I win
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aw fuck dude not you again
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
aw fuck dude not you again
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Every Ranma 1/2 episode: "Ugh I hate how I keep transforming into a girl, I'd do anything to be rid of this curse, by the way I bought another bikini"
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Every Ranma 1/2 episode: "Ugh I hate how I keep transforming into a girl, I'd do anything to be rid of this curse, by the way I bought another bikini"
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i found this new pokemon. they seem pretty cool #digib_art
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i found this new pokemon. they seem pretty cool #digib_art
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my previous shitty job only ever brought in food or pizza when they fucked us over and we all knew it so this is a great sign
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
my previous shitty job only ever brought in food or pizza when they fucked us over and we all knew it so this is a great sign
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a textbook diagram demonstrating an RTC (rabbit telecommunications network)
![A cartoon diagram showing rabbits picking up and retransmitting signals emitted from a radio tower. The caption reads, 'Fig. 1: An RTC [Rabbit Telecommunications Network] in action.'](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6a4i5lpfyare2islpsfqi7lb/bafkreidt3htx53k2ifiexwpvx2c32hws35ol72fz76u6jmjzov2gq54s34@jpeg)
May 1, 2024 at 11:27 PM
a textbook diagram demonstrating an RTC (rabbit telecommunications network)
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Ive been testing this ability recently! heres some footage!
November 15, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Ive been testing this ability recently! heres some footage!