an dipshit™
@andipshit.bsky.social
the only certified Dipshit™ on bluesky
In my restless dreams,
I see that town.
Branson.
You promised me you'd take me
there again someday.
But you never did.
Well, I'm alone there now...
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you...
I see that town.
Branson.
You promised me you'd take me
there again someday.
But you never did.
Well, I'm alone there now...
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you...
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
In my restless dreams,
I see that town.
Branson.
You promised me you'd take me
there again someday.
But you never did.
Well, I'm alone there now...
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you...
I see that town.
Branson.
You promised me you'd take me
there again someday.
But you never did.
Well, I'm alone there now...
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you...
Sorry that you got mad and blocked me Scott Jenkins
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Sorry that you got mad and blocked me Scott Jenkins
Bluesky DIY'ers: what is this fitting called? My sink is leaking and I'm pretty sure it's coming from this fitting. It's where the hot water line ties into the actual faucet
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Bluesky DIY'ers: what is this fitting called? My sink is leaking and I'm pretty sure it's coming from this fitting. It's where the hot water line ties into the actual faucet
I already have a bowl, thank you though
November 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I already have a bowl, thank you though
james hetfield is slowly turning into a force ghost
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
james hetfield is slowly turning into a force ghost
Finally... freshwater taffy
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Finally... freshwater taffy
I mean... I guess technically? It's an impact WRENCH, but you can still drill shit with it.
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I mean... I guess technically? It's an impact WRENCH, but you can still drill shit with it.
Well if it isn't my old friend Vegeta McGreg
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Well if it isn't my old friend Vegeta McGreg
Sorry Kansas City but you're about to be fucking wrecked
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Sorry Kansas City but you're about to be fucking wrecked
Really cool that they put the Dallas book depository in the new Pokemon game
October 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Really cool that they put the Dallas book depository in the new Pokemon game
Watching the OG The Thing from Another World, and I didn't realize it was that kinda movie
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Watching the OG The Thing from Another World, and I didn't realize it was that kinda movie
"Yeah, well can you do THIS Spider-Man?"
October 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"Yeah, well can you do THIS Spider-Man?"
A sense of immense dread emanates from the dark chapel, beckoning you to your demise
October 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
A sense of immense dread emanates from the dark chapel, beckoning you to your demise
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social also made it to tiktok
October 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social also made it to tiktok
*the X-Men 97 theme is now playing in your head*
October 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
*the X-Men 97 theme is now playing in your head*
*customer, who has been walking around the store for about 5 minutes*
"Do you guys have any DVDs?"
"Do you guys have any DVDs?"
October 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
*customer, who has been walking around the store for about 5 minutes*
"Do you guys have any DVDs?"
"Do you guys have any DVDs?"