THAT'S A GREAT JOKE!

I immediately told my wife. She pretended not to find it funny (she's pretty good at that)

Where's the "This loser is always 15 minutes early because of severe anxiety issues" warning that I would get?

Apparently. The article has a couple of other photos/videos of the incident.

Maybe another company will leak something to neutralize the acid.

What else can you expect a billionaire to do to get his child sex fix now that Epstein is gone?

Also the dryer is fixed but I don't have a song for that one.

It was on the "Bedroom #2 and closet" breaker, now also labeled as "doorbell".

For reference, the doorbell ringer is (logically) next to the front door while the chime is in the hallway next to our main bedroom.

It is not on the breaker for the front porch lights, the breaker for the hallway lights, nor the breaker for the main bedroom.

This is the list I have that I'd even play with other people's kids in the car. I do limited cursing in music with my kids. My oldest is in middle school so they've heard everything I imagine.

We did end up with a playlist of songs with minimal swearing. "Feeling This" is both of my kids' favorite. My youngest is now in drum lessons due mostly to listening to blink. It's been a net positive I think.

So I'm discovering with every new day this year...

So this is why biologists were doing all those fruit fly breeding experiments. It wasn't to learn about "genetics" (sounds made up to this chemist).

They created an intelligent super species!

On third thought, listen to blink-182 in the car with your 7 yo.

I did and my kid turned out [looks at my kid] uh okay I guess.

Ooh sick burn on the north pole!!!

Oh, wait...