Andre the Chemist
@andrechemist.bsky.social
Noted rhenium hater and **undefeated** youth soccer coach (total of one game coached).
Virginia, USA. He/him.
Virginia, USA. He/him.
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THAT'S A GREAT JOKE!
I immediately told my wife. She pretended not to find it funny (she's pretty good at that)
I immediately told my wife. She pretended not to find it funny (she's pretty good at that)
January 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
THAT'S A GREAT JOKE!
I immediately told my wife. She pretended not to find it funny (she's pretty good at that)
I immediately told my wife. She pretended not to find it funny (she's pretty good at that)
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If you want to have something fun in the background while working today, Kilauea is erupting right now and you can watch the live cam (www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk0t...)
[V1cam] Kīlauea volcano, Hawaii (west Halemaʻumaʻu crater)
YouTube video by USGS
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
If you want to have something fun in the background while working today, Kilauea is erupting right now and you can watch the live cam (www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk0t...)
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I'm going to get a good grade at meetings, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
Google Meet show how late people will be based on meeting history
January 12, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I'm going to get a good grade at meetings, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
Where's the "This loser is always 15 minutes early because of severe anxiety issues" warning that I would get?
January 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Where's the "This loser is always 15 minutes early because of severe anxiety issues" warning that I would get?
Apparently. The article has a couple of other photos/videos of the incident.
January 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Apparently. The article has a couple of other photos/videos of the incident.
Maybe another company will leak something to neutralize the acid.
January 12, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Maybe another company will leak something to neutralize the acid.
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That time of year for one of my favorite quick demos for Gas Laws #Chemistry #Physics #ITeachChem #Education #EduSky
January 12, 2026 at 4:16 PM
That time of year for one of my favorite quick demos for Gas Laws #Chemistry #Physics #ITeachChem #Education #EduSky
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Synthetic chemists breaking into the analytical chemists' labs at night to use their instruments without knowing what they are doing:
January 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Synthetic chemists breaking into the analytical chemists' labs at night to use their instruments without knowing what they are doing:
Synthetic chemists breaking into the analytical chemists' labs at night to use their instruments without knowing what they are doing:
January 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Synthetic chemists breaking into the analytical chemists' labs at night to use their instruments without knowing what they are doing:
What else can you expect a billionaire to do to get his child sex fix now that Epstein is gone?
January 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
What else can you expect a billionaire to do to get his child sex fix now that Epstein is gone?
Remember, Rover gets the pill and Pepper gets the suppository.
January 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Remember, Rover gets the pill and Pepper gets the suppository.
Also the dryer is fixed but I don't have a song for that one.
January 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Also the dryer is fixed but I don't have a song for that one.
It was on the "Bedroom #2 and closet" breaker, now also labeled as "doorbell".
January 11, 2026 at 7:24 PM
It was on the "Bedroom #2 and closet" breaker, now also labeled as "doorbell".
🎵Ding dong, the doorbell is fixed!🎶
January 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
🎵Ding dong, the doorbell is fixed!🎶
For reference, the doorbell ringer is (logically) next to the front door while the chime is in the hallway next to our main bedroom.
It is not on the breaker for the front porch lights, the breaker for the hallway lights, nor the breaker for the main bedroom.
It is not on the breaker for the front porch lights, the breaker for the hallway lights, nor the breaker for the main bedroom.
January 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
For reference, the doorbell ringer is (logically) next to the front door while the chime is in the hallway next to our main bedroom.
It is not on the breaker for the front porch lights, the breaker for the hallway lights, nor the breaker for the main bedroom.
It is not on the breaker for the front porch lights, the breaker for the hallway lights, nor the breaker for the main bedroom.
Today's big question: what breaker has my doorbell on it?
January 11, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Today's big question: what breaker has my doorbell on it?
My youngest child got to pick out a calendar for the year.
10/10. Fantastic choice.
10/10. Fantastic choice.
January 11, 2026 at 1:22 PM
My youngest child got to pick out a calendar for the year.
10/10. Fantastic choice.
10/10. Fantastic choice.
This is the list I have that I'd even play with other people's kids in the car. I do limited cursing in music with my kids. My oldest is in middle school so they've heard everything I imagine.
January 11, 2026 at 1:04 PM
This is the list I have that I'd even play with other people's kids in the car. I do limited cursing in music with my kids. My oldest is in middle school so they've heard everything I imagine.
We did end up with a playlist of songs with minimal swearing. "Feeling This" is both of my kids' favorite. My youngest is now in drum lessons due mostly to listening to blink. It's been a net positive I think.
January 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
We did end up with a playlist of songs with minimal swearing. "Feeling This" is both of my kids' favorite. My youngest is now in drum lessons due mostly to listening to blink. It's been a net positive I think.
So I'm discovering with every new day this year...
January 10, 2026 at 2:53 PM
So I'm discovering with every new day this year...
So this is why biologists were doing all those fruit fly breeding experiments. It wasn't to learn about "genetics" (sounds made up to this chemist).
They created an intelligent super species!
They created an intelligent super species!
January 10, 2026 at 2:47 PM
So this is why biologists were doing all those fruit fly breeding experiments. It wasn't to learn about "genetics" (sounds made up to this chemist).
They created an intelligent super species!
They created an intelligent super species!
On third thought, listen to blink-182 in the car with your 7 yo.
I did and my kid turned out [looks at my kid] uh okay I guess.
I did and my kid turned out [looks at my kid] uh okay I guess.
January 10, 2026 at 2:39 PM
On third thought, listen to blink-182 in the car with your 7 yo.
I did and my kid turned out [looks at my kid] uh okay I guess.
I did and my kid turned out [looks at my kid] uh okay I guess.
Ooh sick burn on the north pole!!!
Oh, wait...
Oh, wait...
January 10, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Ooh sick burn on the north pole!!!
Oh, wait...
Oh, wait...
It hasn't even started yet and this semester is officially a disaster!
My office has no snacks 😭
My office has no snacks 😭
January 9, 2026 at 6:51 PM
It hasn't even started yet and this semester is officially a disaster!
My office has no snacks 😭
My office has no snacks 😭