andresito, M.S.
@andreskibbities.bsky.social
once I figure out how to have insurance it’s cooked for these hoes 🙂↕️
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feeling like a slutty little hallmark extra in this outfit today
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
feeling like a slutty little hallmark extra in this outfit today
my baby son is getting neutered today and I’m feeling a lot of guilt about it bc i feel like if I woke up without balls I’d also have a lot of strong feelings about it :// here’s his grad photo tho
Readers added Context: my baby son is a puppy dog and not a human if that was unclear
Readers added Context: my baby son is a puppy dog and not a human if that was unclear
December 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
my baby son is getting neutered today and I’m feeling a lot of guilt about it bc i feel like if I woke up without balls I’d also have a lot of strong feelings about it :// here’s his grad photo tho
Readers added Context: my baby son is a puppy dog and not a human if that was unclear
Readers added Context: my baby son is a puppy dog and not a human if that was unclear
Lmao J-fuckin-K I just literally cannot read
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Lmao J-fuckin-K I just literally cannot read
stills from my marginally successful impromptu shopping trip today
note: the sierra dressing room did see a lot more of me, inquire within ;)
note: the sierra dressing room did see a lot more of me, inquire within ;)
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
stills from my marginally successful impromptu shopping trip today
note: the sierra dressing room did see a lot more of me, inquire within ;)
note: the sierra dressing room did see a lot more of me, inquire within ;)
The search begins for:
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The search begins for:
Needing to wash my hair just made me miss out on a sexy man coming to my apartment… brb shaving my head and also wishing I was never born
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Needing to wash my hair just made me miss out on a sexy man coming to my apartment… brb shaving my head and also wishing I was never born
Being a puppy parent is being more viciously ill than you have in a long time and understanding that your baby dog is with 1000% certainty will repeatedly climb onto you just to jump as hard as he can off of your stomach when all you want is rest…
October 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Being a puppy parent is being more viciously ill than you have in a long time and understanding that your baby dog is with 1000% certainty will repeatedly climb onto you just to jump as hard as he can off of your stomach when all you want is rest…
Direct quote from my man today:
“How do I make buttered noodles? Do I just add butter to noodles??” 🤠
“How do I make buttered noodles? Do I just add butter to noodles??” 🤠
September 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Direct quote from my man today:
“How do I make buttered noodles? Do I just add butter to noodles??” 🤠
“How do I make buttered noodles? Do I just add butter to noodles??” 🤠
My Caucasian partner (love him dearly) asked me if I would like Pizza Hut for dinner today and I said yes before taking a nap.
I woke up to a “food truck tamale pie” for dinner god is dead, an act of war has been committed. I don’t know what I did to deserve this 😪
I woke up to a “food truck tamale pie” for dinner god is dead, an act of war has been committed. I don’t know what I did to deserve this 😪
September 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My Caucasian partner (love him dearly) asked me if I would like Pizza Hut for dinner today and I said yes before taking a nap.
I woke up to a “food truck tamale pie” for dinner god is dead, an act of war has been committed. I don’t know what I did to deserve this 😪
I woke up to a “food truck tamale pie” for dinner god is dead, an act of war has been committed. I don’t know what I did to deserve this 😪
just found some nudes that I took a long time ago, specifically on January 6th of 2021 😋 clearly I had much more important things happening on that day than some others
September 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
just found some nudes that I took a long time ago, specifically on January 6th of 2021 😋 clearly I had much more important things happening on that day than some others
Pupdate: gratitude is very much lost on this one, who decided to completely unravel my yarn ball and is now refusing to release the string
August 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Pupdate: gratitude is very much lost on this one, who decided to completely unravel my yarn ball and is now refusing to release the string
Fatherhood has continuously left me in disarray 🫠
July 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Fatherhood has continuously left me in disarray 🫠
also I freakin sewed a pair of shorts as a gift for my sister’s birthday this week and when I finished them they looked like shorts and the threads weren’t hanging out and they generally looked pretty nice (despite being tossed together)??? anyway I think that was really sexy of me 🤭💙
July 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
also I freakin sewed a pair of shorts as a gift for my sister’s birthday this week and when I finished them they looked like shorts and the threads weren’t hanging out and they generally looked pretty nice (despite being tossed together)??? anyway I think that was really sexy of me 🤭💙
July 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
just discovered I can wear this pet car seat as a backpack ao me and the pooch are about to be exploring the whole world
July 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
just discovered I can wear this pet car seat as a backpack ao me and the pooch are about to be exploring the whole world
Off to Columbo!! The travel bun is slaying down rn so I think it’s gonna be a good trip but presenting at this conference has me trembling 🫠
June 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Off to Columbo!! The travel bun is slaying down rn so I think it’s gonna be a good trip but presenting at this conference has me trembling 🫠
Off to Columbo!! The travel bun is slaying down rn so I think it’s gonna be a good trip but presenting at this conference has me trembling 🫠
June 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Off to Columbo!! The travel bun is slaying down rn so I think it’s gonna be a good trip but presenting at this conference has me trembling 🫠
damn I thought of a hit skeet while I was out with my dog this morning and by the time I made it back inside it was so far gone this is terrible news
June 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
damn I thought of a hit skeet while I was out with my dog this morning and by the time I made it back inside it was so far gone this is terrible news
Wow I’m now understanding just how heavy yall are lifting when you break 20,000lbs lifted 🤩🥵 yall so big and strong
June 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Wow I’m now understanding just how heavy yall are lifting when you break 20,000lbs lifted 🤩🥵 yall so big and strong
Who wants to see my wiener?? 🤭
June 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Who wants to see my wiener?? 🤭
hammock in my office at work and I’m really about to sleep through this morning half of my day 🙂↕️💙
May 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
hammock in my office at work and I’m really about to sleep through this morning half of my day 🙂↕️💙
2006?! No wayyyyyy
May 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
2006?! No wayyyyyy