andresito, M.S.
@andreskibbities.bsky.social
once I figure out how to have insurance it’s cooked for these hoes 🙂↕️
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my baby son is getting neutered today and I’m feeling a lot of guilt about it bc i feel like if I woke up without balls I’d also have a lot of strong feelings about it :// here’s his grad photo tho
Readers added Context: my baby son is a puppy dog and not a human if that was unclear
Readers added Context: my baby son is a puppy dog and not a human if that was unclear
December 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
my baby son is getting neutered today and I’m feeling a lot of guilt about it bc i feel like if I woke up without balls I’d also have a lot of strong feelings about it :// here’s his grad photo tho
Readers added Context: my baby son is a puppy dog and not a human if that was unclear
Readers added Context: my baby son is a puppy dog and not a human if that was unclear
OMG maybe I’m late to this but we have drafts now??? That’s cunt 🤩
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
OMG maybe I’m late to this but we have drafts now??? That’s cunt 🤩
stills from my marginally successful impromptu shopping trip today
note: the sierra dressing room did see a lot more of me, inquire within ;)
note: the sierra dressing room did see a lot more of me, inquire within ;)
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
stills from my marginally successful impromptu shopping trip today
note: the sierra dressing room did see a lot more of me, inquire within ;)
note: the sierra dressing room did see a lot more of me, inquire within ;)
The search begins for:
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The search begins for:
Bedroom humidifier don’t sound like my baby dog throwing up at 5a when my baby dog threw up at 4:30a challenge 👀😮💨
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Bedroom humidifier don’t sound like my baby dog throwing up at 5a when my baby dog threw up at 4:30a challenge 👀😮💨
LUV this for you, I’ve actually decided that I’m extra mad at people that I used to be mad at, resulting in grudges and hostility 🙂↕️💙 range is everything to me
I’ve decided I’m not mad at people I used to be mad at
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
LUV this for you, I’ve actually decided that I’m extra mad at people that I used to be mad at, resulting in grudges and hostility 🙂↕️💙 range is everything to me
About to be the sexiest man alive (inquired about a planet fitness membership) 🙂↕️💙
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
About to be the sexiest man alive (inquired about a planet fitness membership) 🙂↕️💙
Throwing out every single thing I own in the next 30 days so if you’re interested in possessions lmk!!
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Throwing out every single thing I own in the next 30 days so if you’re interested in possessions lmk!!
Needing to wash my hair just made me miss out on a sexy man coming to my apartment… brb shaving my head and also wishing I was never born
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Needing to wash my hair just made me miss out on a sexy man coming to my apartment… brb shaving my head and also wishing I was never born
THIS.
Okay, I’m done decentering men.
I want two boyfriends.
I want two boyfriends.
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
THIS.
This is my DREAM 😭
gotta figure out a way to refer to our usual threesome companion on here, he's not really a third, but anyway..
the bestie and i made the husband c*m three times last night
the bestie and i made the husband c*m three times last night
October 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
This is my DREAM 😭
I have a complex relationship with the Following tab here bc all my favorite girlies are there (win) but girlies are real people who don’t post all the time bc they live lives (win) but then sometimes I see all of the most recent posts and I get repeat posts (L). Maybe I need a life to live 🥴
Tom Y Jerry Tom And Jerry GIF
Alt: Jerry hand over mouth trying with slight tremor
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October 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I have a complex relationship with the Following tab here bc all my favorite girlies are there (win) but girlies are real people who don’t post all the time bc they live lives (win) but then sometimes I see all of the most recent posts and I get repeat posts (L). Maybe I need a life to live 🥴
Need an invite to a gay Halloween party so that I can be Michelangelo’s David and just be naked on display 😮💨
a black and white photo of a statue of a man 's face
Alt: Statue of David blinking in frustration
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October 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Need an invite to a gay Halloween party so that I can be Michelangelo’s David and just be naked on display 😮💨
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if he wants to fuck tonight he is gonna have to ride it because i am the sleepiest guy™ ✨😴✨
October 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
if he wants to fuck tonight he is gonna have to ride it because i am the sleepiest guy™ ✨😴✨
Being a puppy parent is being more viciously ill than you have in a long time and understanding that your baby dog is with 1000% certainty will repeatedly climb onto you just to jump as hard as he can off of your stomach when all you want is rest…
October 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Being a puppy parent is being more viciously ill than you have in a long time and understanding that your baby dog is with 1000% certainty will repeatedly climb onto you just to jump as hard as he can off of your stomach when all you want is rest…
Direct quote from my man today:
“How do I make buttered noodles? Do I just add butter to noodles??” 🤠
“How do I make buttered noodles? Do I just add butter to noodles??” 🤠
September 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Direct quote from my man today:
“How do I make buttered noodles? Do I just add butter to noodles??” 🤠
“How do I make buttered noodles? Do I just add butter to noodles??” 🤠
My Caucasian partner (love him dearly) asked me if I would like Pizza Hut for dinner today and I said yes before taking a nap.
I woke up to a “food truck tamale pie” for dinner god is dead, an act of war has been committed. I don’t know what I did to deserve this 😪
I woke up to a “food truck tamale pie” for dinner god is dead, an act of war has been committed. I don’t know what I did to deserve this 😪
September 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My Caucasian partner (love him dearly) asked me if I would like Pizza Hut for dinner today and I said yes before taking a nap.
I woke up to a “food truck tamale pie” for dinner god is dead, an act of war has been committed. I don’t know what I did to deserve this 😪
I woke up to a “food truck tamale pie” for dinner god is dead, an act of war has been committed. I don’t know what I did to deserve this 😪
Dismantling the relationship between being the most competent and capable person in my office and taking on the most work and responsibility in my office 🤭 my impact was felt for a full year and I pinky swear yall will never feel it again ✨
September 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Dismantling the relationship between being the most competent and capable person in my office and taking on the most work and responsibility in my office 🤭 my impact was felt for a full year and I pinky swear yall will never feel it again ✨
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Not arguing with an uncut man, whatever you say Chinese finger trap
September 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Not arguing with an uncut man, whatever you say Chinese finger trap
just found some nudes that I took a long time ago, specifically on January 6th of 2021 😋 clearly I had much more important things happening on that day than some others
September 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
just found some nudes that I took a long time ago, specifically on January 6th of 2021 😋 clearly I had much more important things happening on that day than some others
Where do yall buy your slutty business casual?? Tryna up my game this year as the hottest bitch in the office since I will not be working at my job anymore 🤭
August 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Where do yall buy your slutty business casual?? Tryna up my game this year as the hottest bitch in the office since I will not be working at my job anymore 🤭
Pupdate: gratitude is very much lost on this one, who decided to completely unravel my yarn ball and is now refusing to release the string
August 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Pupdate: gratitude is very much lost on this one, who decided to completely unravel my yarn ball and is now refusing to release the string
sometimes I really think about the fact that 2020 hit and I could’ve been naked on the internet and made so much money but instead I chose to work in a field where I am always working with ungrateful idiots and I get paid like ass 🥲
August 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
sometimes I really think about the fact that 2020 hit and I could’ve been naked on the internet and made so much money but instead I chose to work in a field where I am always working with ungrateful idiots and I get paid like ass 🥲
Fatherhood has continuously left me in disarray 🫠
July 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Fatherhood has continuously left me in disarray 🫠