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Guinness World Records holder for most frontal lobotomies (received).

📍 Utrecht, NL
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lol I’ll take it 👶🏼
Spotify Wrapped screen stating my “listening age” is 19, “since you listen to mostly new music.”
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Pretty cool to see your own usage stats, but it’s truly frightening to know there are people out there who are way more “online” than me… their brains must be permanently fried by the scorching hot takes they’re subjected to each day. 😵‍💫
Graph labeled “Grass Touching” which indicates I was more offline than online compared to the average Bluesky user, as well as a “Night Owl” with 1 post/day. Chart labeled “Activity Patterns” which highlights the following stats: - Active streak: 29 days - Longest break: 3 days - Most active time: 10pm - Most active day: Wednesday - Most active month: July - Days active: 268/365
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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The UK equivalent of this.
A pickup truck in Texas with an insane amount of right-wing/“patriot”/MAGA bumper stickers.
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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BALTHVS at Bitterzoet 🎸

This was my second time seeing @balthvsmusic.bsky.social and I’d see them again in a heartbeat. They’re an incredible band that I think you have to see live to truly appreciate.
BALTHVS on stage bathed in red light. BALTHVS on stage lit by cross-crossing yellow-green spotlights.
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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That’s where I got my bee pin!
A metal pin in the shape of a bee with a sparkly gold body and sparkly silver wings.
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Says it’s still good tho
Closeup of the bag of delicious beef jerky which clearly states that it’s best by 02-03-27.
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Scenes from Köln (cont’d) 🖕🏼

#travel #photography #fuckafd
“FCK AFD” written in white paint on a parking payment kiosk. “FCK NZS” sticker on a wall with various other stickers around it. “FUCK AFD” tag written in black marker on a white sticker that’s affixed to another parking payment kiosk. “FUCK AFD!” tag in red marker on a metal sign advertising for NetCologne telecommunications.
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Scenes from Köln (cont’d) 🐾🩰

#travel #photography
A black dog with a red collar looks over his shoulder amid a patch of wild grass. A man sweeping the top deck of a cruise ship silhouetted against a tall reflective skyscraper in the background. Pinkish-gold ballet pointe shoes dangling in the front window of a dance studio. A couple and their dog walking along the harbor, silhouetted against the turbulent water of the Rhein.
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Scenes from Köln (cont’d) 🐦

#travel #photography
Silhouette of a bird flying over the gothic spires of the Kölner Dom. Silhouette of a bird flying over the gothic spires of the Kölner Dom with pink and blue clouds in the background. Birds sitting on a line of rope that is mooring a small ship to the harbor. Birds perched atop various posts and structures of a steel ship dock in the harbor.
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Scenes from Köln 🎄🍷

#travel #photography
Gothic cathedral spires silhouetted against a cold grey sky. A four-piece band on stage surrounded by a canopy of warm yellow string lights and huge Christmas trees on either side of the stage. Das Glockenspiel des Ratsturms, a high tower with ornate windows and spirals, lit up from below and surrounded by the city lights at night. Kölner Dom, a massive gothic cathedral, lit up from below at night as people with umbrellas gather around its base.
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Bilbo Baggins saying “After all, why not? Why not one more YouTube video?”
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Animatronic Walt Disney in all its unholy glory.
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Mr. Collins at the dinner table saying “It’s many years since I’ve had such an exemplary podcast.”
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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I dunno why Stranger Things is at the top lol 🤷🏽‍♂️
Mobile screenshot of my Netflix queue
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Frankie Cosmos at Bitterzoet 🌌
Greta on bass and singing into a microphone, lit by blue spotlights on all sides. Katie on keys and singing into a microphone, backlit by a purple spotlight.
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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YELLE at Ancienne Belgique 💃
YELLE in a hooded cloak holding a microphone, silhouetted against a dark backdrop with white dots and three intersecting spotlights. YELLE striking a pose on a steel trestle platform, illuminated from behind by bright white footlights. YELLE mid-strut and singing into a microphone against a bright greenish-yellow background. YELLE singing into a microphone backlit by an orange spotlight.
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Edging forward - This phrase describes inch-by-inch progress and was first used in the 17th century, typically in nautical contexts and referring to slow advance by means of repeated small tacking movements.
November 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Men only want one thing and it’s Gabriel Byrne’s overcoat in MILLER’S CROSSING.
Gabriel Byrne looking cool as fuck in a wool overcoat with his arm casually hanging off the back of a chair. Gabriel Byrne looking cool as fuck in a wool overcoat and felted wool hat as he walks through the woods.
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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It depends on the size of the dishwasher. These drawer-style dishwashers integrate into smaller spaces and hold up to 6 place settings:

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Overhead view of a dishwasher full of dishes.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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I hope your Bluesky results come back negative. Wouldn’t wish that on anyone!
A row of symbols and characters, including an icon of a butterfly that looks like the Bluesky logo.
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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NOS is also keeping a running tally of the seats gained/lost so far.

app.nos.nl/nieuws/tk2025/
A bar chart showing seats gained and lost since the previous election in 2023, with D66 gaining 17 seats and PVV losing 11 seats.
October 30, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Discover feed serendipity:
OP’s post immediately followed by a post from the WebDesignMuseum celebrating the 34th anniversary of HTML tags.
October 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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According to this, 22% of their voters moved to D66:

app.nos.nl/nieuws/tk2025/
A data visualization showing how GL-PvdA voters from 2023 voted in today’s election, with 60% staying with the party, 22% voting for D66, 6% not voting, and the remaining votes split among several other parties.
October 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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The hip, cool HBO show:
Poster art for the show “Arli$$”
October 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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This is a good look for you, but I think you need this t-shirt I owned in the 90s to complete the fit.
White t-shirt with a sneaky Bart Simpson saying “I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can’t prove anything!”
October 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM