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bob ferguson’s bathrobe
@andreslucero.com
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Guinness World Records holder for most frontal lobotomies (received).

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lol I’ll take it 👶🏼
Spotify Wrapped screen stating my “listening age” is 19, “since you listen to mostly new music.”
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Pretty cool to see your own usage stats, but it’s truly frightening to know there are people out there who are way more “online” than me… their brains must be permanently fried by the scorching hot takes they’re subjected to each day. 😵‍💫
Graph labeled “Grass Touching” which indicates I was more offline than online compared to the average Bluesky user, as well as a “Night Owl” with 1 post/day. Chart labeled “Activity Patterns” which highlights the following stats: - Active streak: 29 days - Longest break: 3 days - Most active time: 10pm - Most active day: Wednesday - Most active month: July - Days active: 268/365
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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BALTHVS at Bitterzoet 🎸

This was my second time seeing @balthvsmusic.bsky.social and I’d see them again in a heartbeat. They’re an incredible band that I think you have to see live to truly appreciate.
BALTHVS on stage bathed in red light. BALTHVS on stage lit by cross-crossing yellow-green spotlights.
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
andreslucero.com
Scenes from Köln (cont’d) 🖕🏼

#travel #photography #fuckafd
“FCK AFD” written in white paint on a parking payment kiosk. “FCK NZS” sticker on a wall with various other stickers around it. “FUCK AFD” tag written in black marker on a white sticker that’s affixed to another parking payment kiosk. “FUCK AFD!” tag in red marker on a metal sign advertising for NetCologne telecommunications.
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
would i date her? would i ‘date’ her? no sir. i would show shania twain the world. i would melt away her reservations with warm and patient aplomb. i would gaze into shania twain’s eyes and offer her my beating heart
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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griph.bsky.social
in Rififi there’s this beautiful shot of bustling 50s Montmartre at night and the woman next to me audibly gasped when they cut to it and that’s moviemaking baby!!
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Scenes from Köln (cont’d) 🐾🩰

#travel #photography
A black dog with a red collar looks over his shoulder amid a patch of wild grass. A man sweeping the top deck of a cruise ship silhouetted against a tall reflective skyscraper in the background. Pinkish-gold ballet pointe shoes dangling in the front window of a dance studio. A couple and their dog walking along the harbor, silhouetted against the turbulent water of the Rhein.
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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robdelaney.bsky.social
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
Bong Joon Ho took a characteristically radical approach when questioned on his thoughts around the rise of Al technology at the jury press conference of the Marrakech Film Festival on Saturday. The Korean director, who is president of the jury, gave two responses, one measured, the other deeply personal. "My official answer is, Al is good because it's the very beginning of the human race finally seriously thinking about what only humans can do. But my personal answer is, I'm going to organize a military squad, and their mission is to destroy AI," he said.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Scenes from Köln (cont’d) 🐦

#travel #photography
Silhouette of a bird flying over the gothic spires of the Kölner Dom. Silhouette of a bird flying over the gothic spires of the Kölner Dom with pink and blue clouds in the background. Birds sitting on a line of rope that is mooring a small ship to the harbor. Birds perched atop various posts and structures of a steel ship dock in the harbor.
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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celechii.itch.io
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far

i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
comparison between apple's finder icon and mine. apple's is the split blue and white smiley face, mine is two blue and white anime girls making out comparison between discord's icon and mine. mine is like a screaming cat on a blue/purple slimy background comparison between celsys's clip studio paint icon and mine. mine is similar but rotated with some comic styling and pink and blue highlights comparison between mozilla's firefox icon and mine. mine is similar but looks closer to the old firefox icon and brings back the little arm and gives the fox a cute little smiley face
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Scenes from Köln 🎄🍷

#travel #photography
Gothic cathedral spires silhouetted against a cold grey sky. A four-piece band on stage surrounded by a canopy of warm yellow string lights and huge Christmas trees on either side of the stage. Das Glockenspiel des Ratsturms, a high tower with ornate windows and spirals, lit up from below and surrounded by the city lights at night. Kölner Dom, a massive gothic cathedral, lit up from below at night as people with umbrellas gather around its base.
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
someday a real Black Friday will come and wash all the scum off the streets
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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ronmac11.bsky.social
A serene scene along the river.
#landscape
#photography
Winter trees along a river bank reflecting in the water, the setting sun colouring everywhere pink.
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
andreslucero.com
Me and who?
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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kellyjeanrebar.bsky.social
Cottage overlooking the ocean, Nova Scotia. #blackandwhite #windows #doors
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Frankie Cosmos at Bitterzoet 🌌
Greta on bass and singing into a microphone, lit by blue spotlights on all sides. Katie on keys and singing into a microphone, backlit by a purple spotlight.
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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mikebarthelauthor.com
Fish have committed credit card fraud
Credit card fraud Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, Pokémon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12) "Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are" - caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12) The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to "ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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YELLE at Ancienne Belgique 💃
YELLE in a hooded cloak holding a microphone, silhouetted against a dark backdrop with white dots and three intersecting spotlights. YELLE striking a pose on a steel trestle platform, illuminated from behind by bright white footlights. YELLE mid-strut and singing into a microphone against a bright greenish-yellow background. YELLE singing into a microphone backlit by an orange spotlight.
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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stevenbailey.bsky.social
When I arrive at the party
A photo of a sign, white text on red background: JESUS... WHO IS HE? WHY DID HE COME?
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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sorenspicknall.bsky.social
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
A map showing a town called Deer Park next to a town called Kildeer
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
andreslucero.com
As the world’s foremost @austratalks.bsky.social stan, I feel confident in saying “Chin Up Buttercup” has some of the best songs Katie has ever written.

Case in point:
Austra - Look Me In The Eye (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Austra
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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jenneke1961.bsky.social
'Verloren im Dunst' #FotoVorschlag
Windmill on the right across a calm body of water, with two Coots swimming, slowly disappearing in the fog.
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Men only want one thing and it’s Gabriel Byrne’s overcoat in MILLER’S CROSSING.
Gabriel Byrne looking cool as fuck in a wool overcoat with his arm casually hanging off the back of a chair. Gabriel Byrne looking cool as fuck in a wool overcoat and felted wool hat as he walks through the woods.
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Kinda the whole point of a show like Succession (and the two decades of prestige TV that came before it).
tm71.bsky.social TM @tm71.bsky.social · 19d
My question is how anyone can sit through those shows? Between Succession and Downton Abbey, I was physically sickened. I didn’t give a fuck about their problems because they were almost all awful people. What happened to having a character to root for?
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM