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The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights
![[Cartoon strip pastiche of the Highway Code, with illustrations describing the text]
[Title panel]:
The Highway Code
Rule number 112b:
LED headlights
In recent years, many
new cars have been fitted with extra-bright LED headlights.
LED headlights increase safety by illuminating every detail of the road ahead
Including the face of the person driving a metal box towards you at a combined speed of 80mph
Whom you have just blinded with your LED headlights.
LED headlights must be fitted at eye-level on a great big murderous wall of car.
[Show a car crumpling into the front of a high-fronted SUV, bathed in light from the blinding headlamps]
They must be permanently on full beam, because you are insane.
And they should be bright enough to make other drivers think they are ascending into a blinding vortex of alien light
Like them old people in the classic Ron Howard film, Cocoon (1985).
[Show illustration of the final scene where the older people on the boat are being yoinked up into the blindingly-illuminated cloaca of the big spaceship]
So remember: you must use LED headlights
To prevent everyone from not crashing into you.
[Image shows this happening]
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January 12, 2026 at 11:52 AM
The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights
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There are many reasons to help people. One that I think gets overlooked sometimes is: helping others often helps you. So if you feel like shit, don’t flagellate yourself in the dark. Leave your head a little. Extend some kindness. You can’t do everything, but you can do some things.
January 25, 2026 at 9:42 PM
There are many reasons to help people. One that I think gets overlooked sometimes is: helping others often helps you. So if you feel like shit, don’t flagellate yourself in the dark. Leave your head a little. Extend some kindness. You can’t do everything, but you can do some things.
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Qamaqtuq ᖃᒪᖅᑐᖅ “To call dogs to oneself”
For the Gender Mutual exhibition @ SUM Gallery
For the Gender Mutual exhibition @ SUM Gallery
January 24, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Qamaqtuq ᖃᒪᖅᑐᖅ “To call dogs to oneself”
For the Gender Mutual exhibition @ SUM Gallery
For the Gender Mutual exhibition @ SUM Gallery
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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PCBWay and JLCPCB are the Uber Eats of protogens
Change my mind
Change my mind
January 19, 2026 at 11:44 AM
PCBWay and JLCPCB are the Uber Eats of protogens
Change my mind
Change my mind
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con prep when you have adhd literally every time:
January 14, 2026 at 5:59 AM
con prep when you have adhd literally every time:
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content-aware scaled black cats r so hysterical to me. get scrinkled idiot
January 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
content-aware scaled black cats r so hysterical to me. get scrinkled idiot
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January 6, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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the fog finally lifted and we can see the sun YAY here's the results of like 3 days of freezing fog
January 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
the fog finally lifted and we can see the sun YAY here's the results of like 3 days of freezing fog
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@rittzler.bsky.social (creator of Pseudoregalia), has had their Discord and email hacked and is linking to a virus in disguise. If you see anything linking to a game called "Furfall", DO NOT engage with it. It's not made by Rittz and isn't a real game (it's a Remote Access Trojan) DO NOT CLICK IT.
December 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
@rittzler.bsky.social (creator of Pseudoregalia), has had their Discord and email hacked and is linking to a virus in disguise. If you see anything linking to a game called "Furfall", DO NOT engage with it. It's not made by Rittz and isn't a real game (it's a Remote Access Trojan) DO NOT CLICK IT.
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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I yearn for cuddles every single day.
December 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I yearn for cuddles every single day.
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he's almost done!!!! 😭😭😭😭
December 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
he's almost done!!!! 😭😭😭😭
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December 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
👇👇👇
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🐶💋🐱
gimme a kiss if u agree :03
gimme a kiss if u agree :03
August 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
🐶💋🐱
gimme a kiss if u agree :03
gimme a kiss if u agree :03
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(I Need Help)
A couple days ago, I fled home.
I have been dealing with a very difficult living situation due to my parents being emotionally abusive.
This Sunday was a breaking point for me and I couldn’t take it anymore. On Monday, I discretely packed my bags, computer, and left.
A couple days ago, I fled home.
I have been dealing with a very difficult living situation due to my parents being emotionally abusive.
This Sunday was a breaking point for me and I couldn’t take it anymore. On Monday, I discretely packed my bags, computer, and left.
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
(I Need Help)
A couple days ago, I fled home.
I have been dealing with a very difficult living situation due to my parents being emotionally abusive.
This Sunday was a breaking point for me and I couldn’t take it anymore. On Monday, I discretely packed my bags, computer, and left.
A couple days ago, I fled home.
I have been dealing with a very difficult living situation due to my parents being emotionally abusive.
This Sunday was a breaking point for me and I couldn’t take it anymore. On Monday, I discretely packed my bags, computer, and left.
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we keep getting jumpscared by skunks on our night walks.
October 13, 2025 at 10:05 AM
we keep getting jumpscared by skunks on our night walks.
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