Andrew Bloom
@andrewbloom.bsky.social
Freelance Culture Writer with bylines at Slashfilm, Consequence, and The Spool.
Head full of Simpsons quotes & Mountain Goats lyrics.
Email: theandrewblog [at] gmail [dot] com
Head full of Simpsons quotes & Mountain Goats lyrics.
Email: theandrewblog [at] gmail [dot] com
Live footage from the Florida Tourism Board:
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Live footage from the Florida Tourism Board:
Gonna tell my kids this was Mulder and Scully.
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Gonna tell my kids this was Mulder and Scully.
Don't mind me, just figuring out how I can move into the knockoff version of Whoville from the Roku screensaver.
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Don't mind me, just figuring out how I can move into the knockoff version of Whoville from the Roku screensaver.
I finished Tiny Toons! The last episode is an homage to It's a Wonderful Life, and I love the fact that only is Buster's guardian angel a pastiche of Jimmy Stewart, but in another nice nod, the angel turns out to be a six foot tall white rabbit named Harvey!
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I finished Tiny Toons! The last episode is an homage to It's a Wonderful Life, and I love the fact that only is Buster's guardian angel a pastiche of Jimmy Stewart, but in another nice nod, the angel turns out to be a six foot tall white rabbit named Harvey!
Time to fill in my biggest sci-fi blind spot. I am officially starting Doctor Who! This is my next big watch project, and I assume it'll only take me like thirty years or so to catch up.
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Time to fill in my biggest sci-fi blind spot. I am officially starting Doctor Who! This is my next big watch project, and I assume it'll only take me like thirty years or so to catch up.
This is the closest thing to a Tiny Toons Thanskgiving special.
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This is the closest thing to a Tiny Toons Thanskgiving special.
Kudos to Dan Castellaneta, who voiced not one, but two parodies of Jimmy Stewart's character in Rear Window: one for The Simpsons and one for Tiny Toon Adventures. These episodes aired less than two years apart from one another!
October 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Kudos to Dan Castellaneta, who voiced not one, but two parodies of Jimmy Stewart's character in Rear Window: one for The Simpsons and one for Tiny Toon Adventures. These episodes aired less than two years apart from one another!
I've done it! I've finally done it! I've created a meme scientifically designed to ensure that no single generation will get the entire joke!
October 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I've done it! I've finally done it! I've created a meme scientifically designed to ensure that no single generation will get the entire joke!
I wish I could bottle this expression of pure joy from Michael B. Jordan in Sinners
October 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I wish I could bottle this expression of pure joy from Michael B. Jordan in Sinners
The Simpsons has you covered!
October 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The Simpsons has you covered!
Final rankings for Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse:
1. Chasing Amy
2. Dogma
3. Clerks
4. Clerks II
5. Clerks: The Animated Series
6. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
7. Clerks III
8. Mallrats
9. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
10. Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie
1-5 = good
6-10 = mixed/bad
1. Chasing Amy
2. Dogma
3. Clerks
4. Clerks II
5. Clerks: The Animated Series
6. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
7. Clerks III
8. Mallrats
9. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
10. Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie
1-5 = good
6-10 = mixed/bad
October 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Final rankings for Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse:
1. Chasing Amy
2. Dogma
3. Clerks
4. Clerks II
5. Clerks: The Animated Series
6. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
7. Clerks III
8. Mallrats
9. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
10. Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie
1-5 = good
6-10 = mixed/bad
1. Chasing Amy
2. Dogma
3. Clerks
4. Clerks II
5. Clerks: The Animated Series
6. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
7. Clerks III
8. Mallrats
9. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
10. Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie
1-5 = good
6-10 = mixed/bad
What better way is there to celebrate Latino Heritage Month than with a Jack Skellington mug?
September 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
What better way is there to celebrate Latino Heritage Month than with a Jack Skellington mug?
TV Serendipity Is: accidentally watching wild west pastiches from both Tiny Toon Adventures and Rick and Morty in the same day. #TVSerendipity
September 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
TV Serendipity Is: accidentally watching wild west pastiches from both Tiny Toon Adventures and Rick and Morty in the same day. #TVSerendipity
I watched these both a couple years ago. They don't always hold up (Droids especially), but it blows my mind that Paul Dini, of Batman: The Animated Series fame, ran the Ewoks cartoon. If you squint, you can see his little signatures as a writer in that show.
September 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I watched these both a couple years ago. They don't always hold up (Droids especially), but it blows my mind that Paul Dini, of Batman: The Animated Series fame, ran the Ewoks cartoon. If you squint, you can see his little signatures as a writer in that show.
NBC's graphic for Derrick Henry scoring a touchdown has a little raven flapping its wings and carrying a football helmet in its talons. This is the kind of silly nonsense the #NFL needs more of, I say!
September 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
NBC's graphic for Derrick Henry scoring a touchdown has a little raven flapping its wings and carrying a football helmet in its talons. This is the kind of silly nonsense the #NFL needs more of, I say!
The Gorn Identity
September 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The Gorn Identity
Surely I'm not the first person to think of this, but the idea tickled my funny bone and had to be done.
September 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Surely I'm not the first person to think of this, but the idea tickled my funny bone and had to be done.
Wait! I have something for this!
September 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Wait! I have something for this!
Me: Time to take my mind off the world's troubles with some old cartoons.
Tiny Toons: Here's a 1991 episode about Climate Change where Babs and Buster square off against an evil polluting billionaire named "Ronald Grump" who heartlessly blights the land while declaring "Your morality is a bore."
Tiny Toons: Here's a 1991 episode about Climate Change where Babs and Buster square off against an evil polluting billionaire named "Ronald Grump" who heartlessly blights the land while declaring "Your morality is a bore."
August 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Me: Time to take my mind off the world's troubles with some old cartoons.
Tiny Toons: Here's a 1991 episode about Climate Change where Babs and Buster square off against an evil polluting billionaire named "Ronald Grump" who heartlessly blights the land while declaring "Your morality is a bore."
Tiny Toons: Here's a 1991 episode about Climate Change where Babs and Buster square off against an evil polluting billionaire named "Ronald Grump" who heartlessly blights the land while declaring "Your morality is a bore."
Ultimately, I explained it as "Imagine that Taylor Swift announced she had left Travis Kelce and was engaged to Matty Healy instead," and she got it instantly.
August 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Ultimately, I explained it as "Imagine that Taylor Swift announced she had left Travis Kelce and was engaged to Matty Healy instead," and she got it instantly.