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Andrew
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🔥🚽🔥An illustrated publication that takes an appreciative look at cinema where a toilet is used for something other than going to the bathroom! Packed full of trivia, observations, ruminations, and maybe a stray peanut or two
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Charles the cat looks out the window at the Christmas tree on the back porch that was put outside so that Charles the cat couldn’t swat the ornaments off
A gray cat is laying on an ottoman and looking out the window. The subtlest hint of pine needles is visible to the extreme left of frame, where the cat is looking. It’s a Christmas tree that has been outing the back porch so as to prevent said cat from ransacking the ornaments
January 22, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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It’s it
January 21, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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Good thing it’s resealable, if I were to open that bag without that option I’d be eating them until my mouth shrank like a Looney Toon who ate alum
Top half is an image of Sylvester the Cat about to eat Tweety Bird but before he can an arm reaches over with a box of Alum and pours the contents into Sylvester’s mouth. Bottom half is a close up of Sylvester after the Alum and his mouth has gone full butthole. Just puckered right up. Too small to fit a Tweety Bird in
January 21, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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Now that’s what I call…
An image of Sensei with text of his iconic line next to him “a few small beers”. Really though, that movie was a lame stinker that really only shined when Benny was on the screen Ok so Ninkasi apparently makes some Mormon-ass beer now. This IPA is only 2.75 abv. I would have bought it but a six pack was $13! The fuck is that?! $13 for a six pack? No. If it was $9.99 though I would
January 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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Yeah it’s this one right here:
A blue nitrile covered hand is holding a hotdog bun, within this bun someone has carved a hotdog into five links of a chain. The text over which reads “I’m putting condiments you’ve never heard of on hot dogs you’d never understand”
January 7, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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Just spotted this in the wild:
Uhhhhh. So. It’s uh, … so there used to be this cartoon show called G.I.Joe, and this image depicts 5 members of the Joe roster, and Nicolas Maduro in handcuffs giving a double thumbs up, like, maybe the Joes went and busted Maduro out of prison maybe? I dunno…
January 7, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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I don’t know if this guy got the memo
Some dipshit goober in the background of the makeshit shituation room action shot of a bunch of fukwit dipshits squinting at a bunch of tweets telling them how big their fans think their dicks are
January 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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sir, a second down has struck the already unapologetically progressive inauguration
January 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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It’s a Christmas fucking miracle

Go bless your Tiny Tim or what havyu, innit
I got 2 bells
December 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I’m a Dutch Bro hater, through and through, and I’m sure that’s what’s fueling this, but;

The blades of that windmill look awfully sus
An. Image of one of the 2025 stickers offered by the”coffee” company Dutch Bros. It’s a white background with a classic tattoo flash style drawing of a windmill in a “peppermint” motif. The blade of the windmill are simple lightning bolt shapes. Lightning bolts cane be harmless, but, 2 simplified bolts together are a means by which white nationalist wanna be nazi, peckerwood dipshits identify each other. And since I’m a Dutch Bros hater, I’m gonna say that their designer snuck a wink at nazis with this sticker.
December 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Comic in which a genie says there’s 3 rules and it’s: no wishing for death, no falling in love, and can’t bring back dead people. And the guy getting the wish he says “I want Reese’s cups to moan when I take their little panties off” and the coward of a genie says “ok now there’s four rules” What a prude
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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me, to the people evangelizing "AI" especially in terms of "you can make a movie in a day with any actor in any situation" yadda yadda yadda
Rust Cohle giving advice to a murderer
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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One time I had an idea for an app called "Shitstagram".
It was Instagram but just for posting shits.
I was told it was the dumbest idea ever.
Now we have generative AI and it's basically the same idea.
Screen cap of an idiot bragging about how AI is amazing and powerful. As an example they show how one actor's face can be swapped with another's and you seamlessly get a great performance. Only, you don't. It looks like shit. It looks like absolute shit, This dumb fucking idiot "put" Brad Pitt's face over Gary Oldman in the movie Leon and is saying it looks great, but it doesn't. It looks like shit. The AI Brad Pitt isn't expressive the same way as Oldman is, the Pitt eyes are dead, and exaggerated, slightly larger than they should be. There's no intensity, and the scene from Leon is a remarkably memorable one. Oldman's character of a corrupt cop is packed full of evil, his demons are bursting from his seams and he's attempting to keep them in to maintain the facade of being a "good" cop. The AI performance has none of that, it's just someone posting a picture of a shit they took.
December 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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I guess the word "primetime" is still relevant to people who would actually watch this?
Oh, are they going to interrupt tonight's episode of the 4th Big Bang Theory spinoff??
"Primetime" is so meaningless that it has a red squiggle line under it, it's not even a WORRRDDDuh!
Screencap of a headline tile from an aggregator website that has a picture of Trump with the headline "Trump to deliver primetime address to the nation on Wednesday"
December 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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As I was saying, email was a bad idea
Screen cap of an email from my medical provider asking if I’ve tried GLP-1 medications. Bitch, you have my records! You think I’m out here trying this stuff casually? Paying street prices for it?? An email from the same day but it’s telling me to treat myself to a Quiznos… does Quiznos even exist anymore!?!?!?
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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oh, now they added a guard to the Finger FuckerUpper, but they removed the logo? That's a nogo from me, dog.
How do I know its good if it doesn't have brand recognition?
AI slop ass piece of shit pic of a fake hand-held circular saw that unlike the previous fake ass piece of shit photos of tools that don't exist and shouldn't exist, this one has a guard over the blade. The guard of course doesn't make sense. THe top part appears to retract, exposing the blade over the guide, and then the bottom guard exactly matches the teeth of the blade, also the teeth are backwards,
December 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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“It’s, the names of some of them… self satisfied attempts at being clever, by, shoehorning the word aka into some other word, or, pop culture reffference…” (it me, I’m agent smithing)
Scene from the matrix in which agent smith is interrogating Morpheus, he has that moment “I, hate it, here, therrrres something about it I can’t stand, it’s, the smell, if such a thing even exists…”
December 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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hey do you have all your holiday shopping done? No?
Well be sure to check out fred meyer tomorrow for great deals on ...
Nintendos and meat balls
festive holiday ad saying that on december 12th theres a sale featuring Sausage or Meatballs, oh, and home elctronics. the image is of a nintendo switch 2 and a plate of fucking meatballs
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Can’t tell if it’s the top two or just the first two, but here’s 2 comments about a brewery closing
Absolute fucking loser comments from bored fucking losers just regurgitating their team’s slogans.
Screen cap of Instagram post about a brewery closing, the first one with 38 likes and 22 replies is: “sounds like a republican business model” And the other comment with 43 likes and 13 replies is: “Liberals destroy everything they touch”. The brewery was in about $16M in debt from a number of poor practices, from not paying rent, not paying vendors, to not paying their taxes. They had been in business since 1988 and had multiple locations
December 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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That “rich” Nick guy and Jesse Watters both have Sal Crow Lizard Man face
Nick O’Neil, and alleged crypto millionaire is often exposed for posting pictures about how good his life is when the “girlfriend” in the pic says she’s a model and was paid to pose next to him. He has a face that is hard to explain, like an undue arrogance and smugness but the true matter of their person shines through the face. Just sad and hollow I’m on the inside Jesse Watters, a Fox News personality doesn’t actually have any personality. He’s smug and condescending because he’s partnered with the hollow powers that rule our society. He’s vain, he’s vapid, and again he has an odd face that it’s hard to pinpoint exactly what it is that is so unnerving about it. It’s the amount of outward performance put on in order to cover how little goes on inside From the Jeff Smith comic book RASL is Salvador “Sal” Crow, the lizard faced man. His face is oddly long or extended, resembling a lizard in a way Sal Crow of the Jeff Smith comic RASL with his exaggerated face, pointing guns at the reader
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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wow, Tim Dillon records his podcast while walking on stairs? good for him
screen cap of 2 headlines where the thumbnails for each humorously align so it appears as though Tim dillon in the top thumbnail is walking up the stairs while recording his podcast because the image below his is of a person walking up stairs. From what I understand Tim dillon is something of a dipshit
December 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Did you see those TMNT/Universal Monsters from NECA? The Shredder/Dracula seemed, interesting, kinda weird. Has a neat sculpt/accessories n stuff
A photo of the recent “mashup” action figure from the neca company that is Bella Lugosi as Dracula as Shredder from TMNT
December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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they've run out of ideas
screen cap of an email fro the company Venmo in which they say "Did someone say FREE TACO? Oh yeah--we did. Pay with Venmo in the Taco Bell app and get one free Cantina Chicken Soft Taco on a future order through 12/31/25, limit one." That's the enticement? one free taco? how much can one taco cost, $10?
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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They’ve run out of ideas
Close up of a white, 12 fluid ounce beverage can (354ml). Text near the bottom of the can indicates that it is iced coffee, decaf, black. Oh, also it’s mold-free Yep, now serving mold-free coffe, no mold over here, just the purest, most bestest coffee you ever had? How is that possible? Well, see, this here coffee? It’s MOLD-FREE. You know what that means? It means all the coffee you had prior to this had mold in it
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Is there Godzilla anniversary going on? First here was that Misfits/Godzilla merch set, now there’s Attack Peter PBR packaging?
This an early Christmas present for you, nerds?
Stacked cases of PBR with Godzilla artwork on the side of the box
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM