Andrew
@andrewbub.bsky.social
Big Cheese of Hot Commode-ity
🔥🚽🔥An illustrated publication that takes an appreciative look at cinema where a toilet is used for something other than going to the bathroom! Packed full of trivia, observations, ruminations, and maybe a stray peanut or two
🔥🚽🔥An illustrated publication that takes an appreciative look at cinema where a toilet is used for something other than going to the bathroom! Packed full of trivia, observations, ruminations, and maybe a stray peanut or two
Probably shouldn’t have chugged that miso soup
Probably should have just sipped and savored it or something
Ah well
Probably should have just sipped and savored it or something
Ah well
January 18, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Probably shouldn’t have chugged that miso soup
Probably should have just sipped and savored it or something
Ah well
Probably should have just sipped and savored it or something
Ah well
You hear about this guy, Balzac? Drank so much coffee he died
That dude must have been NUTS!
That dude must have been NUTS!
January 16, 2026 at 7:44 PM
You hear about this guy, Balzac? Drank so much coffee he died
That dude must have been NUTS!
That dude must have been NUTS!
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Big one in Brooklyn tonight! 8pm at Littlefield, featuring some of my fav comics @brittany-goblin.bsky.social, Brittany Cardwell & Michael Longfellow.
🎟️ Still time to get your tix! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
🎟️ Still time to get your tix! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
January 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Big one in Brooklyn tonight! 8pm at Littlefield, featuring some of my fav comics @brittany-goblin.bsky.social, Brittany Cardwell & Michael Longfellow.
🎟️ Still time to get your tix! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
🎟️ Still time to get your tix! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
How come Running Man (2025) was better than One Battle After Another? That’s not right, is it?
January 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM
How come Running Man (2025) was better than One Battle After Another? That’s not right, is it?
R Crumb’s “Shits the Shat”
January 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM
R Crumb’s “Shits the Shat”
Gotta remember not to comment on coworkers here, but this guy is such an absolute wet paper bag full of dried up white dog turds from the early 1980’s
January 14, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Gotta remember not to comment on coworkers here, but this guy is such an absolute wet paper bag full of dried up white dog turds from the early 1980’s
I apologize to One Battle After Another. I didn't realize it was a Musical or Comedy. I thought it was some super serious, deeply powerful, literary "film" with insights and commentary on the modern world. Now that I understand it's a sing song goof fest? That changes everything...
January 14, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I apologize to One Battle After Another. I didn't realize it was a Musical or Comedy. I thought it was some super serious, deeply powerful, literary "film" with insights and commentary on the modern world. Now that I understand it's a sing song goof fest? That changes everything...
Walked a route I hadn’t in a long time and the area had changed so much. The best Chinese restaurant we had was torn down after the owner died and in its place was a massive, and I mean absurdly massive, huge, dentist’s office. A dentist’s office doesn’t need to be 4 story, does it?
January 11, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Walked a route I hadn’t in a long time and the area had changed so much. The best Chinese restaurant we had was torn down after the owner died and in its place was a massive, and I mean absurdly massive, huge, dentist’s office. A dentist’s office doesn’t need to be 4 story, does it?
When do you think the last time was that you heard the Hamm’s beer jingle? You had no idea at that time, as you sang along in your head, that it was the last time you’d experience a Hamm’s beer commercial being aired on tv, the last honest time you’d hear that jingle
From the land of sky blue waters
From the land of sky blue waters
January 11, 2026 at 6:58 AM
When do you think the last time was that you heard the Hamm’s beer jingle? You had no idea at that time, as you sang along in your head, that it was the last time you’d experience a Hamm’s beer commercial being aired on tv, the last honest time you’d hear that jingle
From the land of sky blue waters
From the land of sky blue waters
Last week I wanted to go for a long walk but since mark hamill wasn’t in the back of a jeep waiting for me to fail I figured it wasn’t worth it
Also I caught the bubble guts about 2/3 of a mile in and wasn’t sure I’d make it back to home base
Also I caught the bubble guts about 2/3 of a mile in and wasn’t sure I’d make it back to home base
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Last week I wanted to go for a long walk but since mark hamill wasn’t in the back of a jeep waiting for me to fail I figured it wasn’t worth it
Also I caught the bubble guts about 2/3 of a mile in and wasn’t sure I’d make it back to home base
Also I caught the bubble guts about 2/3 of a mile in and wasn’t sure I’d make it back to home base
Now that’s what I call…
January 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Now that’s what I call…
You guys ever have a dream?
I mean one of the sleep one’s, not the dead ones littering life. Had a real weird one last night
I mean one of the sleep one’s, not the dead ones littering life. Had a real weird one last night
January 9, 2026 at 7:42 AM
You guys ever have a dream?
I mean one of the sleep one’s, not the dead ones littering life. Had a real weird one last night
I mean one of the sleep one’s, not the dead ones littering life. Had a real weird one last night
So that Kyle Shitfilledhouse joked about going to MLPS yesterday after a woman was murdered, but what I’m wondering is; why doesn’t he just join ICE? They’ve widened the scope of who they’ll take and offer a sign-on bonus, and he hasn’t done anything else,
Why not sign up?
Why not sign up?
January 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
So that Kyle Shitfilledhouse joked about going to MLPS yesterday after a woman was murdered, but what I’m wondering is; why doesn’t he just join ICE? They’ve widened the scope of who they’ll take and offer a sign-on bonus, and he hasn’t done anything else,
Why not sign up?
Why not sign up?
Why don’t everything bagels have cinnamon and raisin in them, too?
January 8, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Why don’t everything bagels have cinnamon and raisin in them, too?
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So far no one has any memory of another word or phrase than “Swirly”. Gonna see if I can do some light hypnosis to remove the belief that there was an earlier term so I don’t have to be hectored by my own brain over this.
Anyway, what’s a different word for “swirlie” or “swirly” as in, to have one’s head dunked into a toilet?
Not “bogwash” or “dunnyflush” either. I feel like I was more used to a different word for this prior to “swirlie” making its way into pop culture via the Simpsons
Not “bogwash” or “dunnyflush” either. I feel like I was more used to a different word for this prior to “swirlie” making its way into pop culture via the Simpsons
October 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
So far no one has any memory of another word or phrase than “Swirly”. Gonna see if I can do some light hypnosis to remove the belief that there was an earlier term so I don’t have to be hectored by my own brain over this.
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The self-insert intro i drew for this same book, starring my cat and myself (with a special appearance by a sinister immortal posthuman being)
FINAL ORDER CUTOFF TODAY!
FINAL ORDER CUTOFF TODAY!
January 5, 2026 at 11:58 PM
The self-insert intro i drew for this same book, starring my cat and myself (with a special appearance by a sinister immortal posthuman being)
FINAL ORDER CUTOFF TODAY!
FINAL ORDER CUTOFF TODAY!
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Let 2026 be the year you draw your weird cringe sci-fi/fantasy webcomic, don't let that shit die with you having never left your head.
January 5, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Let 2026 be the year you draw your weird cringe sci-fi/fantasy webcomic, don't let that shit die with you having never left your head.
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The legacy of grok is that he was invented to be epic bacon lolz but instead he was woke and insulted Elon musk until he was forcibly reprogrammed into a nazi and now he manufactures child pornography
January 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
The legacy of grok is that he was invented to be epic bacon lolz but instead he was woke and insulted Elon musk until he was forcibly reprogrammed into a nazi and now he manufactures child pornography
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Put glasses on the toilet ghoulie and you got a damn near perfect match.
January 4, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Put glasses on the toilet ghoulie and you got a damn near perfect match.
There’s adults who want to convince you that after we give everything over to the a.i. tech guys those guys will in turn give us the bare minimum to live off of and that is a great deal,
A GREAT DEAL!
It’s a proud tradition held by all wealthy&powerful that once satiated will then give freely to us!
A GREAT DEAL!
It’s a proud tradition held by all wealthy&powerful that once satiated will then give freely to us!
a man talking on a cell phone with the words " life man " written below him
Alt: a man talking on a cell phone with the words " life, man… LIFE! " written below him and that man? It’s Leonardo de crappyhole! He’s playing stupid Bob the fuckup in that movie people think is good but it really wasn’t. One Battle After Another wasn’t as good as it’s being sold as, like so much, LIKE SO MUCH IN THIS WORLD!
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 4:53 AM
There’s adults who want to convince you that after we give everything over to the a.i. tech guys those guys will in turn give us the bare minimum to live off of and that is a great deal,
A GREAT DEAL!
It’s a proud tradition held by all wealthy&powerful that once satiated will then give freely to us!
A GREAT DEAL!
It’s a proud tradition held by all wealthy&powerful that once satiated will then give freely to us!
Is it weird that there is a guy who is sold to the entire planet as a singular genius but has never done anything very smart? He buys companies. With one his design inputs were: fart button and death trap doors, at another company it’s CSAM on demand.
Is it sunk cost fallacy?
The man is absoluteshit
Is it sunk cost fallacy?
The man is absoluteshit
January 2, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Is it weird that there is a guy who is sold to the entire planet as a singular genius but has never done anything very smart? He buys companies. With one his design inputs were: fart button and death trap doors, at another company it’s CSAM on demand.
Is it sunk cost fallacy?
The man is absoluteshit
Is it sunk cost fallacy?
The man is absoluteshit
Does JK Rowling have a definitive stance on her anti-trans beliefs? Like does she think it goes against god, or against science? I’m curious because the only reason the world knows of her is because she wrote a YA book series about wizards who shit on the floor before installing plumbing…
January 2, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Does JK Rowling have a definitive stance on her anti-trans beliefs? Like does she think it goes against god, or against science? I’m curious because the only reason the world knows of her is because she wrote a YA book series about wizards who shit on the floor before installing plumbing…
There should be a quest in Fortnite today where you smash Christmas decorations with your pickaxe. Cleanup
January 1, 2026 at 7:16 PM
There should be a quest in Fortnite today where you smash Christmas decorations with your pickaxe. Cleanup
(When I don’t like a show)
“One man and one man alone made this show and that one man is a shit and we all knew he was a shit and yet they were still allowed to make this shit show”
(When I like a show and it gets cut short)
“A countless community of people of all walks birthed this art unto us!”
“One man and one man alone made this show and that one man is a shit and we all knew he was a shit and yet they were still allowed to make this shit show”
(When I like a show and it gets cut short)
“A countless community of people of all walks birthed this art unto us!”
December 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
(When I don’t like a show)
“One man and one man alone made this show and that one man is a shit and we all knew he was a shit and yet they were still allowed to make this shit show”
(When I like a show and it gets cut short)
“A countless community of people of all walks birthed this art unto us!”
“One man and one man alone made this show and that one man is a shit and we all knew he was a shit and yet they were still allowed to make this shit show”
(When I like a show and it gets cut short)
“A countless community of people of all walks birthed this art unto us!”