Andrew Sanford
@andrewsanford.bsky.social
Writer/Director/Twin Dad
Chinese food place I went to opened the “stick with your wife” barrel.
December 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Chinese food place I went to opened the “stick with your wife” barrel.
A lot of people are mad that John Cena lost his final match and their reactions can be summed up thusly:
December 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
A lot of people are mad that John Cena lost his final match and their reactions can be summed up thusly:
My glasses broke so I have to wear my backups and I hate them. Please respect my family at this time.
December 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My glasses broke so I have to wear my backups and I hate them. Please respect my family at this time.
Trying to figure out what music my niece likes and she just keeps making me prouder and prouder.
December 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Trying to figure out what music my niece likes and she just keeps making me prouder and prouder.
Ted Sarandos seeing the release date:
December 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ted Sarandos seeing the release date:
Happy to report that Charles Entertainment Cheese still throws a pretty good B-Day party.
December 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Happy to report that Charles Entertainment Cheese still throws a pretty good B-Day party.
A Christmas tree that throws hard.
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
A Christmas tree that throws hard.
Attention artists and small business owners! One of my favorite places on Earth, The RAT in NYC is holding a silent auctions during their fundraising gala and we need donations! Hit me up!
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Attention artists and small business owners! One of my favorite places on Earth, The RAT in NYC is holding a silent auctions during their fundraising gala and we need donations! Hit me up!
GMs trying to act cool at the Winter Meetings now that Devin Williams is off the board:
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
GMs trying to act cool at the Winter Meetings now that Devin Williams is off the board:
Was browsing Cameo and remembered that years ago I got Angela from The Rehearsal to make a Hanukkah video for my friend.
She almost sent it late, changed her settings later to put Hanukkah lower on the list, and she mispronounced his name (it’s Mikael).
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She almost sent it late, changed her settings later to put Hanukkah lower on the list, and she mispronounced his name (it’s Mikael).
A++
December 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Was browsing Cameo and remembered that years ago I got Angela from The Rehearsal to make a Hanukkah video for my friend.
She almost sent it late, changed her settings later to put Hanukkah lower on the list, and she mispronounced his name (it’s Mikael).
A++
She almost sent it late, changed her settings later to put Hanukkah lower on the list, and she mispronounced his name (it’s Mikael).
A++
The Department of War just debuted a new slogan:
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The Department of War just debuted a new slogan:
Me to my green beans tonight:
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Me to my green beans tonight:
Dr. FeAr reviews the 1996 film The Nutty Professor about BBS (big beautiful scientist) Sherman Klump!
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Dr. FeAr reviews the 1996 film The Nutty Professor about BBS (big beautiful scientist) Sherman Klump!
Knew this was coming but doesn’t hurt any less. Thanks for the World Series. Thanks for the ball. Thank you, El Bombi.
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Knew this was coming but doesn’t hurt any less. Thanks for the World Series. Thanks for the ball. Thank you, El Bombi.
Dr. FeAr reviews the 1997 film Batman & Robin which is about two brilliant mad scientists who want to improve the planet and three billionaires who get in their way!
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Dr. FeAr reviews the 1997 film Batman & Robin which is about two brilliant mad scientists who want to improve the planet and three billionaires who get in their way!
Dr. FeAr reviews the 1989 film Honey, I Shrunk the Kids! An important movie about the health benefits of consuming ant meat.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Dr. FeAr reviews the 1989 film Honey, I Shrunk the Kids! An important movie about the health benefits of consuming ant meat.
Dr. FeAr is nothing if not a viral sensation!
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Dr. FeAr is nothing if not a viral sensation!
Dr. FeAr is back to discuss Back to the Future!
November 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Dr. FeAr is back to discuss Back to the Future!
*Michael makes a joke that gets laughs*
Friend: Michael, you are off the wall!
*Dont Stop Till You Get Enough plays as Michael smiles*
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Friend: Michael, you are off the wall!
*Dont Stop Till You Get Enough plays as Michael smiles*
Brought you by:
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
*Michael makes a joke that gets laughs*
Friend: Michael, you are off the wall!
*Dont Stop Till You Get Enough plays as Michael smiles*
Brought you by:
Friend: Michael, you are off the wall!
*Dont Stop Till You Get Enough plays as Michael smiles*
Brought you by:
I LOVE YOU NEW YORK CITY
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I LOVE YOU NEW YORK CITY
Enjoy a momentary distraction from election news today and join Dr. FeAr as he reviews the 1984 film Ghostbusters!
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Enjoy a momentary distraction from election news today and join Dr. FeAr as he reviews the 1984 film Ghostbusters!
