Andrew Sanford
@andrewsanford.bsky.social
Writer/Director/Twin Dad
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Andrew Sanford
@andrewsanford.bsky.social
· Nov 11
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One of my kids asked me to draw them an “alligator-scuba diver-Frankenstein monster” and I think I did okay!
Now he’s coloring it and his brother yelled “you’re coloring inside the lines” and gave him a hug.
Art brings people together!
Now he’s coloring it and his brother yelled “you’re coloring inside the lines” and gave him a hug.
Art brings people together!
December 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
One of my kids asked me to draw them an “alligator-scuba diver-Frankenstein monster” and I think I did okay!
Now he’s coloring it and his brother yelled “you’re coloring inside the lines” and gave him a hug.
Art brings people together!
Now he’s coloring it and his brother yelled “you’re coloring inside the lines” and gave him a hug.
Art brings people together!
“Trust me, you’re not a grifter, honey.” Lady, you are making it worse.
December 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
“Trust me, you’re not a grifter, honey.” Lady, you are making it worse.
Went on a nice lil Christmas Errands walk with my kids earlier. One of them heard some Trans Siberian Orchestra Christmas music and asked to hear more when we got home.
I have obliged and it sucks.
Just joyless noise.
I have obliged and it sucks.
Just joyless noise.
December 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Went on a nice lil Christmas Errands walk with my kids earlier. One of them heard some Trans Siberian Orchestra Christmas music and asked to hear more when we got home.
I have obliged and it sucks.
Just joyless noise.
I have obliged and it sucks.
Just joyless noise.
May we all get to be as happy as KD Lang interacting with the puppets in the Playhouse.
December 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
May we all get to be as happy as KD Lang interacting with the puppets in the Playhouse.
Rewatching Pee-Wee’s Christmas Special with my boys (second time this season) and while I’ve often been concerned about what kind of world they may be left with the more worrying issue is that they’re gonna name check Dinah Shore at school and get crickets from those uncultured yuppy larva.
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Rewatching Pee-Wee’s Christmas Special with my boys (second time this season) and while I’ve often been concerned about what kind of world they may be left with the more worrying issue is that they’re gonna name check Dinah Shore at school and get crickets from those uncultured yuppy larva.
Go. To. The. RAT.
Come out for an Open Mic Sunday, December 21st from 3-6pm!
Sign up to perform at the link in bio! Or simply stop by to enjoy the show!
FREE to attend + 1 item minimum. See you there!
Sign up to perform at the link in bio! Or simply stop by to enjoy the show!
FREE to attend + 1 item minimum. See you there!
December 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Go. To. The. RAT.
Hidden detail I’ve missed is that Paul came out to Real American, Hulk Hogan’s old theme.
Incredible stuff.
Incredible stuff.
December 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Hidden detail I’ve missed is that Paul came out to Real American, Hulk Hogan’s old theme.
Incredible stuff.
Incredible stuff.
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the precise moment where all the accumulated recklessness of your terrible decisions is suddenly clear to you. may many others have this moment
December 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
the precise moment where all the accumulated recklessness of your terrible decisions is suddenly clear to you. may many others have this moment
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It was such a joy to celebrate Hanukkah with Mandy, Kathryn and their son, Gideon. As Jewish New Yorkers across our city prepare to light candles and mark the seventh night today, I wish you and your families a Hanukkah full of light and love.
youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng
youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng
Happy Hanukkah
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
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December 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It was such a joy to celebrate Hanukkah with Mandy, Kathryn and their son, Gideon. As Jewish New Yorkers across our city prepare to light candles and mark the seventh night today, I wish you and your families a Hanukkah full of light and love.
youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng
youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng
Tired: beach that makes you old
Wired: beach that makes you [redacted]
Wired: beach that makes you [redacted]
December 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Tired: beach that makes you old
Wired: beach that makes you [redacted]
Wired: beach that makes you [redacted]
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Dear God…
Dear God…
December 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Dear God…
Dear God…
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this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
Really depressing to see the Rangers wanting to scale back so much after only having to pay an extra two hundred grand.
Ray Davis can eat shit.
Ray Davis can eat shit.
The final CBT payrolls with the Dodgers paying record taxes
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Really depressing to see the Rangers wanting to scale back so much after only having to pay an extra two hundred grand.
Ray Davis can eat shit.
Ray Davis can eat shit.
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Scoff if you want, but it is literally impossible to count the number of jobs I have personally lost to people of color, because I have made them all up in my head, and most of them I didn't even apply for
December 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Scoff if you want, but it is literally impossible to count the number of jobs I have personally lost to people of color, because I have made them all up in my head, and most of them I didn't even apply for
The budget for Avengers Doomsday must be big enough to influence at least three presidential elections.
December 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The budget for Avengers Doomsday must be big enough to influence at least three presidential elections.
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
Very excited for SCOTUS to be forced to say “actually, this special little guy deserved it.”
The name of the building is set by law. The board is likely to see legal pushback to any attempt to unilaterally rename it.
The Kennedy Center will become the Trump-Kennedy Center: Leavitt
Leavitt said the the board unanimously voted to rename the performing arts venue.
www.axios.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Very excited for SCOTUS to be forced to say “actually, this special little guy deserved it.”
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As of this morning 4,500 Starbucks workers are on strike. Don’t cross their picket line.
No Starbucks. NO Starbucks gift cards!
No Starbucks. NO Starbucks gift cards!
JUST IN: This morning, hundreds of baristas have joined our national ULP strike.
☕ The solidarity is strong: For every one barista on strike, dozens more allies have shown up in force to back our cause.
Our strike continues to grow in strength and power! #NoContractNoCoffee
☕ The solidarity is strong: For every one barista on strike, dozens more allies have shown up in force to back our cause.
Our strike continues to grow in strength and power! #NoContractNoCoffee
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
As of this morning 4,500 Starbucks workers are on strike. Don’t cross their picket line.
No Starbucks. NO Starbucks gift cards!
No Starbucks. NO Starbucks gift cards!
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To hit a baseball, traveling 100 MPH, you can’t stop to think about it. This skill, not thinking about things, doesn’t always translate to other facets of life
Yo what the hell is going on with LA athletes right now
December 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
To hit a baseball, traveling 100 MPH, you can’t stop to think about it. This skill, not thinking about things, doesn’t always translate to other facets of life
This rules.
Cy Young winner Tarik Skubal, who’s a free agent after the 2026 season, is a surprise entrant for the Team USA roster. Team USA easily will have their best pitching staff in their WBC history considering it already includes fellow Cy Young winner Paul Skenes.
December 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This rules.
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I'm sorry, Bari, did you say your new show is sponsored by BOFA?
CNN has a show with a similar line. That the problem with this country is we just aren’t talking to each other.
It’s the kind of diagnosis that a toddler would land on.
It’s the kind of diagnosis that a toddler would land on.
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I'm sorry, Bari, did you say your new show is sponsored by BOFA?
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Really exciting news
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Really exciting news
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Pour one out for Dan Bongino
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Pour one out for Dan Bongino