Dark Malark
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Dark Malark
@andsohere.bsky.social
· Nov 17
35, married mom of toddler twins, project manager in healthcare, avid consumer of memes and perpetual Millenial face. I’m seeing all the stars shining in the #blacksky ✨✨✨
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I teach bystander intervention for a living and have taught de-escalation to law enforcement.
Trust me when I say that bottle girls, gas station clerks, strippers, front desk employees at hotels and airports, baristas, etc. have better de-escalation skills than any cop I've ever seen.
Trust me when I say that bottle girls, gas station clerks, strippers, front desk employees at hotels and airports, baristas, etc. have better de-escalation skills than any cop I've ever seen.
January 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I teach bystander intervention for a living and have taught de-escalation to law enforcement.
Trust me when I say that bottle girls, gas station clerks, strippers, front desk employees at hotels and airports, baristas, etc. have better de-escalation skills than any cop I've ever seen.
Trust me when I say that bottle girls, gas station clerks, strippers, front desk employees at hotels and airports, baristas, etc. have better de-escalation skills than any cop I've ever seen.
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It is now confirmed from multiple sources that ICE shot a legal observer dead on Portland in Minneapolis between 34th and 33rd street. The victim is dead
January 7, 2026 at 4:28 PM
It is now confirmed from multiple sources that ICE shot a legal observer dead on Portland in Minneapolis between 34th and 33rd street. The victim is dead
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Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.
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While conservatives are debating work requirements, waste, abuse, and fraud for social safety net programs
The Pentagon has failed 8 consecutive audits
www.reuters.com/world/us/pen...
The Pentagon has failed 8 consecutive audits
www.reuters.com/world/us/pen...
January 5, 2026 at 2:49 PM
While conservatives are debating work requirements, waste, abuse, and fraud for social safety net programs
The Pentagon has failed 8 consecutive audits
www.reuters.com/world/us/pen...
The Pentagon has failed 8 consecutive audits
www.reuters.com/world/us/pen...
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Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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one of my recent preoccupations is the visceral hostility the MAGA right has for the histories and traditions of the United States. these are people who spit on the Declaration and salute third-rate European despots!
It's striking that progressives like Tim Walz and Zohran Mamdani evoke the middle American attitude that, "Yes, we can fix these social problems because we're Americans and it's the right thing to do!" While the "America first" right only emulates failed and failing nation-states elsewhere.
January 2, 2026 at 12:45 AM
one of my recent preoccupations is the visceral hostility the MAGA right has for the histories and traditions of the United States. these are people who spit on the Declaration and salute third-rate European despots!
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So in 2026, the USPS will no longer process mail as it comes in. It will process mail when they feel like it. So they can deliver a letter or a package a month later. The Convicted FElon is doing this to prevent mail-in voting without outlawing it. He doesn't want the Democrats to win the Midterms.
December 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
So in 2026, the USPS will no longer process mail as it comes in. It will process mail when they feel like it. So they can deliver a letter or a package a month later. The Convicted FElon is doing this to prevent mail-in voting without outlawing it. He doesn't want the Democrats to win the Midterms.
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As a reminder, "The Projects" in America are owned and operated by our government, so the poverty and decay is very much intentional because they were also created specifically for Black people. Well, specifically for Black VETERANS. LMAO. Respect the Troops! 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 🇺🇲
Especially with their government owning the majority of the land AND their government owning and operating non-slum public housing. But Singapore doesn't have any Black people really, so....
December 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
As a reminder, "The Projects" in America are owned and operated by our government, so the poverty and decay is very much intentional because they were also created specifically for Black people. Well, specifically for Black VETERANS. LMAO. Respect the Troops! 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 🇺🇲
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The Streisand effect remains undefeated
December 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The Streisand effect remains undefeated
Men are so BASIC. Why?!?!?
December 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Men are so BASIC. Why?!?!?
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FYI, if you're outside the US, you can come here and just collect $3,000
Kristi Noem makes an announcement on Fox & Friends: "We are saying that if you voluntarily want to go home now to your country, if you're in the US illegally, we'll give you $3,000 through the holidays to send you home. We'll buy you a ticket, give you $3,000 to go home."
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
FYI, if you're outside the US, you can come here and just collect $3,000
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Trump’s wants to take over DC’s public historic golf courses especially the one that sits on the Potomac River.
The courses which are public have were sent a notice saying they are in default, which they aren’t.
The grifting never stops.
#ProudBlue#Voices4Victory
#OneV1
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The courses which are public have were sent a notice saying they are in default, which they aren’t.
The grifting never stops.
#ProudBlue#Voices4Victory
#OneV1
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Trump’s attempted takeover of DC golf courses sets off controversy — The Hill
President Trump is eyeing a takeover of the Washington, D.C., public golf system, but local golf officials and elected leaders are vowing not to cede control of the city’s affordable courses.
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December 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Trump’s wants to take over DC’s public historic golf courses especially the one that sits on the Potomac River.
The courses which are public have were sent a notice saying they are in default, which they aren’t.
The grifting never stops.
#ProudBlue#Voices4Victory
#OneV1
apple.news/Ad0ro2m3tSuG...
The courses which are public have were sent a notice saying they are in default, which they aren’t.
The grifting never stops.
#ProudBlue#Voices4Victory
#OneV1
apple.news/Ad0ro2m3tSuG...
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The brave Epstein survivors need to understand that this is going to be a fight all the way.
Trump DOES NOT WANT THE FILES RELEASED. START NAMING NAMES
There is strength in numbers, but you need overwhelming numbers; encourage your sister survivors to join the fight
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Trump DOES NOT WANT THE FILES RELEASED. START NAMING NAMES
There is strength in numbers, but you need overwhelming numbers; encourage your sister survivors to join the fight
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Survivors are 'nervous and sceptical' about partial Epstein file release
US lawmakers who pushed for the documents to be made public have criticised the initial release as incomplete.
www.bbc.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The brave Epstein survivors need to understand that this is going to be a fight all the way.
Trump DOES NOT WANT THE FILES RELEASED. START NAMING NAMES
There is strength in numbers, but you need overwhelming numbers; encourage your sister survivors to join the fight
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Trump DOES NOT WANT THE FILES RELEASED. START NAMING NAMES
There is strength in numbers, but you need overwhelming numbers; encourage your sister survivors to join the fight
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Your quarterly reminder… Trump media has never had a profitable quarter… this is not valuation it’s pay for play
The merged entity will start building the “world’s first utility-scale fusion power plant” next year, the companies claimed.
Trump Media Will Merge With Nuclear Fusion Company TAE In $6 Billion Deal
The merged entity will start building the “world’s first utility-scale fusion power plant” next year, the companies claimed.
www.forbes.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Your quarterly reminder… Trump media has never had a profitable quarter… this is not valuation it’s pay for play
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“Williams, Hortman’s best friend, tells me she doesn’t even know the name of Melissa and Mark Hortman’s killer. “It does not matter how Melissa died,” Williams says in a whisper. “All that really matters is how she lived.””
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life
Melissa Hortman died in a shocking act of political violence. This is her story
www.rollingstone.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“Williams, Hortman’s best friend, tells me she doesn’t even know the name of Melissa and Mark Hortman’s killer. “It does not matter how Melissa died,” Williams says in a whisper. “All that really matters is how she lived.””
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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A pizza place will put together the most random, who gives a fuck salad, but it will be on the crispiest bed of lettuce you’ve ever had in your life.
December 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
A pizza place will put together the most random, who gives a fuck salad, but it will be on the crispiest bed of lettuce you’ve ever had in your life.
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Recent political changes and Trump’s escalating immigration crackdown has exacerbated the discrimination against Black people, regardless of immigration status. @naomibehune.bsky.social writes the struggles of Black immigrants and African Americans are intertwined. trib.al/0oNmRBz
The Vulnerability of Black Immigrants - The American Prospect
Black immigrants are more likely to be deported, in part because of their contact with the criminal justice system.
trib.al
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Recent political changes and Trump’s escalating immigration crackdown has exacerbated the discrimination against Black people, regardless of immigration status. @naomibehune.bsky.social writes the struggles of Black immigrants and African Americans are intertwined. trib.al/0oNmRBz
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What a strange man
Mr. Rubio said switching back to Times New Roman would “restore decorum and professionalism to the department’s written work.” Calibri is “informal” when compared to serif typefaces like Times New Roman and “clashes” with the department’s official letterhead. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
Rubio Deletes Calibri as the State Department’s Official Typeface
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
What a strange man
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Look at him… that mouth got him shook up!!!!
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Look at him… that mouth got him shook up!!!!
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Man i thought y’all were kidding… that man really go with Katy Perry
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau make their relationship Instagram official
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau make their relationship Instagram official
The singer posted a photo of the pair smiling cheek to cheek and a video of them eating sushi together while in Japan
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau have launched their relationship on Instagram, after the singer posted a photo of the pair smiling cheek to cheek and a video of them eating sushi together while in Japan.
Perry’s post appeared to confirm the pair are in a relationship, after months of speculation about a possible romance between her and the former Canadian prime minister. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Man i thought y’all were kidding… that man really go with Katy Perry