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Luke Kruger-Howard

@andsoluke.bsky.social

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Cartoonist, obsessed with solving your murder. www.goesbooks.com and www.footballamericadream.com and instagram.com/andsoluke/

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Luke Kruger-Howard @andsoluke.bsky.social · Feb 20

We need to move beyond LMAO. I've come up with a few alternatives:
LMTO=laugh my testicles open
GMTO=giggle my tits off
CMGS=chortle my gooch sideways
CMCA=cackle my coochy apart
HHMHW=ha ha my holes wide
LMAITSOAHATYWMAAAH=Laugh my ass into the shape of a hat and then you wear my ass as a hat

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11h

In some ways this is the government now

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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

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Luke Kruger-Howard @andsoluke.bsky.social · 8h

you’re way out of baseball‘s league anyway.

Luke Kruger-Howard @andsoluke.bsky.social · 8h

Then why don’t you marry the baseball?

Luke Kruger-Howard @andsoluke.bsky.social · 14h

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Luke Kruger-Howard @andsoluke.bsky.social · 18h

That's the dream

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Rep. Steven Woodrow @woodrowforco.bsky.social · 1d

The media’s job is to make you think that the people who want to give you healthcare are just as crazy as the people trying to take it away.

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Luke Kruger-Howard @andsoluke.bsky.social · 1d

Gavin Newsom is the enemy. You capitulate or waffle on trans rights, you are done. You can’t share a tent with people who see trans rights as up for debate, even if you are terrified of the fascists.

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 1d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Luke Kruger-Howard @andsoluke.bsky.social · 1d

We can't be sure. More evidence is needed. Let's debate it for a 10 more years.

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love & barley 🐸🌶️🪏🎃 @loveandbarley.bsky.social · 2d

give greta thunberg a gundam

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Kori Michele @korimichele.bsky.social · 1d

I have published a new book & it's a collection of the past five years of my paintings, drawings, and zines about my favorite artist, SHINee's Key!

I'm selling them online to cover the print run & to raise money for NYCSHINee fan club projects!

korimichele.bigcartel.com/product/key-...

Promotional image, including: cover of the "Key to My Heart/ fan artbook by Kori Michele/ for the 2025 Uncanny Valley US Tour" featuring a painting of kpop artist Key in the style of Patrick Nagel. Text reads: "On Sale Now! 44 page fan artbook. (5 years of paintings, drawings, and zines.) $15 + shipping. $5 of each sale goes to NYCSHINee fan project fundraiser!! In celebration of KEY in the USA!!! https://korimichele.bigcartel.com/product/key-to-my-heart-fan-artbook . There is a strip of images of photos of the inside pages of the pook, which depict more paintings of Key. Also lots of fun little colorful squiggles in pink, purple and teal.

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Luke Kruger-Howard @andsoluke.bsky.social · 1d

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Luke Kruger-Howard @andsoluke.bsky.social · 2d

Finished Assata Shakur's autobiography last night. I felt the connection between her situation and Kilmar Abrego Garcia's. Both are symbols for the People. The State must persecute these symbols into the ground at all cost. If these symbols win, the State is weakened. So symbols must be destroyed...

Luke Kruger-Howard @andsoluke.bsky.social · 2d

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Luke Kruger-Howard @andsoluke.bsky.social · 2d

Republicans are SO much better at this than Democrats. The amount that Republicans are controlling the narrative constantly is deeply depressing. But at least we have Schumer over here joking about Kentucky Fried French Fries

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 3d

Stephen Miller said last year this was the plan. They said it out loud. Some of us highlighted his remarks at the time and warned how dangerous they were. Most of the media missed them and/or moved on from them. It’s happening:

@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 3d

Red states sending troops to blue states is a really bad idea.

‪Governor JB Pritzker‬
‪@govpritzker.illinois.gov‬
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This evening, President Trump is ordering 400 members of the Texas National Guard for deployments to Illinois, Oregon, and other locations within the United States. No officials from the federal government called me directly to discuss or coordinate.
‪Governor JB Pritzker‬
‪@govpritzker.illinois.gov‬
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We must now start calling this what it is: Trump’s Invasion. It started with federal agents, it will soon include deploying federalized members of the Illinois National Guard against our wishes, and it will now involve sending in another state’s military troops.
‪Governor JB Pritzker‬
‪@govpritzker.illinois.gov‬
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I call on Governor Abbott to immediately withdraw any support for this decision and refuse to coordinate. There is no reason a President should send military troops into a sovereign state without their knowledge, consent, or cooperation.
‪Governor JB Pritzker‬
‪@govpritzker.illinois.gov‬
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The brave men and women who serve in our national guards must not be used as political props. This is a moment where every American must speak up and help stop this madness.

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Luke Kruger-Howard @andsoluke.bsky.social · 4d

And way more politically aware and socially progressive

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Luke Kruger-Howard @andsoluke.bsky.social · 4d

Heroes. Holding the line against fascism.

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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 4d

look at my opposition party dawg

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 4d

CHUCK SCHUMER: "New data came out today from KFF - and that is not Kentucky Fried French Fries ... the Kaiser Family Foundation"

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Luke Kruger-Howard @andsoluke.bsky.social · 4d

Yes. Very much.

Luke Kruger-Howard @andsoluke.bsky.social · 4d

So are you saying that everyone who is pro-Palestine" are antisemites?

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 5d

I am just so fucking proud of her.

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Luke Kruger-Howard @andsoluke.bsky.social · 5d

Everyone wants to know when you are going to release this in obscure theaters on rural islands off the coast of Seattle. You can't keep putting people off on this without risking serious blowback.

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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 6d

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Luke Kruger-Howard @andsoluke.bsky.social · 6d

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David Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 6d

Holy hell. DHS just openly stated that its agents use “reasonable suspicion” to make ARRESTS. This is blatantly unconstitutional. The Supreme Court is clear that you need probable cause to arrest someone, as opposed to stop them to ask them a question or two. This is huge b/c…