It’s the most wonderful time of the year

And a 8% rank rise is very “ain’t much but it’s honest work”. 1.35m to 1.25m 🤷🏻‍♂️
At least my transfers worked.
#FPL

#FPL #GW15 and I went for Foden, finally 😬 Unexpected Muñoz injury so I went for Andersen’s fixtures over form…
Muñoz, Semenyo & Mateta ➡️ Andersen, Thiago & Foden (3/5 FTs used…)

🧢🇳🇴🤖

EssenCHOal, yeah?

I’m the same - trying to switch it up and hoping lightning strikes leaves me like…

And I was rewarded for my
Guehi pick with…the same points as Senesi, but a tiny sliver of a green arrow mostly thanks to Brun⚽️⚽️ Fern🅰️ndes finally showing up when I had him. Good process, lads.
#FPL #GW15

Then I went with this quick turnaround for #FPL #GW15 …still bleeding rank from the Oalace defence despite Muñoz’s heroics, and realising I’d be benching Senesi almost every week for the foreseeable anyway.
Senesi ➡️ Guehi
Calafiori out, so Anderson starts
🧢🇳🇴🤖

Captain Haaland, superstar Muñoz, and the usual small contribution from ⭐️🦄 himself means I…oh, slide to a small red arrow for #FPL #GW14

City of Saints & Madmen by Jeff Vandemeer is a brilliant “found documentation” collection of fictional letters, maps, doctors’ notes and other non-fictional papers which bring the whole world of Ambergris to life with a mysterious story unfolding through it. Made me want to spend more time there!

So, so very sexy. And…

We have a good Scots word for use here: “boak”

Infantino’s schtick was like the worst unrehearsed Eurovision mid-semi-final “banter”

And the irony of us sending the biggest British pop star of my lifetime who was renown for being unable to break America…

As a Calfiori owner since my GW6 wildcard, let me put both hands on your shoulders and look you deep in the eyes when I say to you: he is very sexy, and almost entirely useless on the pitch.

Listen, I’m getting all my kicks from Muñoz, I can afford a boringly defensive defensive transfer 👀

I’m going for a centre back who is consistently my biggest threat and makes for a double up with a popular attacking fullback for a London team…

(Arsenal who? It’s Guehi)