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Andy Penman
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Here for jokes and fantasy football, mostly. A Jesus guy in (more or less) Glasgow
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#FPL 2025-26, let’s go! Starting with double Liverpool, Palace, Chelsea, Villa and Forest…plus a solitary Man City ✌️
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Christmas CANCELLED in London 💔🎄
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
On the one hand: oh dear, Calafiori’s yellow card means I won’t have double Arsenal defence for their next game v Wolves
On the other hand: neither will anyone else at this rate so it’s fine
On the mysterious other other hand: 1 clean sheet in their last 6 all comps. So…🤷🏻‍♂️?

#FPL
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
27 years ago, at a mere 13 years old, I watched Scotland at their last World Cup fall to glorious defeat against Brazil, fudge a draw against an inferior team, then contrive to lose to Morocco. Next year, my 13 year old son gets to have the same experience. #WorldCup2026
Outlander Scotland GIF
ALT: Outlander Scotland GIF
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December 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Manager: You design that peace prize trophy for trump?
Sculptor: Sure did boss, the demonic hands of hell grasping as if to drag the entire world down with them, just like you asked.
Manager: Y'know what fine
This prize is like AI slop in 3D!
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Robbie Williams and Nicole Scherzinger there, performing a duet like it’s the X Factor Final 2010 all over again.
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Watching all my Free Hit 13 players score well in #FPL #GW14 like:
a man in a tuxedo is holding a woman 's collar
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is holding a woman 's collar
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December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
A gameweek late, lads
#FPL
Haaland goal ⚽
Doku assist 🅰️
December 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Players I’m sad I won’t own ahead of #FPL #GW14:

- Gakpo
- Foden
- Yeremy Pino
- Thiago
- Mount & Mbeumo
- Rice
a man in a store with the words " there 's so many delicious choices " above him
ALT: a man in a store with the words " there 's so many delicious choices " above him
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December 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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"What's a baby deer called?”
“Fawn!"
“Sorry - what's a baby deer called, O wise and handsome one?"
July 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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When my wife told me Scandinavian languages don't have the letter 'R' I immediately thought: No way!
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Replacing Sarr and Longstaff in my #FPL midfield:
Boring options: Minteh & Anderson
Medium risk: Rogers & KDH
Maverick: Mount & Pino
🤔
December 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Dunno why you’re all getting excited. I’m on a free hit, so Palace and Man United aren’t playing 🤷🏻‍♂️
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Well, there’s the first “I could have replaced Gabriel with him” option down. Feeling better already about my eventual decision! #FPL
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I was 13 years old when Scotland last played a game at a World Cup. Next summer, my 13 year old and his 10 year old wee brother will get to enjoy it for the first time. What a world! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
#SCODEN #ICanBoogie #FIFAWorldCup
November 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Scotland’s First Minister addresses the nation
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
A second choice right back has NO right hitting it that cleanly! Unbelievable! #SCODEN
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Off my seat for that McGinn chance! #SCODEN
November 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Every ad now
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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My advice: if your chicken mews, check it’s not a kitten.
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Timber wolf: OWOOOOOooooooo…
Timbre wolf: ok that’s a bit reedy, maybe a bit more from the diaphragm yeah?
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 AM